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I don't know if anyone else has noticed but this ask thread has more posts than any of the other ask threads!

I don't know if anyone else has noticed but this ask thread has more posts than any of the other ask threads!

But less questions.

Probably neither unconnected with the time of posting the thread.

But less questions.

Probably neither unconnected with the time of posting the thread.


i spy with my little eye someting begining with............................ T

i spy with my little eye someting begining with............................ T

Sorry, not meant to be nasty. Probably should have added an emoticon.

T'pub!

Yay, let's go down t'pub.

T'pub!

Yay, let's go down t'pub.
you're not nothern are you?

it'd be: 'Yay, let's go(pronounced gor) downT pub'

I have a question. Nothing to do with being British, though.
Tinkerbelly, how do you get to be a Sp@mQueen Advisor? Is it purely number of posts? How long do I have to put up with just being 'Member'. And surely when I pass my n-thousand posts, I won't be a Queen? (duckie)

I knor, but that way t'pub wouldn't begin with a t :P

(P.S. No I'm not but my family is)

England or Britan. Which is it? And if there's a difference, what is it? :)

England or Britan. Which is it? And if there's a difference, what is it? :)

England - best part of Britain, nicest, best food etc.
Britain - Britain, or Great Britain, is the island that consists of England, Scotland and Wales.

http://geography.about.com/library/faq/blqzuk.htm

England or Britan. Which is it? And if there's a difference, what is it? :)

It's a bit like the difference between california and the US. Irrelevant for most people, but pretty important to people from eg Washington State.

England or Britan. Which is it? And if there's a difference, what is it? :)

Both.
England is a country, on the island of Great Britain, and forms part of the United Kingdom (since we merged with Scotland in 1707). England shares the island of Britain with Wales and Scotland. The other major component of the UK is of course Northern Ireland.
And it's Great Britain because it's physically the biggest of the British Isles (or 'These Islands' as the Irish insist on calling them. "Where do you live?" "Oh, over there. You know, that place. Right there.")
But we think it's pretty great anyway.
You're welcome.

I don't know if anyone else has noticed but this ask thread has more posts than any of the other ask threads!

that's because it's full of brits yapping away about marmite with no foreigners listening. Britannia rules! (the waves)

I have a question. Nothing to do with being British, though.
Tinkerbelly, how do you get to be a Sp@mQueen Advisor? Is it purely number of posts? How long do I have to put up with just being 'Member'. And surely when I pass my n-thousand posts, I won't be a Queen? (duckie)
it's purely number of posts, I got this one at 4,000 i think, yours will probably change at 250

I knor, but that way t'pub wouldn't begin with a t :P

(P.S. No I'm not but my family is)
ye nearly ad it bu you wunt pronouncet 'th ' on enda 'with' itd be jus 'wee'

Both.
England is a country, on the island of Great Britain, and forms part of the United Kingdom (since we merged with Scotland in 1707). England shares the island of Britain with Wales and Scotland. The other major component of the UK is of course Northern Island.
And it's Great Britain because it's physically the biggest of the British Isles (or 'These Islands' as the Irish insist on calling them. "Where do you live?" "Oh, over there. You know, that place. Right there.")
But we think it's pretty great anyway.
You're welcome.

It's called Great Britain because it's Great.

ye nearly ad it bu you wunt pronouncet 'th ' on enda 'with' itd be jus 'wee'

not wee, wi

as in

goint pub wimi mairts

England - best part of Britain, nicest, best food etc.
Britain - Britain, or Great Britain, is the island that consists of England, Scotland and Wales.

http://geography.about.com/library/faq/blqzuk.htm


Best food: you just don't throw up when you eat there, you are capable of swallawing it down , out of politeness.
Rest of Britain: you just throw up.


A member of the Club fond of French Cuisine.

not wee, wi

as in

goint pub wimi mairts
thats reet, i knew wa a ment! this reelly dus lewk lark a completely diffrent language wehn ya rartit owt ow its sed!

It's called Great Britain because it's Great.

Y'know, if Alex Salmond does take Scotland out of the UK, would we still be the UK? I mean it's hardly a United Kingdom if one of the two founder members has left, is it? Would we go back to being England? How would the Welsh and Northern Irish feel about that?
Would the Scots have a Republic, or would the Queen still be head of state?

Ah well, at least by the time it happens we'll have used up all of the oil...

ye nearly ad it bu you wunt pronouncet 'th ' on enda 'with' itd be jus 'wee'

OK, I were'n' even tryin tha time - I jus pu "knor" in for hell of i'

It's called Great Britain because it's Great.

It was.
Had any Alzheimer lately?

so why is it that northeners think they are so great? is it because its so cold and grim that they cant think streight? insted of scotish parliament there should be a northen one, sothern moles could infiltrate and incourage a sepratist movement and in a few years the north can build a wall around itself, a motorway can be built like the one from west germany to berlin and us sotherners will never have to go to the "north" to get to scotland.

