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Ok so is heterosexuality actually "wrong." you tell me. And dont give me any of this "there is no absolute truth, do whats 'right' to you" crap. I want an intellegent answer from someone out there.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=359138

Heterosexuality and homosexuality are both natural, as they both appear in nature w/other animals.

Heterosexuality is just more dominant because it's the way a species reproduce. And I'm heterosexual, well, because . . . I wanna do my part and "ensure my species' survival" . . . (yeah, that's it, ensure my species' survival!)

Superpower07 really doesn't like the American who shall soon rule the world! That would be Superpower. MWAHAHAHAHA

Superpower07 like grammar class?

I don't think the issue is whether heterosexuality is right or wrong, it's a matter of responsibility. Heterosexuality can lead to major difficulties. Pregnancy, for instance. One of the most effective methods of birth control there is, of course, is homosexuality. It seems odd to me that considering the risks in irresponsible heterosexual behavior, that homosexuality is not taught to promiscuous teens. I mean, abstinence is preferred, of course. But one has to deal with the realities of the situation. Turning a blind eye to these thing won't accomplish anything. I'd rather know that teens were engaging in safer sexual practices like wearing condoms and circle jerks than rely on their willpower to keep them out of trouble.

Homosexuality is much more moral. Heterosexuality leads to pregnancies and over-population.

Good point, but you can get aids no matter who you sleep with (especially if it's a monkey from the Congo)

I've learned, that in England, all forms of sex is wrong.

Homosexuality is much more moral. Heterosexuality leads to pregnancies and over-population.
By that logic, homicide is more moral than Christianity. Homicide helps prevent pregnancies and overpopulation, loving everyone (as taught by Christianity) does the opposite. If no one killed anyone, we'd be overpopulated even faster.

By that logic, homicide is more moral than Christianity. Homicide helps prevent pregnancies and overpopulation, loving everyone (as taught by Christianity) does the opposite. If no one killed anyone, we'd be overpopulated even faster.

exactly!

we need more people with that outlook.

Heterosexuality is immoral!
What do you mean this is just the opinion of my religious organization and not fact?
Pluralist, secular society?! Are you some kind of commie?!

heterosexuality is clearly immoral. straight sex is more likely to pass on disease than lesbian sex, so God clearly wants all women to be gay because he punishes straight women with increased disease rates. since all women are meant to be gay, all men must also be either gay or celebate, and should donate their sperm when necessary to carry on the human race but should NEVER have actual sex with a woman.

just because animals have heterosexual sex doesn't make it moral. animals also steal, rape, and murder their young. sex is just another thing animals do that humans need to overcome with our morals and our control.

if God intended humans to keep having heterosexual sex He wouldn't have invented in vitro vertilization. humans used to do a lot of barbaric things in the past, and heterosexual sex needs to go the way of all those barbaric practices that our modern morals have turned away.

EDIT: i realized suddenly that there are people around here who are dense enough to mistake satire for actual argument, so let me make it clear that THIS POST IS SATIRE. SATIRE. LOOK IT UP IF YOU NEED TO.

heterosexuality is clearly immoral. straight sex is more likely to pass on disease than lesbian sex, so God clearly wants all women to be gay because he punishes straight women with increased disease rates. since all women are meant to be gay, all men must also be either gay or celebate, and should donate their sperm when necessary to carry on the human race but should NEVER have actual sex with a woman.

just because animals have heterosexual sex doesn't make it moral. animals also steal, rape, and murder their young. sex is just another thing animals do that humans need to overcome with our morals and our control.

if God intended humans to keep having heterosexual sex He wouldn't have invented in vitro vertilization. humans used to do a lot of barbaric things in the past, and heterosexual sex needs to go the way of all those barbaric practices that our modern morals have turned away.

EDIT: i realized suddenly that there are people around here who are dense enough to mistake satire for actual argument, so let me make it clear that THIS POST IS SATIRE. SATIRE. LOOK IT UP IF YOU NEED TO.

Well I think you make an excellent case for outlawing heterosexual marriage. We need a constitutional amendment.

I say we get all of those heterosexuals and slowly torture them to death. They deserve it after desecrating the bodies that God gave them.

this thread is incredibly dumb

this thread is incredibly dumb

No more so than most. :)

this thread is incredibly dumb
Nah. It's political satire. :D

this thread is incredibly dumb
SEE!!! THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND SATIRE!!!

grrr. pet peeve.