Ask a Texan
Big Jim P
29-09-2004, 06:05
Well ask me anything. I may or may not answer. Depends on how stupid I feel at the moment.
Thunderland
29-09-2004, 06:06
Why does Texas smell like Mississippi?
How many bottles tonight?
New Granada
29-09-2004, 06:09
Why wont mexico take texas back?
Big Jim P
29-09-2004, 06:13
OK in order:
Texas does not smell like mississippi: mississippi smells like us.
Not enough bottles.
And even Mexicans have standards.
:D
Thunderland
29-09-2004, 06:15
Mississippi smells like cat litter that has been grilled in barbeque sauce. Well, at least the stretch between Meridian and Jackson.
Demonic Furbies
29-09-2004, 06:16
i thought the reason was becuase then all the mexicans wouldnt have anywhere to swarm then, but your's works too.
and where did that Mississippi question come from?
Cirith Morgul
29-09-2004, 06:20
okay...... do most texans act like hank hill from "King Of The Hill"?
Do you all support G. dubbya Bush?
Is the only hockey team the dallas stars?????
New Fubaria
29-09-2004, 06:34
Do they still make Lone Star beer? What's the best beer from Texas?
Gigatron
29-09-2004, 06:38
Is Bush a typical Texan? Because if he is, then I'd be scared to find out what the real Texans are like...
Achodraon
29-09-2004, 06:42
Is Bush a typical Texan? Because if he is, then I'd be scared to find out what the real Texans are like...
Oh Lordy no. Bush is an abomination.
Why does the meat taste better in Texas?
Legless Pirates
29-09-2004, 06:46
Why don't you go to hell?
Big Jim P
29-09-2004, 06:48
Is Bush a typical Texan? Because if he is, then I'd be scared to find out what the real Texans are like...
Afraid of real Texans? *I am laughing myself to purple*
Trotterstan
29-09-2004, 07:10
Is everything reeeeeally bigger in texas?
Big Jim P
29-09-2004, 07:13
okay...... do most texans act like hank hill from "King Of The Hill"?
Ummm..
No.
Thrashia
29-09-2004, 07:14
Damn Texians, you guys got lucky in that football game against Arkansa. We would of beat you.
Legless Pirates
29-09-2004, 07:15
Ummm..
No.
Texas would be a lot cooler place if you did
Wolf America
29-09-2004, 07:23
Is everything reeeeeally bigger in texas?
Hell yeah. We got alot of big stuff in Texas. We have Big Tex at the Texas States Fair in Dallas. I don't know where the biggest steak is but I know is in Texas.
Why won't mexico take texas back?
We kick Mexico arse in our war with them. So, that ain't getting Texas back.
Do they still make Lone Star beer? What's the best beer from Texas?
Lone Star beer is still around. Don't know what the best beer is.
I'm real Texan. I was born and raise in East Texas.
Big Jim P
29-09-2004, 07:31
Texas would be a lot cooler place if you did
Probably.
But some of us have Brains.
.
Demonic Furbies
29-09-2004, 07:46
most of us do infact. its just those select few...
*coughs under breath*
...that gives us a bad name.
Legless Pirates
29-09-2004, 07:51
Probably.
But some of us have Brains.
.
that would be a problem
Big Jim P
29-09-2004, 08:21
that would be a problem
We do keep them in the basement. *funny*