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MPAA Ratings

Opal Isle
30-09-2004, 21:42
Thursday, September 30, 2004

MPAA - Motion Pictures Association of America

These guys are the guys who put the ratings on movies.

G - General Audiences
PG - Parental Guidance Suggested
PG-13 - Parents Strongly Cautioned
R - Restricted
NC-17 - No one under 17 admitted.

Now, back when I was real young, my parents never cared too much about what movies I watched, so I've sunk into the habit of not paying attention to movie ratings. I have college friends who refuse to go see movies rated R, so I've recently got into the habit of checking the ratings on movies, so I can see if there are any decent looking movies out that they might like to come see with me (since I work at a theater and therefore don't have to pay, nor do my guests). Anyway, I noticed that the MPAA ratings are really pretty funny. Funnier than a lot of movies I've seen anyway. Let's take a look at some MPAA Rating humor.

Napoleon Dynamite. It's rater PG. One of the only three current movies that is rated PG (out of the couple dozen that are out). One of the things Napoleon Dynamite is rated PG for (as opposed to G) is "thematic elements." Now, the only movie currently in theaters with a G rating is Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement. I have not seen that movie, nor do I plan to anytime soon, however, I feel pretty confident in assuming that Princess Diaries 2 also has some "thematic elements." In fact, just about the only movie I've seen recently that didn't have thematic elements would probably have to be "Open Water," but that movie didn't have much of anything...and that's a whole different story that I might get to some other day.

Cellular is rated PG-13. One of the reasons given for the rating is "terror situations." Would we have seen this as an excuse five years ago? No. Cellular would probably receive the same rating, but the logic behind the rating would probably be a little more down to earth.

The Forgotten is rated PG-13. One of the reasons given for the rating is "intense thematic material." If movie producers want to get their ratings lower (so that more people can see the movie and they can earn more money), they apparantly have to make a boring storyline.

Hero is rated PG-13. The full reason for the rating is "stylized martial arts violence a scene of sensuality." Now, I would have to agree with this rating, however "sensuality" doesn't quite seem to fit. Sexuality would have been a more appropriate description (especially if you've seen the movie), and "stylizied martial arts" is a bit unnecessary. It seems to say that if it would have been a different kind of violence, the rating wouldn't be so high.

I, Robot is rated PG-13. It should be rated NC-17, as no one under 17 should be exposed to Will Smith's ass, however, the reason for the rating is "intense stylized action, and some brief partial nudity." Every time I look at movie ratings, the number of adjectives in front of "nudity" increases, and again, here we have another case of action being something that calls for a higher rating. Had I, Robot been ;ess interest and had they cut out some brief partial nudity, the movie might have been rated PG.

Open Water is rated R for "language and some nudity." You notice how the MPAA didn't complain about the lack of a good plot?

Resident Evil: Apocalypse is rated R. One of the reasons given is "non-stop violence." All I can say is that if there is one second of that movie that has no violence in it, I think Screen Gems (the distributor of RE:A) should sue the MPAA. I seriously doubt that the violence is non-stop.

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow is rated PG. One of the reasons given is "sequences of stylized sci-fi violence." I don't think I can harp on this enough. Why can't the MPAA just say "violence"? Are sequences of stylized sci-fi violence worse than regular violence--whatever that may be...?

Spiderman 2 is rated PG-13. It actually has fewer reasons than most of the PG movies. The only reason given is "stylized action violence," and I fail to grasp how it isn't also sci-fi violence. Also, I don't understand how Spiderman 2, with only one reason given for its rating gets PG-13, when other movies, with more reasons, sometimes one even similar to "stylized action violence," are only rated PG.

Anyway, for more information about the MPAA, you can visit http://www.mpaa.org/
And for more information concerning movies that are currently play, you can visit: http://movies.yahoo.com/

Source: http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=comfog
Kerubia
30-09-2004, 21:43
" . . . remember what the MPAA says : Horrific, deplorable violence is OKAY, as long as there are no dirty words!"

Can anyone tell me what movie that's off of?
Opal Isle
30-09-2004, 21:45
" . . . remember what the MPAA says : Horrific, deplorable violence is OKAY, as long as there are no dirty words!"

Can anyone tell me what movie that's off of?
Impressive. You read the original post in under 60 seconds.
Kerubia
30-09-2004, 21:47
Impressive. You read the original post in under 60 seconds.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, but I can't seem to grasp these MPAA ratings either.
Opal Isle
30-09-2004, 21:49
The point is, this thread isn't really for a general discussion of MPAA ratings. If you would read the article in the original post, you'd know exactly what to discuss.
Amyst
30-09-2004, 21:53
The point is, this thread isn't really for a general discussion of MPAA ratings. If you would read the article in the original post, you'd know exactly what to discuss.

What, that guy's blog?
Kerubia
30-09-2004, 21:55
The point is, this thread isn't really for a general discussion of MPAA ratings. If you would read the article in the original post, you'd know exactly what to discuss.