Y'know, if Alex Salmond does take Scotland out of the UK, would we still be the UK? I mean it's hardly a United Kingdom if one of the two founder members has left, is it? Would we go back to being England? How would the Welsh and Northern Irish feel about that?
Would the Scots have a Republic, or would the Queen still be head of state?

Ah well, at least by the time it happens we'll have used up all of the oil...


I'd say byebye to Northern Ireland tomorrow. Not really all that keen on orangemen.

Best food: you just don't throw up when you eat there, you are capable of swallawing it down , out of politeness.
Rest of Britain: you just throw up.


A member of the Club fond of French Cuisine.

Absolutely. We all know how easy it is to eat anything French without throwing up too. If I were meant to eat pondlife then God would have made me an otter.

Absolutely. We all know how easy it is to eat anything French without throwing up too. If I were meant to eat pondlife then God would have made me an otter.

What? Are you seriously suggesting that fried egg and chips tastes better than reptile's arse and slug?

I'd say byebye to Northern Ireland tomorrow. Not really all that keen on orangemen.

I can't help but agree with you (Paisley supporters at the very least), but I still think that we ought to at least make the attempt to solve ONE problem we've created. After all, we've managed to palm the Palestinian issue off onto the US in spite of it all being our fault. Do you think we could do the same with Ulster? They might just go for it - after all about half the entire USA claims it's Irish.

I can't help but agree with you (Paisley supporters at the very least), but I still think that we ought to at least make the attempt to solve ONE problem we've created. After all, we've managed to palm the Palestinian issue off onto the US in spite of it all being our fault. Do you think we could do the same with Ulster? They might just go for it - after all about half the entire USA claims it's Irish.

israel isn't our fault, I suppose we nicked it off the palestinians but we only gave it to menachem begin because america told us to.

And I for one don't think the English can be blamed for a load of irish protestants led by a dutchman fighting a war with a load of irish catholics led by a scotsman even if the two leaders reckoned they were the king of england.

damn you northeners wont take the bate!, ah well i thought it was a good idea.

why cant their just be a vote in northen ireland which ONLY the people of nothen ireland get a say? that would be conclusive

damn you northeners wont take the bate!, ah well i thought it was a good idea.

we're far too cool


why cant their just be a vote in northen ireland which ONLY the people of nothen ireland get a say? that would be conclusive


yeah, especially since there are now more catholics than protestants in NI and we'd just be able to wash our hands of it, and leave them to their own little wars.

What? Are you seriously suggesting that fried egg and chips tastes better than reptile's arse and slug?

No, I'd prefer reptile arse and slugs any day. :rolleyes:

What? Are you seriously suggesting that fried egg and chips tastes better than reptile's arse and slug?

Yes

sodding: 10
bloody: 2
tart: 1

What about bugger and bollocks (sp?)?

And what the heck to they mean?

What about bugger and bollocks (sp?)?

And what the heck to they mean?
buggar means damn (or sometimes gay sex) bollocks also means damn (or sometimes testicles)

What's my middle name?

I live there - and I dont know :)

Leicester ( les-ter ) Worcester ( woos-ter ) Gloucester (glos-ter) are all the same odd-spelling.

I'm sure the US has a few as well :) i.e. Tuscon, AZ - should be tusk-on, but it's Two-son :D

Doug

Tucson - too-sahn
Tempe - tem pee
Saguaro - Suh wah row
Ocotillo - ah cuh tea oh
Mogillon - mug ee yawn
Arizona has a million of 'em...

What's my middle name?
john

Nope.

yes it is, your parents have been lying to you!

So then my birth certificate is a fraud?

yep, i'm afraid so

How do you know this?

And what is my real name?

me=British=genius

wlliam john humphreys

I'm a Brit! So, I will answer questions.

And our summer was terrible compared to last time. Or maybe I just spent far to much time inside. Meh.

me=British=genius

wlliam john humphreys
*goes to get name change*

Things are less confusing that way.

(BTW, my "alleged" middle name is William)

have you read the yorkshire bible stories?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1117&item=7924637691&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

SAMPLES:-

Adam and Eve...
"Has tha bin at that tree what I telt thi never to touch?" says God.
"I have. Ah," Adam says, and then he points to Eve dead quick. "But it were her fault. It were this woman what tha give me. She brought me some so I ate it."


Noah:
"Nar then Noah!" says God
And Noah looks up into sky and goes,
"By eck! Hello God. How's tha bin?"
And God says,
"Not reet well luv. I've decided to destroy all mankind."


Samson:
"For crying out loud," he says. "Gi'us a break. Look. If tha wants to know it's like this luv. What meks me so strong is 'cos me hair hasn't been cut for yonks and if I have me 'air cut it'll mek me all soppy and weak. Nar gerroff me back will tha. Where's me supper?"

Cool. I'd prefer to buy it from a shop than EBAY though.

Y'know, if Alex Salmond does take Scotland out of the UK, would we still be the UK? I mean it's hardly a United Kingdom if one of the two founder members has left, is it? Would we go back to being England? How would the Welsh and Northern Irish feel about that?
Would the Scots have a Republic, or would the Queen still be head of state?

