NationStates Jolt Archive

You know it's really annoying to see 1000000 "Ask a" threads. I thought by ridiculing them it would be less funny, but since I left one hour ago the things are springing up like mushrooms.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! YOU ARE NOT ORIGINAL! CUT IT OUT! I'm going crazy over here? Mods can't you please shut them all down? They're pushing away all the WAY FUNNIER threads. Like everyone has turned in an attention whore all of a sudden.

:D

why don't you have a leg

Wouldn't it be incredibly funny to have a dog with four peg legs, an eyepatch and a pirate hat or a bandana?

No.

*reports you to the SPCA*

I've always wanted to ask a pirate this. Why do you call it your booty? why not your treasure, or valuables. Also "booty" is also known as ass. "Where is my ass?" wouldnt sound right, mainly because your sitting on it right now. Unless you're some sort of freak that stands while he/she is on the computer. You would also probably stand up to go #2.