Jaratia
29-09-2004, 21:05
This is something I found on www.dune2k.com/forum
Funny. :)
Like every organized person, your typical Mexican Bandito Pirate begins his day by figuring out what jobs he needs to take care of and writing out a todo list on his palm pilot.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/PalmPilot.jpg
After getting dressed, the average Mexican Bandito Pirate takes a little time to himself, sitting down, relaxing, and having a little something to eat.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/WILL003.gif
On the way to his secret lair, the Mexican Bandito Pirate looks to the sky and sighs.
"What a beautiful day"
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/cloud.jpg
At the edge of the forest that hides the secret lair of the Mexican Bandito Pirates, our friend meets up with his compatriots and together they walk the rest of the way.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/pathtoshack.jpg
After discussing their plans for the daily plunder, the Mexican Bandito Pirates head to one of their many land attack crusers. This one was specifically designed to ramp off their flagship onto the targeted vessels. The shock of such a sight is often enough to make the Captain of the enemy vessel surrender immediatly.
Note the prominant placement of the Mexican Bandito Pirate Flag. It's enough to make you wet yourself.
Oh yeah.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/PirateMobile.jpg
After a day of hard (yet oddly arousing) swashbuckling...
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/ab1.jpg
The Mexican Bandito Pirates load up their Swagmobile with plundered booty and head on home.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/swagmobile.jpg
One of them asks to stop for a moment in order to pay homage to Big Bruce himself, at one of his many awe-inspiring shrines.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/BB.jpg
After unloading and burying their well-earned Swag, the Mexican Bandito Pirates head back along the treacherous path to their secret hideaway, The Shack.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/pathtoshack2.jpg
All that is left to do today is sit back, crack open a cold one, and relax.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/Shack.jpg
Some soft, relaxing music begins playing on the CD player in the background...
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/nirvana6.jpg
And after hours of revelry, drinking, and dueling, the Mexican Bandito Pirates drift off into drunken stupers, while our friend thinks about what the future holds for him...
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/alone08.jpg
Out of nowhere a voice cries out:
"Yeah right, maybe when
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/HELL.jpg
Our friend, startled out of his dreams and desires, thinks:
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/badsign.gif
But then he quickly calms himself. Tommorow is whole nother day, filled with the excitment and fun of raping houses and pillaging women.
As he settles down to sleep, one final image rests in his mind:
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/xmas3.jpg
And that has been A Day in the Life of a Mexican Bandito Pirate.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/pirate_poster_3.jpg
Goodnight.
Funny. :)
Like every organized person, your typical Mexican Bandito Pirate begins his day by figuring out what jobs he needs to take care of and writing out a todo list on his palm pilot.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/PalmPilot.jpg
After getting dressed, the average Mexican Bandito Pirate takes a little time to himself, sitting down, relaxing, and having a little something to eat.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/WILL003.gif
On the way to his secret lair, the Mexican Bandito Pirate looks to the sky and sighs.
"What a beautiful day"
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/cloud.jpg
At the edge of the forest that hides the secret lair of the Mexican Bandito Pirates, our friend meets up with his compatriots and together they walk the rest of the way.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/pathtoshack.jpg
After discussing their plans for the daily plunder, the Mexican Bandito Pirates head to one of their many land attack crusers. This one was specifically designed to ramp off their flagship onto the targeted vessels. The shock of such a sight is often enough to make the Captain of the enemy vessel surrender immediatly.
Note the prominant placement of the Mexican Bandito Pirate Flag. It's enough to make you wet yourself.
Oh yeah.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/PirateMobile.jpg
After a day of hard (yet oddly arousing) swashbuckling...
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/ab1.jpg
The Mexican Bandito Pirates load up their Swagmobile with plundered booty and head on home.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/swagmobile.jpg
One of them asks to stop for a moment in order to pay homage to Big Bruce himself, at one of his many awe-inspiring shrines.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/BB.jpg
After unloading and burying their well-earned Swag, the Mexican Bandito Pirates head back along the treacherous path to their secret hideaway, The Shack.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/pathtoshack2.jpg
All that is left to do today is sit back, crack open a cold one, and relax.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/Shack.jpg
Some soft, relaxing music begins playing on the CD player in the background...
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/nirvana6.jpg
And after hours of revelry, drinking, and dueling, the Mexican Bandito Pirates drift off into drunken stupers, while our friend thinks about what the future holds for him...
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/alone08.jpg
Out of nowhere a voice cries out:
"Yeah right, maybe when
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/HELL.jpg
Our friend, startled out of his dreams and desires, thinks:
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/badsign.gif
But then he quickly calms himself. Tommorow is whole nother day, filled with the excitment and fun of raping houses and pillaging women.
As he settles down to sleep, one final image rests in his mind:
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/xmas3.jpg
And that has been A Day in the Life of a Mexican Bandito Pirate.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/mahdi/pirate_poster_3.jpg
Goodnight.