Ah well, at least by the time it happens we'll have used up all of the oil...

It would probably end up the same as Canada. A sovreign nation loyal to the crown. Commonwealth. She'll still be a figure head, but not head of state.

Dear "A Brit",

I'm friends with, and have been friends with for quite a while, a girl I go to school with. I happen to think I have feelings for her, how should I approach her with the news?

-Confused

Yes.

I have got used to most names, just 2nd nature now.

But I refuse to abide by Thames being Temes!

If that supid French king can't pronounce it thats his problem!

When Princess Diana died, the English complained as The Queen was in some Scottish accomodation, possibly Holyrood (I live on the outskirts of Edinburgh).
So, the English complained.
"The Queen should be here, with HER PEOPLE"
!!!!
Also TECHNICALLY she is Elzabeth for us (Eliz I was only English)and WE are her people, as WE suceeded the throne (Scots that is). ALso Mary Queen of Scots could have become Queen of England if she played her cards right.

Dear "A Brit",

I'm friends with, and have been friends with for quite a while, a girl I go to school with. I happen to think I have feelings for her, how should I approach her with the news?

-Confused

DO it tactfully. And if you don't think she feels the same way, "make her". Basically be really nice, but not TOO NICE, like doing everything for her, or she'll get suspicious.

Also hope beyond hope she doesn't play NS.

Dear "A Brit",

I'm friends with, and have been friends with for quite a while, a girl I go to school with. I happen to think I have feelings for her, how should I approach her with the news?

-Confused
go for a nice walk together alone (through the park or somewhere nice), look deep into her eyes, take hold of her hand and tell her how wonderful she is and how much you like her

go for a nice walk together alone (through the park or somewhere nice), look deep into her eyes, take hold of her hand and tell her how wonderful she is and how much you like her

But do it carefully or she might think you want to... well just be careful. Or you could get into alot of trouble. Just make sure she doesn't take it the worng way. Make sure it's romantic and peaceful, not deserted.

go for a nice walk together alone (through the park or somewhere nice), look deep into her eyes, take hold of her hand and tell her how wonderful she is and how much you like her

I was about to call you the last of the good old fashioned romantics, but then I realised that my 17 years in London have made me bitter and cynical, and that I couldn't actually top your advice.

What she said ;)

Is there a such thing as a dentist in Britain?

Is there a such thing as a dentist in Britain?
wow! that is just soooooooo fucking hilarious! and completely original :rolleyes:

Is there a such thing as a dentist in Britain?


*groan*

Is there a such thing as a dentist in Britain?

Of course not you warmongering lardass (hey, if we're going to start stereotyping people...)
:rolleyes:

why are brits so well known internationally for molesting puppies?

I have a dentist!
He's not very efficent though, I have two black stops on my teeth and he fails to notice them..

why are brits so well known internationally for molesting puppies?
we are? hmmmmm, Brits tend to love their pets more than their children, maybe that's it

why are brits so well known internationally for molesting puppies?

I always felt that confusing puppies with toilet paper was a dubious move.

and what do you do with your tentacles when you sleep? i imagine it must be uncomfortable.

Hobnobs vs. Choccy biscuits

I always felt that confusing puppies with toilet paper was a dubious move.

well at least it's self cleaning.

There are dentists in Britain, but NHS dentists aren't exactly gentle with you (anyone who doesn't know what I mean, be warned)

we are? hmmmmm, Brits tend to love their pets more than their children, maybe that's it

some advise, you shouldn't love children that way either.

and what do you do with your tentacles when you sleep? i imagine it must be uncomfortable.
you get used to them after a while

Hobnobs vs. Choccy biscuits
hobnobs for dipping in tea because they don't fall apart so easy otherwise plain choccy digestives

some advise, you shouldn't love children that way either.
i didn't mean it that way

it's just silly foreigners not realising that patting a dog on the head or letting it lick your face isn't molesting

hobnobs for dipping in tea because they don't fall apart so easy otherwise plain choccy digestives

Hobnobs without a doubt. Did anyone see the Peter Kay sketch about this? Damned funny. DIP ME!!

i didn't mean it that way

it's just silly foreigners not realising that patting a dog on the head or letting it lick your face isn't molesting

Yes, in america, we can't even look at puppies without being arrested for molestation. I long to just stare at a puppy or possible fiddle with one.

Hobnobs without a doubt. Did anyone see the Peter Kay sketch about this? Damned funny. DIP ME!!
i love Peter Kay, he's like a Northern God, you can't go anywhere without hearing someone quote him

Hobnobs without a doubt. Did anyone see the Peter Kay sketch about this? Damned funny. DIP ME!!

Peter Kay, brilliance personified. I take it you've seen all the John Smith's adverts with him in too? Brilliant!

well..............


Well, Tinker why do you think I am crazy? :p

Well, Tinker why do you think I am crazy? :p
because you are

because you are


That's not an answer! :p

Why do you think I am crazy?

