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Something creative...Describe your sex life as a movie title

Colodia
30-09-2004, 04:15
For instance, mine is "Never Been Kissed" :(
HadesRulesMuch
30-09-2004, 04:17
Mine is "Mo' Money"
LordaeronII
30-09-2004, 04:18
Don't know many movies with those types o' titles, however I'd imagine "Hopeless" is a movie some where...
Lunatic Goofballs
30-09-2004, 04:18
"No Holds Barred"

:D
Our Earth
30-09-2004, 04:19
The One Handed Man or Life is But a Dream
Sdaeriji
30-09-2004, 04:19
A recent film.

Mr. 3000
Kryozerkia
30-09-2004, 04:21
uh........ does "No, not to night dear, I'm On My Period" count?
The Blacklisted
30-09-2004, 04:21
Dumb and Dumberer
Green13
30-09-2004, 04:22
... is there a movie called "Haven't been laid in years"?
Colodia
30-09-2004, 04:23
Here's another one...

"Dr. No"
Keruvalia
30-09-2004, 04:24
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Opal Isle
30-09-2004, 04:27
The Forgotten
Santa Barbara
30-09-2004, 04:29
Hmm... Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?

...Aliens?

Three Men and a Baby? (just kidding)

.....

...

..

Bring it On?


...Resident Evil?

I dunno. Something along those lines.
Argyres
30-09-2004, 04:31
"Much Ado about Nothing"
Bodies Without Organs
30-09-2004, 04:34
Women On The Edge Of A Nervous Breakdown
Opal Isle
30-09-2004, 04:34
Ah...now it's time for the funny ones...


Sixth Man

Boys Don't Cry

Fahrenheit 9/11

Die Hard
Green13
30-09-2004, 04:38
I was going to use "Glory", but that couldn't be further from the truth.
Mentholyptus
30-09-2004, 04:41
"Tomorrow Never Dies"-Or, at least, my hope for tomorrow doesn't.
The Sadistic Skinhead
30-09-2004, 04:42
Wild Things

thats for damn sure
Opal Isle
30-09-2004, 04:43
I don't like that movie...
CARBONIS
30-09-2004, 04:46
How about Alice in Wonderland? :P

Was that even a movie? *raises eyebrow*
CARBONIS
30-09-2004, 04:47
By the way, this is DFD. Do not think Dante is really into kinky crap. :P
Xenophobialand
30-09-2004, 04:47
12 Angry Men. . .

Just Kidding (no, I'm serious).

The Longest Yard. . .

(okay, I'm really kidding on that one)

Actually, it would probably be Home Alone.

(I wish I were kidding on that one)
Opal Isle
30-09-2004, 04:48
By the way, this is DFD. Do not think Dante is really into kinky crap. :P
Huh?
Saline County
30-09-2004, 04:51
Sex life? I seem to remember having one of those. Before the marriage, and the two children...
Callisdrun
30-09-2004, 04:52
"Sick Fantasies"
HadesRulesMuch
30-09-2004, 04:56
Do pornos count?
"ULTRA KINKY #79 - BOWLIN' IN HER COLON"
"BACKDOOR ADVENTURES OF BUTTHEAD AND BEAVER"

OK, but seriously....
"Reign of Fire"
"Remember the Titans"
Remainland
30-09-2004, 05:24
"Gone in 60 seconds" Sorry hubby :)
Seraphica
30-09-2004, 05:50
The Rookie.......

except that the rookie will be a rookie in 5 years... hopefully :(
Parratoga
30-09-2004, 05:58
Fatal Attraction :eek:
New Granada
30-09-2004, 06:01
The Agony and the Ecstacy.
alternatively,
The Sound and the Fury
Mothers of Invention
30-09-2004, 06:24
Girl with the pearl ****ring
The Black Forrest
30-09-2004, 06:28
Raiders of the Lost Ark!

Opps she saw that one!
Shiznayo
30-09-2004, 06:31
I can't believe no one said:
"Goldmember"
Jeez, it's named after a golden penis!!! :D
Trotterstan
30-09-2004, 06:34
the last action hero :)
Klonor
30-09-2004, 06:43
Abstinance: The Return
Tehok
30-09-2004, 06:53
Herpes 2: The Return
Lunatic Goofballs
30-09-2004, 07:05
Spaceballs!
Klonor
30-09-2004, 07:06
Spaceballs!

You know, somehow I just knew you'd say that
Lunatic Goofballs
30-09-2004, 07:08
You know, somehow I just knew you'd say that

:D

The James Bond movie, 'Thunderball' also popped into my head.
Klonor
30-09-2004, 07:27
LG, it might be 2 AM, but you're always good for a chuckle. Keep up the good work!
Hakartopia
30-09-2004, 07:37
"The Nightmare before Christmas"
Monkeypimp
30-09-2004, 07:39
Octopussy.
Trotterstan
30-09-2004, 07:45
Octopussy.
nice one!
Milesandia
30-09-2004, 07:46
"Nun - The Movie"

"None"

"(Can't Get No) Satisfaction"

"Waiting for Ecstasy"

"God Dropped Her From The Sky"

"Celibacy - The Musical"
The White Hats
30-09-2004, 07:48
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
Findecano Calaelen
30-09-2004, 09:39
independence day
Refused Party Program
30-09-2004, 09:42
The Invisible Man