It's just the article's author (if I remember in the past, you write articles for Xanga, so this may be your article) failing to grasp some of the MPAA ratings. Did you want a discussion on those certain movies?

Or are you joking about all the "X Violence" ratings?

Like in Sean of the Dead, they have "Zombie Violence" in the description.
Opal Isle
30-09-2004, 22:03
I think the point of the article is to make fun of some of the MPAA descriptions for the ratings...but I also think he makes a pretty good point when he talks about the Spiderman thing...and Will Smith.
Kerubia
30-09-2004, 22:10
If I remember from the past, you work at a movie theatre, right Opal Isle?

Have you seen the posters and such for "Sean of the Dead"?

Look at its description--you'll see "Zombie Violence".
Keruvalia
30-09-2004, 22:11
Meh .... MPAA ratings are 100% voluntary.

I don't pay any attention to them.
Opal Isle
30-09-2004, 22:13
If I remember from the past, you work at a movie theatre, right Opal Isle?

Have you seen the posters and such for "Sean of the Dead"?

Look at its description--you'll see "Zombie Violence".
There are no "Sean of the Dead" posters anywhere near where I live, nor is Sean of the Dead in any of the theaters in my area.
Kerubia
30-09-2004, 22:15
There are no "Sean of the Dead" posters anywhere near where I live, nor is Sean of the Dead in any of the theaters in my area.

Well, we have a poster of it at my theatre, it's a "Romantic Comedy. With Zombies".

I don't know if it's in any previews yet, or if it's "Sean" or "Shawn" or whatever.

EDIT: Oh, it's "Shaun of the Dead".

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365748/
Opal Isle
30-09-2004, 22:18
Kerubia. Can't you assume that if the MPAA rating for Sean of the Dead was available to me, I would have discussed it? I discussed every other rating that was even in the least bit humourous. Clearly, I could not find the MPAA rating at the website I used to obtain all of the information, nor did I know the rating offhand, which, since you know I work in a theater, probably means that I know exactly what movie you're talking about, just don't have access to information about it, nor cared to hunt for it, as it isn't out anywhere near me (like...the whole state of Arkansas doesn't have it).
Holy Paradise
30-09-2004, 22:19
" . . . remember what the MPAA says : Horrific, deplorable violence is OKAY, as long as there are no dirty words!"

Can anyone tell me what movie that's off of?
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
Opal Isle
30-09-2004, 22:21
You're clearly missing a point. I don't really care about Shaun of the Dead at the moment. The point of that article was not to discuss Shaun of the Dead. I know what movie you're talking about, and we could probably even play movie trivia...you give me a very terse description of the movie that was released this summer (or more recently) and I tell you what movie it is, etcetera. I know what Shaun of the Dead is. It's not in any theater any where remotely close to me, nor will it be anywhere near me anytime soon. I didn't bother to look through a full listing of movies that are out everywhere. I simply used this: http://movies.yahoo.com/showtimes/showtimes.html?z=fayetteville%2C+ar&r=sim
Homicidal Pacifists
30-09-2004, 22:36
And yet the Omega Man is rated PG while having Nudity/sexuality and Violence.
*sigh*
The MPAA needs to get it’s self righteous head out of it’s ass, and stop eating the holy shit.
Opal Isle
30-09-2004, 22:37
And yet the Omega Man is rated PG while having Nudity/sexuality and Violence.
*sigh*
The MPAA needs to get it’s self righteous head out of it’s ass, and stop eating the holy shit.
What is the official rating?
Homicidal Pacifists
30-09-2004, 22:40
What is the official rating?
Official Rating as in why they say it's rated PG?
Opal Isle
30-09-2004, 22:46
Official Rating as in why they say it's rated PG?
"Rated PG for..."
Homicidal Pacifists
30-09-2004, 22:50
"Rated PG for..."
mild violence

They didn't even bother to mention the nudity.
Opal Isle
30-09-2004, 22:52
Well, I'd have to see the movie. Is it a real movie, or animated movie? Animated movies tend to not get ratings placed as harshly (and by that I mean if it's floating somewhere between two ratings, it typically gets the lower rating, where a non-animated movie would get the higher).
Homicidal Pacifists
30-09-2004, 23:00
Well, I'd have to see the movie. Is it a real movie, or animated movie? Animated movies tend to not get ratings placed as harshly (and by that I mean if it's floating somewhere between two ratings, it typically gets the lower rating, where a non-animated movie would get the higher).
Well it was made in 1971 when the MPAA actually knew what they were doing. Well not really, but at least they didn't have to come up with BS reasons.

And no, it's not animated.
Superpower07
30-09-2004, 23:45
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow is rated PG. One of the reasons given is "sequences of stylized sci-fi violence." I don't think I can harp on this enough. Why can't the MPAA just say "violence"? Are sequences of stylized sci-fi violence worse than regular violence--whatever that may be...?
They also forget to warn viewers that the movie is absolute crap - it was shot ENTIRELY on a blue-screen.

And b/c of the "sequences of stylized sci-fi violence," should we all panic now because Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, and Gundam all posess "sequences of stylized sci-fi violence?"