There are dentists in Britain, but NHS dentists aren't exactly gentle with you (anyone who doesn't know what I mean, be warned)

Hey! I have an NHS dentist and yes he's a little odd...(he keeps apologising o_O) but he's definately gentle and nice. So no saying they're not nice.

Tucson - too-sahn
Tempe - tem pee
Saguaro - Suh wah row
Ocotillo - ah cuh tea oh
Mogillon - mug ee yawn
Arizona has a million of 'em...

They're nothing. Try and pronounce this one.
Mousehole!

Oh yes and don't go saying the mouse lives in a hole because he doesn't. ;)

That's not an answer! :p

Why do you think I am crazy?
Becuase you post on NS.

<---Not a Brit, I just know things.

Sorry, not meant to be nasty. Probably should have added an emoticon.

haha i wasn't ment to post that sorry you can just shoot me i guess :mp5:

haha i wasn't ment to post that sorry you can just shoot me i guess :mp5:
:sniper: :p

Is this the only "Ask a..." thread alive?

depends what you mean by alive??

depends what you mean by alive??
Do people still post in any other the "Ask a..." threads?

Just what ARE chocolate digestives..? I've honestly n'er heard the term before.

Is there a such thing as a dentist in Britain?


There is, in fact, a tremendous shortage of dentists in britain. There have been numerous cases lately of a new dentist opening up shop and being inundated with people queueing round the block for hours and jamming phone lines to get registered as patients.

I go to the dentist when I have a problem with my teeth, ie never.

Just what ARE chocolate digestives..? I've honestly n'er heard the term before.

Are you american? A digestive is very similar to a graham cracker. And a chocolate digestive has chocolate on one side. You can get plain chocolate or milk chocolate, and the king of chocolate digestives is still the McVitie's.

*sighs*It's my secret shame..but yes. Although..I'll be moving to Canada, because of my girlfriend,and plan on becoming a Canadian citizen.

And..thank you.They sound rather good.Anyone care to ship me a box..?

*sighs*It's my secret shame..but yes. Although..I'll be moving to Canada, because of my girlfriend,and plan on becoming a Canadian citizen.

And..thank you.They sound rather good.Anyone care to ship me a box..?

You're going to become an asylum seeker? I hope the mounties don't impound you. I hear americans are responsible for all sorts of terrorist attacks etc.

I only asked because only an american would know what graham crackers are. Well done for trying to better yourself by moving to a more civilised country.

You're going to become an asylum seeker? I hope the mounties don't impound you. I hear americans are responsible for all sorts of terrorist attacks etc.

I only asked because only an american would know what graham crackers are. Well done for trying to better yourself by moving to a more civilised country.

lol..actually,it's for love..asylum would just be a bonus.And those mounties have to catch me first.*Grins* But if you ever hear about some guy fleeing from the Mounties,demanding Canadian citizenship..that's prolly me.

Ah..lol,I stayed there a month with my girlfriend, and really didn't want to leave..loved it there.And thank you,I suppose.

Question
Whats the deal with you Brits calling us Australians Aliens when we enter your Airports. You make us enter the Alien gates but let other European countries enter freely. Damn geez we were not Aloien when you needed us in WW1 and WW2 and i bet we wont be Aliens when WW3 comes around.

Question
Whats the deal with you Brits calling us Australians Aliens when we enter your Airports. You make us enter the Alien gates but let other European countries enter freely. Damn geez we were not Aloien when you needed us in WW1 and WW2 and i bet we wont be Aliens when WW3 comes around.

Australia is not in Europe.

*suicide bombs this thread*

Do people still post in any other the "Ask a..." threads?

nope dont think so i think this one is the last and i think its because secretly every one loves the brits :headbang:

*suicide bombs this thread*
don't do that to my thread!

nope dont think so i think this one is the last and i think its because secretly every one loves the brits :headbang:
ha! i knew it!

Australia is not in Europe.
nope that austria or how ever its spelt

sorry i know where Australia is. I dont know OTHER word got in there :P

anyway we are part of the commonwealth not to many europeans countries are, and yet they get to enter freely ?????? cmon dont call us wen u nancy pancy brits need saving again.

and give us those damn ashes. You know the ones im talking about.

sorry i know where Australia is. I dont know OTHER word got in there :P

anyway we are part of the commonwealth not to many europeans countries are, and yet they get to enter freely ?????? cmon dont call us wen u nancy pancy brits need saving again.

and give us those damn ashes. You know the ones im talking about.
well, firstly not all European people get into the country freely, only people from countries in the EU


(and I can't believe now we have Australians whinging on about how they saved us in the wars as well as Americans)

Comedy deathmatch. Rikk Mayall vs. Rowan Atkinson, with gordon Kaye as the referee.

Who survives?

You Poms should all come and live here, in Australia. Not only will you be able to be proud about living in the greatest country on Earth, you'll get to laugh and ignor Yanks!

Comedy deathmatch. Rikk Mayall vs. Rowan Atkinson, with gordon Kaye as the referee.

