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He looked a wee bit orange (and a whole lot bizarre). Surely he has enough money to get a better fake tan. Even if it is in Wisconsin.

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How do we know he wasn't always tanned...

He looked a wee bit orange (and a whole lot bizarre). Surely he has enough money to get a better fake tan. Even if it is in Wisconsin.

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looks like someone's got a crush

he must have a crush if he needs to point this out to everyone

moehoward and john kerry sitting in a tree...

What oh best not vote for him then a tan that may or may not be fake do you really want someone who might be wearing fake tan as a president[/SARCASM]
Really think up some better bullshit your letting your standards slide

if we're electing a president based on orangeness, then we have to consider lindsay lohan. she's hot, so that negates the fact that she's not of legal age to be president. lindsay lohan would end terrorism by showing up to the UN naked. sweet.

What oh best not vote for him then a tan that may or may not be fake do you really want someone who might be wearing fake tan as a president[/SARCASM]
Really think up some better bullshit your letting your standards slide

May I ask what standards? Honestly I don't have any that I know of.

BTW are you Irish?

Hmm, just a thought you may have over-looked. Kerry's tan is really no better then Bush's, perhaps a little better, some people do tan better then others. Lets think, why might they both have a tan? Could it be because all summer they've been travelling across the country speaking to thousands of voters in outside venues, porches, etc? It's just a thought. ;)

he must have a crush if he needs to point this out to everyone

moehoward and john kerry sitting in a tree...

Sorry turd-boy, but I don't swing that way (that I know of). I just pointed it out cause I saw his speech (and laughed) and then heard that evil Limbaugh making fun of him.

BTW did you know Bush has a secret plan to screw the dairy farmers? He does, I tells ya. Oh and Bush is going to make Mt St Helens blow up real good by the elections to bump off the democratic voters there.

Hmm, just a thought you may have over-looked. Kerry's tan is really no better then Bush's, perhaps a little better, some people do tan better then others. Lets think, why might they both have a tan? Could it be because all summer they've been travelling across the country speaking to thousands of voters in outside venues, porches, etc? It's just a thought. ;)

Sorry this is obviously a spray on tan. It isn't even and blotchy at best. Look at past photos of him and compare to now. When did I mention Bush. I was razzing on Kerry. Whenever Kerry is mocked do you always have to bring up Bush? Interesting...

BTW don't get me started on Bush and his liberal spending and overall retardness? Still better then Kerry though.

PS-Kerry has that Chinese AK-47, no wait that is incorrect!

Sorry this is obviously a spray on tan. It isn't even and blotchy at best. Look at past photos of him and compare to now. When did I mention Bush. I was razzing on Kerry. Whenever Kerry is mocked do you always have to bring up Bush? Interesting...

BTW don't get me started on Bush and his liberal spending and overall retardness? Still better then Kerry though.

PS-Kerry has that Chinese AK-47, no wait that is incorrect!

What the hell are you talking about? PS, Kerry has that Chinese AK-47?

What are you, an expert at looking at male tans to the point that you know the difference between real and spray on? Who has that much time on their hands unless they're doing it for romantic purposes? Good heavens, you're even making up words like retardness?

What the hell are you talking about? PS, Kerry has that Chinese AK-47?

What are you, an expert at looking at male tans to the point that you know the difference between real and spray on? Who has that much time on their hands unless they're doing it for romantic purposes? Good heavens, you're even making up words like retardness?


FYI my girl owns a tanning salon and she was the one who pointed it out to me. Plus my fake bake looks simply marvelous.

In that interview Kerry "said" he had an AK-47. Ak-47 (http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/9/26/111356.shtml)
Now his campaign says this is incorrect. WTF (http://washingtontimes.com/upi-breaking/20040927-072228-1464r.htm)

What is wrong with retardness? It surely beats lame real words like spunkmonkey.

I have off today so alas my free time.

Sorry turd-boy, but I don't swing that way

Every time I've warned you, it's been where in some way or another you've accused someone of being gay. Hiding something? It's the 21st century, you don't need to hide your apparent attraction to John Kerry any more.


Oh, and this is your final warning. Any more flaming and you'll be deleted. You've had plenty of warnings.



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FYI my girl owns a tanning salon and she was the one who pointed it out to me. Plus my fake bake looks simply marvelous.

In that interview Kerry "said" he had an AK-47. Ak-47 (http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/9/26/111356.shtml)
Now his campaign says this is incorrect. WTF (http://washingtontimes.com/upi-breaking/20040927-072228-1464r.htm)

What is wrong with retardness? It surely beats lame real words like spunkmonkey.