:(
Daroth
30-09-2004, 09:45
lock stock and 2 smoking barrels....
Keljamistan
30-09-2004, 09:46
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

The Thing

Little Shop of Horrors
Daroth
30-09-2004, 09:47
the good, the bad and the ugly
Keljamistan
30-09-2004, 09:47
Gone in 60 seconds
Keljamistan
30-09-2004, 09:48
The Blob

American Pie

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Legless Pirates
30-09-2004, 09:54
A New Hope :D
Mean Machine :D
Independent Homesteads
30-09-2004, 10:06
All Quiet on the Western Front
Keljamistan
30-09-2004, 10:07
The Missing Link
Kanabia
30-09-2004, 11:00
Scary Movie. :D
Nebbyland
30-09-2004, 11:27
Fight club
The fairy tinkerbelly
30-09-2004, 11:50
i can't believe no guy's said Lord of the Rings
Kanabia
30-09-2004, 12:06
i can't believe no guy's said Lord of the Rings
Hahaha...but eww. :/
Tellenthion
03-10-2004, 17:18
Primer.

Might not make sense right away, but I'm a teenage boy. Think about it.
Demented Hamsters
03-10-2004, 17:21
Gladiator.
say it with emphasis on the second and third syllable and use a 'schwa' sound ('er') for the fourth syllable.
Superpower07
03-10-2004, 17:23
For instance, mine is "Never Been Kissed" :(
^wut he said
Itinerate Tree Dweller
03-10-2004, 17:24
scarface
Die Viecherhaus
03-10-2004, 17:25
Jurassic Park
.
.
Think about it.
MoeHoward
03-10-2004, 17:32
To Hell and Back

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

Little Women

What About Bob

Last Tango in Paris

Taboo

Deepthroat

Rear Window
LinkinParker
03-10-2004, 17:36
rush hour
Chicken pi
03-10-2004, 17:47
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
:D
Tumaniia
03-10-2004, 17:48
"Tremors"

And sometimes "Goldfinger"
Stephistan
03-10-2004, 18:00
9 1/2 weeks :)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004XMV6.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
DHomme
03-10-2004, 18:11
texas chainsaw massacre
Eutrusca
03-10-2004, 18:37
Would "Coming Attractions" count? :D
Eutrusca
03-10-2004, 18:37
9 1/2 weeks :)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004XMV6.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

I love that movie! :)
Laskin Yahoos
04-10-2004, 11:43
Super-Size Me :D
Cannot think of a name
04-10-2004, 12:41
http://www.mgm.com/mgm/images/posterart-new/GYMKATA-00AA1-poster_hires.jpg
Gymkata.

How? I don't know. I just like mentioning that movie at any opportunity.

How about:
http://twtd.bluemountains.net.au/Rick/mega.jpg
Megaforce!!!


Yeah, I wouldn't buy that either....
Lapse
04-10-2004, 13:47
finding nemo :P [jk, of course]

Black Hawk down ;)


Strange bedfellows
Strensall
04-10-2004, 14:59
Lion King.... or should I say Loin King :D
Ravea
04-10-2004, 15:04
If there was a movie called "Limp Bisciut:True Hollywood Story" That would be me.
Dolvich
04-10-2004, 15:07
Speed.
Legless Pirates
04-10-2004, 15:09
The Naked Gun
Jovianica
04-10-2004, 15:22
"Heavenly Creatures"

"Hideous Kinky"

(No, I'm not going to go for the Kate Winslet trifecta and claim "Titanic"...)
Legless Pirates
04-10-2004, 15:25
The naked gun 2 1/2
Von Witzleben
04-10-2004, 15:31
7 years in Tibet. :D
Legless Pirates
04-10-2004, 15:33
The Naked Gun 33 1/3

Top Gun

Hot Shots
OceanDrive
04-10-2004, 15:44
All your bass are belong to us :D
Texan Hotrodders
04-10-2004, 16:12
Lost in Translation

Friday
Myrth
04-10-2004, 16:14
Halloween H20? x.x
Texan Hotrodders
04-10-2004, 16:16
Halloween H20? x.x

That movie is so you. Rock on, Myrth. :D
New Fubaria
04-10-2004, 16:27
"Sex, Beer and Jam" (aka Sexe, beur et confiture)

Never seen it (I hardly ever watch foreign language films), but the title does sound uncannily like a few weekends I've had recently ;)
Santa Bugito
04-10-2004, 18:04
The Harder They Come
Bereavia
04-10-2004, 18:21
Some creative ones:

Fantasia

A clockwork orange

It happened one night

An american in paris- lol

Easy Rider

And my personal favorite- Jaws
Joe Gas
04-10-2004, 18:26
my sex life?

"One man..."

Yup that about sums it up.

:p
Penguinista
04-10-2004, 18:40
"The Goodbye Girl"
The Island of Rose
04-10-2004, 19:35
"Down the Drain"

"To Hell to Stay"

"ALONE"

"Romeo must die"
Eh.
Rantz
04-10-2004, 19:43
Shrek :)
hhhhmmmm Star Wars
Ishtar, does anyone remember that one!!!
Petsburg
04-10-2004, 20:08
The Sensual Tiger & The Entracing Cat