Who survives?
gordon kaye

gordon kaye

Trick question. The correct answer is "nobody survives".

You Poms should all come and live here, in Australia. Not only will you be able to be proud about living in the greatest country on Earth, you'll get to laugh and ignor Yanks!
actually I was considering moving out to good old Aus for a few years, do you know how easy it is for British people to get into your universities, if it's possible at all?

Trick question. The correct answer is "nobody survives".
are you trying to say that i'm wrong?

actually I was considering moving out to good old Aus for a few years, do you know how easy it is for British people to get into your universities, if it's possible at all?

Its actually fairly hard. We get alot of people from other countries come to our Uni's and it a bit of an election issue at the moment. But if your smart enough you should have no problems gettin in.

are you trying to say that i'm wrong?


me thinks that he was insinuating that yes...

me thinks that he was insinuating that yes...
i'm never wrong!

hobnobs for dipping in tea because they don't fall apart so easy otherwise plain choccy digestives

how about hobnobs with chocolate?
best of both worlds!!!

sorry i know where Australia is. I dont know OTHER word got in there :P

anyway we are part of the commonwealth not to many europeans countries are, and yet they get to enter freely ?????? cmon dont call us wen u nancy pancy brits need saving again.

and give us those damn ashes. You know the ones im talking about.

commonwealth my arse. Zimbabwe is part of the commonwealth and we all know what kind of a lovely place that is right now. The commonwealth is the people we pissed on, the EU is our mates.

You can come in the EU channel when you let greeks, slovenians and slovakians into australia without checking their passports. And don't call us when you need saving from Indonesia. And China. And all the other countries I've heard (on here in the last 2 weeks) are just itching to get their hands on your hopeless 95% desert full of enormous insects dangerous snake ridden country.

i was kinda put off moving to OZ after seeing steve irwin telling me in great detail about all the stuff that could kill me in extremely painful ways....

You can come in the EU channel when you let greeks, slovenians and slovakians into australia without checking their passports.


hmmmm sounds like you talking about Stan Lazaridis, Mark Viduka and Yelena Dokic to me, if not then i apologise, but they all have dual nationality with one of those countries you mentioned.

i'm never wrong!



ok ok ok I take it back!!!!

how about hobnobs with chocolate?
best of both worlds!!!
those are heavenly! but i still need choccy digestives every now and again, and i never say no to the odd custard cream

ok ok ok I take it back!!!!
thank you :D

bloody northern monkeys :)

bloody southern pansies :)

hmmmm sounds like you talking about Stan Lazaridis, Mark Viduka and Yelena Dokic to me, if not then i apologise, but they all have dual nationality with one of those countries you mentioned.

who the hell are those people? I have a feeling I've heard of mark viduka, but I don't know why.

who the hell are those people? I have a feeling I've heard of mark viduka, but I don't know why.
he's a football player, plays for Leeds

and Jelena Dokic is a tennis player, i've heard of stan lazaridid but i'm not sure who he is

he's a football player, plays for Leeds


He plays for middlesbrough now (going back to earlier, that makes you wrong doesn't it?!?!? :p ) , and he's half croation, stan lazaridis (greek) plays for birmingham and yelena dokic is a bitchy tennis players who used to represent slovakia before she moved to austrailia :) happy now?

He plays for middlesbrough now, and he's half croation, stan lazaridis (greek) plays for birmingham and yelena dokic is a bitchy tennis players who used to represent slovakia before she moved to austrailia :) happy now?
oops, having been following football much lately

well after my team lost to accrington stanley last night, i think i may as well stop watching the footie too......

well after my team lost to accrington stanley last night, i think i may as well stop watching the footie too......
Bradford City fan?

it could be worse *supports Blackpool*

Bradford City fan?

it could be worse *supports Blackpool*


well at least we can both take solace in the crappiness of our teams :D besides, you reached the playoffs last season didn't you?

anycase, as you come from lythem/st.annes, you can play golf to relieve you frustrations (from football ;) ) as theres a kick ass course near you i think....

nope, we nearly made the playoffs but not quite, we have won the LDV for the last couple of years though, but at the moment we're right near the bottom of the league :( maybe even in the relegation zone :(

and as for golf, it's the most arse-numbingly boring sport ever! we do have a good course though, the open championship was held there a few years ago, i went to watch with my parents but we got so bored after about 1/2 an hour we went into the champagne tent and sat there all day getting drunk

[QUOTE=
and as for golf, it's the most arse-numbingly boring sport ever! we do have a good course though, the open championship was held there a few years ago, i went to watch with my parents but we got so bored after about 1/2 an hour we went into the champagne tent and sat there all day getting drunk[/QUOTE]


thats the way to play!!!!!! get pished :D anyways as they say its a good walk spoiled.... Lord of the Rings?!?! you truly are wrong, but in another way entirely ;)

This has got to be one of the most random, and yet appealing threads on here!

This has got to be one of the most random, and yet appealing threads on here!
thank you

This has got to be one of the most random, and yet appealing threads on here!