I have off today so alas my free time.

where does he deny owning the communist chinese assault rifle, which he said he has?

This doesn't sound like a denial to me:

Kerry campaign spokesman Michael Meehan told the Times Kerry actually owns two guns, a double-barreled 12-gauge shotgun and the rifle, which Meehan said Kerry "keeps as a relic" and had never fired.

He merely never fired it.

looks like someone's got a crush

Bastard!

You beat me too it! ;)

He looked a wee bit orange (and a whole lot bizarre). Surely he has enough money to get a better fake tan. Even if it is in Wisconsin.

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Thank you for posting this! I'm sick of all this petty talk of "war" and the "economy." Now we can focus on what's really important: the complexion of the candidates!

What tan? I'm darker than that, and I'm see the sun about once a week, for as long as it takes me to cross the street.

In that interview Kerry "said" he had an AK-47. Ak-47 (http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/9/26/111356.shtml)
Now his campaign says this is incorrect. WTF (http://washingtontimes.com/upi-breaking/20040927-072228-1464r.htm)

Erm... Your reading comprehension skills are somewhat lacking. The first says his favorite gun was an M-16. NOBODY likes AK-47's. He says that "he can see no reason why anyone needs an AK-47 to go deer hunting," and I can safely say that you'd be better off with a good knife.
The second says that he owns two guns, and nowhere denies owning an AK-47.

Every time I've warned you, it's been where in some way or another you've accused someone of being gay. Hiding something? It's the 21st century, you don't need to hide your apparent attraction to John Kerry any more.


Oh, and this is your final warning. Any more flaming and you'll be deleted. You've had plenty of warnings.



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May I just say that your new signature is infinitely cool?

where does he deny owning the communist chinese assault rifle, which he said he has?

This doesn't sound like a denial to me:



He merely never fired it.

Kerry does not own a Chinese assault rifle . According to a NY Times article, the answers were written for Kerry, in the first person, by campaign aides. So, either the campaign lied to Outdoor Life when it replied to their questionnaire, or it is lying to us now because Kerry didn't realize what an impact a truthful answer would have. Either way, the lies are flying.

Here's the quote from "Outdoor Life":
My favorite gun is the M-16 that saved my life and that of my crew in Vietnam. I don?t own one of those now, but one of my reminders of my service is a Communist Chinese assault rifle.

Here's the NYT article:

No Assault Rifle for Kerry, After All
By JODI WILGOREN

Published: September 27, 2004

[S] enator John Kerry's campaign said yesterday that Mr. Kerry did not own a Chinese assault rifle, as he was quoted as saying in Outdoor Life magazine, but a single-bolt-action military rifle, blaming aides who filled out the magazine's questionnaire on his behalf for the error.

Michael Meehan, a spokesman for the campaign, said Mr. Kerry, the Democratic presidential nominee, owns two guns, a double-barreled 12-gauge shotgun and the rifle, which Mr. Meehan said Mr. Kerry "keeps as a relic" and had never fired. Mr. Meehan said the gun had no make or model markings on it and that Mr. Kerry "got it from a friend years ago," adding that such rifles were first manufactured in Russia more than 100 years ago and were used by the North Koreans and the Vietcong.

The clarification came in response to an article yesterday in The New York Times quoting Mr. Kerry's response to a question by Outdoor Life: "What is your favorite gun?"

"My favorite gun is the M-16 that saved my life and that of my crew in Vietnam," said Mr. Kerry, a veteran, according to the October issue. "I don't own one of those now, but one of my reminders of my service is a Communist Chinese assault rifle."

Though the comment was presented by Outdoor Life as part of an "exclusive interview with the two presidential candidates," four pages that included many long, conversational answers using first-person pronouns, Mr. Meehan said Mr. Kerry's portions were written by his staff. A public relations representative for Outdoor Life did not respond to a message seeking comment.

What tan? I'm darker than that, and I'm see the sun about once a week, for as long as it takes me to cross the street.


Erm... Your reading comprehension skills are somewhat lacking. The first says his favorite gun was an M-16. NOBODY likes AK-47's. He says that "he can see no reason why anyone needs an AK-47 to go deer hunting," and I can safely say that you'd be better off with a good knife.
The second says that he owns two guns, and nowhere denies owning an AK-47.

The AK-47 has it's good points. The M-16 is more accurate in the hands of a skilled marksmen but underpowered. The AK-47 is more rugged, user-friendly, and powerful.