NationStates Jolt Archive

I'll pas the message when I see him later this evening at the pub, drinking mint tea with guiness flavor.
Serious, he is my friend.

Dear Osama. Does that beard itch?

Dear Osama. Does that beard itch?
*only when small americans hide their $ in it*

Dear Osama. Does that beard itch?
Ossama also says in his eternal wisdom:

"If hair was that important, it would be in my head instead of on it" :cool:

How do you feel about the stupid Americans looking in the wrong place for you?

Ossama also says in his eternal wisdom:

"If hair was that important, it would be in my head instead of on it"


WOW!!! :eek: Thats deep!!! :eek:

Hey Osama. how happy are you that there are now 10 year old children in Iraq, who would never have joined your cause previously, who are now willing to die in order to kill an American? How happy are you that the man who made this possible is now leading in the polls (albeit, technically flawed polls,) in America?

Are you hiding in Antwerp?


(Hee hee, Antwerp)

Osama, would you vote for John Kerry if you were American? The Republicans say you would. Why let just them in on it, and not me?

How do you feel about the stupid Americans looking in the wrong place for you?
*Search and you will have searched*

He allways gets philosophic when he is in the Irish pub.

Osama, would you really not have attacked Europe if our politicians had agreed to the "peace treaty"?

How happy are you that the man who made this possible is now leading in the polls (albeit, technically flawed polls,) in America?

*I am happy for my old friend and business partner*

Osama, would you vote for John Kerry if you were American? The Republicans say you would. Why let just them in on it, and not me?
*Ossama will allways his support his old allie George, together, we made a lot of money in the crissis we both created*

I'll pas the message when I see him later this evening at the pub, drinking mint tea with guiness flavor.
Serious, he is my friend.


Why are you in a pub drinking tea with Guiness flavor? Careful, you might not get your 72 Virginians.

Why are you in a pub drinking tea with Guiness flavor? Careful, you might not get your 72 Virginians.

Ossama says *because I am thursty from hiding at Georges farm in the dry Texas, my friend Rummy and George will walk in later for next plans to make us richer*

Yo, OBL. Just curious. Do you really hate America that much, or is it more for the chicks?

Yo, OBL. Just curious. Do you really hate America that much, or is it more for the chicks?

Seriously, Because what with hiding out in mountains, palaces, holes-in-the-ground and texas ranches... he's got to be getting pretty lonely, right?

Yo, OBL. Just curious. Do you really hate America that much, or is it more for the chicks?

Says: *It is just a the sort of game that George and I like to play and I don't hate the US, I have a lot of business partners under the Republicans, my friends*

Seriously, Because what with hiding out in mountains, palaces, holes-in-the-ground and texas ranches... he's got to be getting pretty lonely, right?

*No, George looked for 72 Virgins and gave me from his private coke and booze*