To be honest this thread should be called The Dog and Duck or some other crappy pub name as lets face it the conversation in here is as random as at any pub :)

To be honest this thread should be called The Dog and Duck or some other crappy pub name as lets face it the conversation in here is as random as at any pub :)

Thats why I like it. Now wheres my pint...

Thats why I like it. Now wheres my pint...


ah but what pint would you have? hmmmm, i would have to think long and hard about that.....

ah but what pint would you have? hmmmm, i would have to think long and hard about that.....

SPITFIRE!!!!!

Boddingtons!

SPITFIRE!!!!!


WOOHOO!!!! nice, someone else with taste :D

Boddingtons!


also a classic choice :)

personally i would go with Golden Sheep :) mmmmmm smooth northern ale, about the only thing yorkshire does well :D

SPITFIRE!!!!!
HOw's about a nice pint of pride, or Youngs Ordinary.

And whoever said Boddingtons, I can only assume it's drinkable oop north as it sure ain't dahn here.

HOw's about a nice pint of pride, or Youngs Ordinary.

And whoever said Boddingtons, I can only assume it's drinkable oop north as it sure ain't dahn here.

Boddingtons is a'rite down here, but if you can't get Spitfire then go for John Smiths

john smiths is nasty, but i only drink ale from the bottle, don't like it from tap....yeah yeah i know wierd.... :p

john smiths is nasty, but i only drink ale from the bottle, don't like it from tap....yeah yeah i know wierd.... :p

Doesn't that get difficult? Not all pubs sell Ale in a bottle. Whatta you do then? Lager maybe?

Doesn't that get difficult? Not all pubs sell Ale in a bottle. Whatta you do then? Lager maybe?

yup, usually try for Budvar if it can or any decent czech or german lager/pils. but i like to chip and change, try new ones if i ain't heard of em

yup, usually try for Budvar if it can or any decent czech or german lager/pils. but i like to chip and change, try new ones if i ain't heard of em

I like you more and more. Budvar, the true King of Beers!

I like you more and more. Budvar, the true King of Beers!


Even been to the brewery :D Even if the yanks copyrighted the name first, still doesn't mean they make the best beer!!! Or even make that beer properly, they put rice in it for gods sake, you follow the Beer Purity Law from the Middle Ages, put rice in you beer and you will be punished!!!

Even been to the brewery :D Even if the yanks copyrighted the name first, still doesn't mean they make the best beer!!! Or even make that beer properly, they put rice in it for gods sake, you follow the Beer Purity Law from the Middle Ages, put rice in you beer and you will be punished!!!

You've been to the brewery. Git!!! The only brewery I've been to is for Plymouth Gin, though free samples for all was nice! :D

You've been to the brewery. Git!!! The only brewery I've been to is for Plymouth Gin, though free samples for all was nice! :D

Was very cool, with a litre of the stuff at around a 1quid it was hard to stay sober... :D
although impressive and cheaper, my favourite brewery still has to be the Guiness one in Dublin, that place rocked :)

Was very cool, with a litre of the stuff at around a 1quid it was hard to stay sober... :D
although impressive and cheaper, my favourite brewery still has to be the Guiness one in Dublin, that place rocked :)

So I've heard. But that said, I don't really like Guinness, but I have heard it's better over there than over here

So I've heard. But that said, I don't really like Guinness, but I have heard it's better over there than over here


Neither do i, but your right it does taste better :) the water they use is different, but not from the River Liffey, otherwise everyone would be very ill :D

ha! i knew it!

im not hearing anyone disagree :fluffle: :mp5: <why dont they die?

well after my team lost to accrington stanley last night, i think i may as well stop watching the footie too......

Snotty scouse kid 1: "Acchhrin'ton Stanleee? OOoo are dey?"
Snotty scouse kid 2: "Exacccchly!"

Banks' Mild by the way. You know you love it.
[You can take the boy from Walsall, but you can't take the Walsall out of the boy...]

im not hearing anyone disagree :fluffle: :mp5: <why dont they die?
:fluffle:

So its Decided then us Australians can enter freely into the UK then

What about those damn ASHES God and the Queen know England dont deserve em. Hand em over.

Oh Yeah next question when is an english player gonna win Wimbledon? My gues is 2345 A.D.

in a few years when i feel i'm ready to play in wimbledon

What about those god damn ashes

bog off, they're ours

What about those god damn ashes

Have them - we'll be taking them back soon anyway. ;)

Have them - we'll be taking them back soon anyway. ;)

who'd want a load of burnt wood anyway? if thats all they got to boast about down there then i think we should pick up our ryder cup (no matter how boring the sport is) and laugh

come on all us brits, the ask a dutch thread is catching up to us, we need more posts now! :)

and just so this post is _slightly_ on topic I'll ask a question.


knock knock?

who's there?

Rodger

Rodger
dont do it its a trick :sniper:

rodger who?

you if you ever gave me the chance :wink: :wink:

rodger who?

you crazy woman i warned you bu tno you didn't listen to me and no look at whats happen thats it i wash my hands of bad joke deterant and will end on this note
what goes ha ha bonk?

