Ask NOTHING
The Imperial Navy
29-09-2004, 14:40
Ask me any questions on this thread and i will kill you. I ASK THE QUESTIONS-NOT YOU!
so... What is the most embaressing situation you have ever been in?
Mine is probably getting caught looking at porn by my friends dad. (Hey, lets face it most men use the net for that purpose.)
Mutant Dogs
29-09-2004, 14:40
Your A Spammer :)
The fairy tinkerbelly
29-09-2004, 14:40
why?
The Imperial Navy
29-09-2004, 14:41
Your A Spammer :)
that was fast. and no i'm not-i'm asking you somthing.
spam is totally pointless crap. I can give you that by making you look at a thread by Hataria.
The Imperial Navy
29-09-2004, 14:42
why?
*Sound of machine gun fire*
Mutant Dogs
29-09-2004, 14:43
Quick indeed :)
Happy Spamming
Big Jim P
29-09-2004, 14:43
Mine is probably getting caught looking at porn by my friends dad. (Hey, lets face it most men use the net for that purpose.)
Yah, and you can find some really wicked shit out there.
Tubgirl anyone?
HC Eredivisie
29-09-2004, 14:45
Yah, and you can find some really wicked shit out there.
Tubgirl anyone?
:| you must die now and i need to see a doctor now :(
The fairy tinkerbelly
29-09-2004, 14:45
*Sound of machine gun fire*
why?
The Imperial Navy
29-09-2004, 14:46
why?
oh i can't stay mad at you... look at that face!
The fairy tinkerbelly
29-09-2004, 14:47
oh i can't stay mad at you... look at that face!
:fluffle:
why?
Mutant Dogs
29-09-2004, 14:48
:(
The fairy tinkerbelly
29-09-2004, 14:50
:(
what's wrong :(
imported_Wilf
29-09-2004, 14:52
what is the point of this thread ?
Spurland
29-09-2004, 14:57
blue?
The Imperial Navy
29-09-2004, 15:21
what is the point of this thread ?
Read my question.
Ask me any questions on this thread and i will kill you. I ASK THE QUESTIONS-NOT YOU!
so... What is the most embaressing situation you have ever been in?
Mine is probably getting caught looking at porn by my friends dad. (Hey, lets face it most men use the net for that purpose.)
You call that embarrassing? :D
How about getting caught jerking off by your aunt?...
The Imperial Navy
29-09-2004, 15:28
You call that embarrassing? :D was that a question? BECAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE A QUESTION!
How about getting caught jerking off by your aunt?...
WOW dude, that must suck.
was that a question? BECAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE A QUESTION!
was that a question? BECAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE A QUESTION!
We call that a rhetorical question. :D
WOW dude, that must suck.
You don't even know half of it...
The Imperial Navy
29-09-2004, 15:41
I've never got caught playing with the salami-you need to be careful.
It helps to have a door with a lock. Sisters can be curious. It could get weirder if they started watching you... *EWWWW*
WOW dude, that must suck.
his aunt did what now????
The Imperial Navy
29-09-2004, 15:46
his aunt did what now????
0_0
err... don't take it literraly. (Bet i spelled that wrong.)
The Imperial Navy
29-09-2004, 15:54
With the *B* to the *U* to the *M* to the *P*, that spells *BUMP*, now come and see!
(Dammit i hate urban music.)
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err... don't take it literraly. (Bet i spelled that wrong.)
the great thing is, i asked a question and you did not get annoyed.
yay
The Imperial Navy
29-09-2004, 16:21
Thats because i'm really not that fussed. i just wanted to know about embaressing incidents.
I've never got caught playing with the salami-you need to be careful.
It helps to have a door with a lock. Sisters can be curious. It could get weirder if they started watching you... *EWWWW*
Hell, I got caught so often I could write a book about it. About getting caught and the situation that followed that is.
Let's see who all caught me in the act... My aunt, my uncle, my mom (I'm still trying to get over that one!!), and my bro... And then I've been lucky, the times I was nearly caught!!! I remember one time being home alone, enjoying a nice porn flic while lying back on the couch, convinced no one would come home for hours, and suddenly from the corner of my eye I see Dad pull up the driveway...........!!!!! I never got up the stairs that quick!! And considering I did that with my pants basically hanging around my ankles that's quite an achievement. :D
<<reall jerk off :D
Tallaris
29-09-2004, 20:56
blue?
Blue? Surely you mean red?
British Jimmy
29-09-2004, 21:53
ROFLMAO!! I have never been caught j/o before.
Martian Free Colonies
29-09-2004, 22:02
Ask me any questions on this thread and i will kill you. I ASK THE QUESTIONS-NOT YOU!
so... What is the most embaressing situation you have ever been in?
Mine is probably getting caught looking at porn by my friends dad. (Hey, lets face it most men use the net for that purpose.)
Y'know, I really don't have an embarrassing sexual situation to give you. being English, mine is a social one. My most embarrassing moment was as a cub reporter at a swanky dinner, looking down the menu and choosing steak tartare (this is actually a dish of raw mince, effectively) and then asking for it 'medium rare', since I hadn't got a fucking clue what it was. Cue raised eyebrows from pretentious waiter, industry bigwig I was interviewing, industry bigwig's devastatingly gorgeous PR woman, etc etc. I then had to sit through the entire meal AND an interview with the industry bigwig afterward feeling about two inches tall and knowing that there was NO WAY I was going to score with the devastating PR woman.
Never got caught in the act. Came close a couple of times. I did have porno taht wasn't mine found on my computer and I wasn't going to rat on any of my friends so I took the blame. My friend jacked off while driving and got caught by a cop for speeding.