NationStates Jolt Archive

Back on the bandwagon. Until we run out of band-width that is.

Legless Pirates isn't here to ask, so I'll have to serve in his/her stead:

Have you ever burned your pubes while dancing around a fire naked?

how did you get to know your wife-to-be so well?

When summonding the prince of darkness, do you have the red-eye reduction feature switched off on your camera so as to ensure it doesn't ruin the effect?

Legless Pirates isn't here to ask, so I'll have to serve in his/her stead:

Have you ever burned your pubes while dancing around a fire naked?

No, but it is agood idea to were something when cooking, especially fried food.

OUCH!!!!

Go Big Jim Go Big Jim Go Big Jim Go Big Jiiiiiiiiiiiiimmm!!!!!!

how did you get to know your wife-to-be so well?

A year of phone calls, Ims, NS, and e-mail. One visit (I went to Upstate NY), soon (5 hours), and she comes down here. Didn't you see the advise the yankee thread?

When summonding the prince of darkness, do you have the red-eye reduction feature switched off on your camera so as to ensure it doesn't ruin the effect?

Well his eyes appear red no matter what so I just ignore that feature.

:cool:

Didn't you see the advise the yankee thread?

I guess not. But Congrats on your new relationship-and all the best in the future. will you still be using NS?

I guess not. But Congrats on your new relationship-and all the best in the future. will you still be using NS?

When I'm not otherwise occupied.

When I'm not otherwise occupied.

GO BIG JIM GO BIG JIM GO BIG JIM GO BIG JIM GOGOGOGOGOOOOOOOOOOO!

I don't get it. Ask a Satanist what? :(

I don't get it. Ask a Satanist what? :(


What the Hell?

I have a question Big Jim,

Does the bride at a Satanic wedding wear white and is your bachelor party a quite night of reflection and Haiku reading ala Bizzaro world?

Congrats once again.

I look forward to hearing about how your children rebel and start wearing khakis, sweaters around their neck and talk about how boating is becoming the sport of the common man.

GEC

I have a question Big Jim,

Does the bride at a Satanic wedding wear white and is your bachelor party a quite night of reflection and Haiku reading ala Bizzaro world?

Congrats once again.

I look forward to hearing about how your children rebel and start wearing khakis, sweaters around their neck and talk about how boating is becoming the sport of the common man.

GEC

She will wear white, my bachelor party will involve Llamas, and we look forward (in fear) as to what our kids will have to do to rebel against a PK and a Satanist.

Is it true that when it rains while the sun is shining, that the devil is kissing his bride?

Is it true that when it rains while the sun is shining, that the devil is kissing his bride?

No hes beating his wife.

is it true that a dyslexic satanist once sold his soul to santa?

is it true that shoes can go to hell???? they also have soles you know :headbang:

...) as to what our kids will have to do to rebel against a PK and a Satanist.

They will be fanatical evangelical Christians who will spend the rest of your natural lives trying to save your immortal souls from the firey pits of hell....

like having the guy who knocks at your door every Saturday afternoon, now living in your basement :O

like having the guy who knocks at your door every Saturday afternoon, now living in your basement :O

you have that problem too huh?

They will be fanatical evangelical Christians who will spend the rest of your natural lives trying to save your immortal souls from the firey pits of hell....

like having the guy who knocks at your door every Saturday afternoon, now living in your basement :O

Yikes!!!!
:)

is it true that a dyslexic satanist once sold his soul to santa?

Explains the gifts doesn't it?

you have that problem too huh?

Yeah, but we've got two large German Shephards. We've yet to have anyone come to the door who has enough faith in their Lord to protect them from those teeth in order to save our poor souls..:)

"Yeah as I walk through the valley of darkness I will fear no evil!" Dog bites on a Saturday afternoon however, that I'll fear...

Doesn't it bother you that your religion's eponymous name refers to you as a group of people whose beliefs are founded on being opposed to those of other existing religions? I mean, when you're defined by what you oppose, doesn't that make you seem entirely too incabable of independent thought?

Doesn't it bother you that your religion's eponymous name refers to you as a group of people whose beliefs are founded on being opposed to those of other existing religions? I mean, when you're defined by what you oppose, doesn't that make you seem entirely too incabable of independent thought?

~bumpage~

I'm wondering, if you bother to have a religion, why you would pick that one? Seems to me, if I were choosing one, I would want one that is more powerful than Satan...So, why'd you deliberately choose the lesser candidate?

Personally i don't believe in a supreme being-i'm a believer of reincarnation.

What is your opinion of an "Afterlife?"

As a Draconist (Well catholics would consider me a satanist :headbang: )
If you lead a worthwhile life (e.g. improving yourself as a person and intelectually) you will be sublimed into the one and become part of it for eternity.
If you havnt done anything inparticular you get sent back to have another try.
If your particularly bad then you get reincarnated as a frenchman ;)

Je? Français! Jamais! Français parlant du non im d'Oh! queest-ce que j'ai fait mal?

Je? Français! Jamais! Français parlant du non im d'Oh! queest-ce que j'ai fait mal?

in the words of the sweet virgin mary "come again?"

in the words of the sweet virgin mary "come again?"

I have no idea what that says. i just mashed some random words into the google translater and turned it into french. The translator usually makes it completely incomprehendable. hence it sounds like a load of bullshit.

I have no idea what that says. i just mashed some random words into the google translater and turned it into french. The translator usually makes it completely incomprehendable. hence it sounds like a load of bullshit.

ahhhh i see well it was good while it lasted!!

I sue the translator a lot when i want to try and look sophisticated-but it all comes out like shit, and jargon.