:D lol

i like you :D

you crazy woman i warned you bu tno you didn't listen to me and no look at whats happen thats it i wash my hands of bad joke deterant and will end on this note
what goes ha ha bonk?
what?

what?
a man laughing his head off :headbang:
i warned you see whats happen now?
what goes 98,99, click 98,99,click?

a man laughing his head off :headbang:
i warned you see whats happen now?
what goes 98,99, click 98,99,click?

Oh dear god what have I created? it is the most horrible thing imaginable.....
a bad pun thread!

a man laughing his head off :headbang:
i warned you see whats happen now?
what goes 98,99, click 98,99,click?
lol, that was bad

what?

A 98,99 clicker.

A 98,99 clicker.
its good but its not the catchphrase we were after!!!
a centapead with a wood leg

MY DOGS GOT NO NOSE!!!

MY DOGS GOT NO NOSE!!!

but how does it smell?


(I know I'm bad but its just got to be done, its the lore)

Lorra lorra lorra. Are you Cilla Black?

Lorra lorra lorra. Are you Cilla Black?

afraid not chuck

do you use the term shag?

do you use the term shag?

i expect so

do you use the term shag?
yep

Not so much now...

i do

Suppose. Can't think what we use now but it's nae that

Appologies for my slight slip to chaviness.

i always say it

do you use the term shag?

Haven't you ever seen an austin powers movie?

we use it, and by the way contrary to popular belief, people from the south west of England don't have wierd accents(I can feel one of you was gonna ask)

West country accents are the best. <3 West Country

well..............

How many times a week, on average, do british female's masturbate?

we use it, and by the way contrary to popular belief, people from the south west of England don't have wierd accents(I can feel one of you was gonna ask)

Pasty's and Cider. Pasty's and Cider (said in a sorta sing-song way)

Pasty's and Cider. Pasty's and Cider (said in a sorta sing-song way)


don't your making me homesick

do you use the term shag?

usually yea :fluffle:

How many times a week, on average, do british female's masturbate?
i wouldn't really know, personally not at all, if i'm horny i have sex, but i know some of my friends do, i guess it depends on how often the girl's getting shagged

i wouldn't really know, personally not at all, if i'm horny i have sex, but i know some of my friends do, i guess it depends on how often the girl's getting shagged


hey tinks hows life today? im bored!

hey tinks hows life today? im bored!
it's not bad, i should be at school but i can't be arsed, you?

i wouldn't really know, personally not at all, if i'm horny i have sex, but i know some of my friends do, i guess it depends on how often the girl's getting shagged
would you give them my number? they dont have to you know :D

it's not bad, i should be at school but i can't be arsed, you?

can't complain bit tired band practise went on till tooo late should be working but on a break

would you give them my number? they dont have to you know :D
:D lol

can't complain bit tired band practise went on till tooo late should be working but on a break
i know how you feel, i'm knackered (though not because of band practice)

i know how you feel, i'm knackered (though not because of band practice)

why are you knackard then?

why are you knackard then?
well, my (very fit) neighbour came round last night and kept me up most of the night

well, my (very fit) neighbour came round last night and kept me up most of the night

ahhhh i see ;) a bit of :fluffle: cool

i wish to change what i said about "not" being able to complain they guy in the club we practise at was watching the farm :mp5: <-- he needs shooting

well, my (very fit) neighbour came round last night and kept me up most of the night


surely you kept him up.....ahem.....hmmm jokes from carry on films :D

ahhhh i see ;) a bit of :fluffle: cool

i wish to change what i said about "not" being able to complain they guy in the club we practise at was watching the farm :mp5: <-- he needs shooting
yeah, he definately does!

surely you kept him up.....ahem.....hmmm jokes from carry on films :D
hehe, lol

hehe, lol

ahh the sound of innocence btw i just saw a pic of you in another thread just thought i'd tell you

ahh the sound of innocence btw i just saw a pic of you in another thread just thought i'd tell you
yep, i'm about as innocent as they come :D

and thanks for letting me know lol

yep, i'm about as innocent as they come :D

and thanks for letting me know lol


you sound it!!

and im liking the chop stick skillz
What you studying at school/college

psychology, biology, maths and spanish (a levels)

yep, i'm about as innocent as they come :D

and thanks for letting me know lol

Your "innocent" act doesn't fool me. You're pure evil and must be destroyed.

Your "innocent" act doesn't fool me. You're pure evil and must be destroyed.
:fluffle:

psychology, biology, maths and spanish (a levels)

cool cool

Your "innocent" act doesn't fool me. You're pure evil and must be destroyed.

a little harsh but she seems to like it :p

a little harsh but she seems to like it :p

It's all part of her evil plan. The bitch.

cool cool



a little harsh but she seems to like it :p
he's really mean to me :(

It's all part of her evil plan. The bitch.
wow, someone's feeling paranoid this morning :rolleyes:

wow, someone's feeling paranoid this morning :rolleyes:

I can prescribe you some pills for that.

