NationStates Jolt Archive


Rain, mud and diarhea

Lunatic Goofballs
28-09-2004, 23:55
What a fun day! I just got back from a quite exhilirating and muddy game of rugby. I ache all over. I just had a nice warm shower and I can relax.

A friend of mine also taught me a valuable lesson: Never play rugby with loose bowels. He just stopped, mid-ruck and started hobbling toward the cars. "Did you hurt yourself? One guy asked." Another said, "Looks like he shit himself." and laughed. Then I realized what I had smelled and put two and two together. "That's exactly what happened!" We watched with amusement as he went behind the cars and proceeded to extricate himself from his delicate situation. Fortunately, we make it a habit to bring dry clothes and towels etc. with us. But he was done for the day. LOL.