NationStates Jolt Archive

Forget 'Ask me' threads. I will ask the questions around here!

First question: Why is that a day or two after showering all the mud off, I still can find little clumps of dirt in my ear?

Have you tried showering more than bimonthly?

Forget 'Ask me' threads. I will ask the questions around here!

First question: Why is that a day or two after showering all the mud off, I still can find little clumps of dirt in my ear?
Those aren't clumps of mud. They are secret government tracking devices. The Army is trying to get their hands on your scrotum-seeking attack weasels.

eww, i shower 5 times a day. im alllwayss clean.

eww, i shower 5 times a day. im alllwayss clean.
What does your water bill look like?

And, in response to your next question: No. I would consider it not only disgusting, but morally reprehensible.

Holy crap! I'm sometimes deadly now! I'm no longer just a member; I'm a force to be reckoned with! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

You've got a ways to catch up, Grasshopper.

As do you. :D

And I agree with Roachsylvania's answer to the as yet unasked second question.

And, in response to your next question: No. I would consider it not only disgusting, but morally reprehensible.

:eek: Uncanny! Don't let the CIA know you can do that. *eyes narrow* Or do they already know?

As do you. :D

And I agree with Roachsylvania's answer to the as yet unasked second question.
Mar2003...

Jun2004...You had a 15 month head start and I'm about half way there...and I just took like 3 weeks off...

took 3 weeks off and still have a post average of 45ish posts per day...

took 3 weeks off and still have a post average of 45ish posts per day...
Well, I do have both a job and a fellowship, and I lost a lot of posts in the purges on the old server. :D

Next question: If I were a color, what color would I be?

Three.

Well, I do have both a job and a fellowship, and I lost a lot of posts in the purges on the old server. :D
A fellowship? I'm a student, I have a job, and I may be getting a second job. But actually, all my posts are really from this summer, since I didn't do much of anything all summer. I hardly have anytime since I've started college. Too much socioality.

puprle, because icecream doesn't have bones

puprle, because icecream doesn't have bones

*looks at his icecream cone. Looks at the bone in the trash.* Uh-oh.

Three.

Ooh! Pretty.

A fellowship? I'm a student, I have a job, and I may be getting a second job. But actually, all my posts are really from this summer, since I didn't do much of anything all summer. I hardly have anytime since I've started college. Too much socioality.I drink a lot? Okay--you're more of a loser than I am. :D

I'm clearly a loser since I don't drink. Hmm...I average 4 hours of sleep a night, and generally spend only about an hour of the other 20 hours on Gore's intarwebs.

took 3 weeks off and still have a post average of 45ish posts per day...the term is post whore

*looks at his icecream cone. Looks at the bone in the trash.* Uh-oh.

oops, sorry guys