I can prescribe you some pills for that.
oh haha! i nearly fell off my chair laughing

oh haha! i nearly fell off my chair laughing


See her vileness! Using sarcasm in humour!

IS THERE NO END TO HER MADNESS?!

why do you hate me? :(

I don't hate you.

now then you to dont make me have to get the hose :p

well why are you mean to me then?

now then you to dont make me have to get the hose :p
wet tshirt competition!

wet tshirt competition!

hahaha dont put that idea in my head so early in the day but if you want to then im not stoping you just a bit cold out me thinks

yeah, you're right, it is a bit nippy. well, i'm off to the chippy to get some lunch, toodles

well why are you mean to me then?

If I told you why I mean to you, then I'd have to tell everyone else why I'm mean to them. Shut up.

yeah, you're right, it is a bit nippy. well, i'm off to the chippy to get some lunch, toodles

haha cool laters

If I told you why I mean to you, then I'd have to tell everyone else why I'm mean to them. Shut up.

would you?? has anyone else asked??

What is the cure for cancer?

What is the meaning for life?

What is the most non-violent way to end the Israeli-Palestinian conflict?

How does one reach light speed?

When will the Earth be destroyed?

pretending not to have it (you have to really believe that yourself, otherwise it won't work ;) )

There is a meaning to life?

A huge Earthquake destroying all major cities in that region.

through ultra-high-speed-solid-fuel-recoil-boosters... with red buttions and shiny lights...

probably if Bush gets re-elected or if that doesn't happen, 2008 either through a huge comet or through a series of HUGE earthquakes and volcanic erruptions destroying all nuklear powerplants at once...

pretending not to have it (you have to really believe that yourself, otherwise it won't work ;) )

There is a meaning to life?

A huge Earthquake destroying all major cities in that region.

through ultra-high-speed-solid-fuel-recoil-boosters... with red buttions and shiny lights...

probably if Bush gets re-elected or if that doesn't happen, 2008 either through a huge comet or through a series of HUGE earthquakes and volcanic erruptions destroying all nuklear powerplants at once...
nope, all wrong i'm afraid

If I told you why I mean to you, then I'd have to tell everyone else why I'm mean to them. Shut up.
you could tell me secretly in a tg

you could tell me secretly in a tg

No. No, I couldn't.

you could tell me secretly in a tg


whats a TG?

whats a TG?
a telegram

a telegram

how do you do them?? i was trying to do summin like that earlier

you have to go onto nationstates, click on 'world' type the name of the nation you want to tg in the box at the bottom then it'll come up with that nation and at the bottom of the nation's page there's a box that you can write a message in, that's a telegram

nope, all wrong i'm afraid

... All my beliefs... :( shattered... CRUSHED... DESTROYED, with only 6 words... <sob, sniff>

you have to go onto nationstates, click on 'world' type the name of the nation you want to tg in the box at the bottom then it'll come up with that nation and at the bottom of the nation's page there's a box that you can write a message in, that's a telegram


thanks!! :fluffle:

... All my beliefs... :( shattered... CRUSHED... DESTROYED, with only 6 words... <sob, sniff>
sorry, but it did already answer the questions and since it's my thread, i'm right

thanks!! :fluffle:
:D no problem :fluffle:

you don't know what mint sauce is?! it's something you put on roast lamb with your sunday dinner

mint sauce?? on roast lamb?? <looks cunfused>

...

...

...

YOU PERVERT!!

mint sauce?? on roast lamb?? <looks cunfused>

...

...

...

YOU PERVERT!!
huh?

huh?

i 2nd that huh? its quite nice

i 2nd that huh? its quite nice
yeah, with yorkshires and mash and roasties, bring on sunday!

yeah, with yorkshires and mash and roasties, bring on sunday!

almost makes you wanna eats sum now

almost makes you wanna eats sum now
yeah, but i can wait until sunday if i have to

what a boring day work sucks you know?

what do you do?

i repair circuit boards :headbang: what do u do other than sutdying?

What's the serving temperature of beer in an English pub?

I work at a fast food thing at an indoor water park

I work at a fast food thing at an indoor water park

wow is that the water park with the hugh slide that goes outside??

What's the serving temperature of beer in an English pub?
regular or extra cold?

wow is that the water park with the hugh slide that goes outside??
it doesn't have one that goes ouside yet but they are going to be building one, there's indoor slides though and a wave pool and this giant coconut above one of the pools that fills with water and every now and again empties over everyone, it's brilliant, i get to go swimming there for free

What's the serving temperature of beer in an English pub?

"In July 2002, Carling Extra Cold was launched. Served at an extra cool 2°c"
qoute from www.carling.com

it doesn't have one that goes ouside yet but they are going to be building one, there's indoor slides though and a wave pool and this giant coconut above one of the pools that fills with water and every now and again empties over everyone, it's brilliant, i get to go swimming there for free

ahh dont know where im thinking of then :confused: