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Let's assume that every person on NS is running for President and we can all vote but not for ourselves or else pretty much everyone will have one vote each. Please give reasons why, if you can. No flaming please. There will, of course be no poll unless certain people start to get enough votes.

None of the above.

you'd have to be insane to vote for anyone on this site!!!!

Voluntarily I'd vote for the nobody option. Put a gun to my head and I might be persuaded to vote for Free Soviets.

I vote for Norman the Destroyer.
All hail Norman!

Everyone on NS, including those who aren't Americans?

I'd vote for Praetonia because in the time I've come to know him IC and OOC, I've grown to respect him a great deal. Also, some of our views are similar. If it has to be an American IRL, I'd have to think a bit more carefully on that point and get back to you.

you'd have to be insane to vote for anyone on this site!!!!

Not true. You could just be woefully uninformed. ;)

I vote for Norman the Destroyer.
All hail Norman!

You can't vote for a dead rat!

Can you?!?

You can't vote for a dead rat!

Can you?!?

Ah, but only his body is dead.
His spirit has possessed your body and even now seeks to undermine the governments of the world while you continue to believe that at night you actually go to sleep.

Ah, but only his body is dead.
His spirit has possessed your body and even now seeks to undermine the governments of the world while you continue to believe that at night you actually go to sleep.
Hehe
Someone's been watching too much fight club! (Or has read the book too often)...

I'd throw darts at the canadates and then vote for someone I didn't hit. After all, you wouldn't want the president to be holding a grudge against ya for hitting them with a dart.

Hehe
Someone's been watching too much fight club! (Or has read the book too often)...

When you know of the Dead Rat Conspiracy you too will know the fear of hearing in the night the dreaded words...
'Squeak, squeak, squeak.'
And man sized rat traps aren't half a bugger to set.

Can I vote for [violet]? :D

When you know of the Dead Rat Conspiracy you too will know the fear of hearing in the night the dreaded words...
'Squeak, squeak, squeak.'
And man sized rat traps aren't half a bugger to set.
Yeah, but rat sized man traps are dead easy to set, and that's why we're gonna win...

5CN for President, Foe Hammer for Vice President, Stefestin for department of commerce, Me for department of energy, Aleosia for department of defense, possibly Celak for something, ThempusThales and Soviet Trasa for something else.....The list goes on and on.

Monotonous for President!
"Abolishing Democracy by 2016!" :D
Yes, that's right, everybody who doesn't vote for me gets sent to work in the salt mines. Those who do, get to use tools....

Not if i send you to the salt mines first!

Why vote for Diverse Capitalism?

Vote for a Council Dictatorship Communism. :D

I gaurantee a vote for me, is a vote against basic human rights. ^_^

i'd be willing to put Incertonia in power, even if i think he'd go a bit farther than i like with government assistence in many areas. there used to be a chap around here named Anbar who was pretty groovy, too...he could be a decent Veep, i think.

Yeah, aside from myself (voting for myself would be immodest,) I'd vote for Incertona.

Reploid Productions.

Vote Powell< And Rid Yourself Of The Communist Oppression!

Of course I would vote for Zeppistan.... besides that obvious choice..

I would vote for Incertonia , would have to include in the cabinet The Black Forrest and CanuckHeaven, along with BackwoodSquatch in there some where. As well as some other people I could name. However if I can only pick Americans.. Incertonia for Prez and The Black Forrest for VP.

When I become Emperor, none of this will matter.

:)

Of course I would vote for Zeppistan.... besides that obvious choice..

I would vote for Incertonia , would have to include in the cabinet The Black Forrest and CanuckHeaven, along with BackwoodSquatch in there some where. As well as some other people I could name. However if I can only pick Americans.. Incertonia for Prez and The Black Forrest for VP.

Pfft. I didn't want your vote anyway. :-P

Honestly, Stephistan, you would indeed make a good candidate. We do disagree on most issues, but you seem to have the right attitude. That goes a long way.

OR...

Chess Squares for Pres
Biff Pileon for VP

Put a gun to my head and I might be persuaded to vote for Free Soviets.

shhhh, you're giving away my campaign strategy.

Honestly, Stephistan, you would indeed make a good candidate. We do disagree on most issues, but you seem to have the right attitude. That goes a long way.

OR...

Chess Squares for Pres
Biff Pileon for VP

I would vote for that ticket just for the amusement value.

Lunatic Goofballs

..for President..!

The person who has "lost" the most arguments. By "lost" I mean, openly admitting that their position was wrong.

Otherwise, Incertonia or another of the experienced people on the forums.

shhhh, you're giving away my campaign strategy.

Dude, Republicans have been doing that for years.

Dude, Republicans have been doing that for years.

yes, and it works so well for them that i'm trying it too. but if they know i'm trying it, then who knows what they'd do?

yes, and it works so well for them that i'm trying it too. but if they know i'm trying it, then who knows what they'd do?

They'd slap a copyright and patent on it, then sue you.

I vote that we do away with voteing :p

I vote that we do away with voteing :p

I vote that you don't vote.

I vote that you don't vote.

Seconded.

Yeah, but rat sized man traps are dead easy to set, and that's why we're gonna win...

Ah but I have my secret weapon.
The specially redesigned FlidBuster 2000!!!

I'd vote Japaica. Mostly for the comedy of finally having a spammer make the rules, but also because- no wait, just the comedy. :D

Sniper Country.

He may not be around any longer, but still.

:sniper:

Arcadian Forest and Texas Hotrodders seem pretty cool, from what I've seen.

Lunatic Goofballs

..for President..!





:D Oh, what fun I'd have! :D

Ok, you don't have to vote for an American, I could be anyone from anywhere in the world. Plus, for those who can't seem to read, you can't for yourself. You know who you are!

MKULTRA!

Myself, naturally

And all the anarchists wouldn't vote . . .

Incertonia or Stephistan.

Myself, naturally

And all the anarchists wouldn't vote . . .



I could really careless about people whom believe citizens shouldn't have a choice in whom governs over them. I simply said the vote was open to all.

Max Barry, still.

Yeah, but we don't know his nation's name.

Backwoodsquatches All The Way

All hail President Kang! :confused:

Uhh...

Letila maybe.

Unless someone wants to give me a bribe. :p

Yeah, but we don't know his nation's name.

Ancient Maxtopia?

probably free outer eugenia and discordiac as running mates
as senior members of regeon anarchy the seem to be among the
most sensible voices. though i'm sure there are others who
would get my vote were they nominated. many more then i can
think of by name (i'm really truely rotten with remembering
names). free outer eugenia and discordiac are my nominees.

=^^=
.../\...

I'd vote for the seemingly popular candidate Incertonia, who it looks like is in the middle of a landslide. Zeppistan would make a good VP, he's not so much a policy man as a good researcher (not only finding, but analysing). Bottle all things science, and a little balance. Secretary of Interior or some such post. Speaker maybe. I don't know.

MKULTRA would have to be in there somewhere, you need a certain degree of batshitness laying around to act as a baramoter, and he's not always wrong, just sometimes over-enthusiastic.

Brian's Room, who only seemed to be here for a short time, would be the absolute balance. He was using some outdated talking points, but he had a rational that has been lacking from the 'other side' that made his short appearance pretty cool. He seemed to think it out and thought differently, so he should be in there somewhere.

Bottle all things science, and a little balance. Secretary of Interior or some such post. Speaker maybe. I don't know.

pfft, no executive branch for me...i'm just going to get Incertonia into power and wait for him to appoint me Chief Justice :).

Myrth,Because if we didn't. he'd delete us

Myrth,Because if we didn't. he'd delete us

Myrth can't delete you, he's a forum moderator, I on the other hand am a game moderator and could delete you.. sure you don't want to re-think your answer? *LOL* :D j/k

Man, I appreciate all the support, but I don't even want to be a mod, much less President. When would I have time to play around on here? :D

Man, I appreciate all the support, but I don't even want to be a mod, much less President. When would I have time to play around on here? :D

Oh comeon. All your speeches get written for you! :D

... pretty groovy ...

Now THERE's a good reason to vote for a candidate for President!

Myrth can't delete you, he's a forum moderator, I on the other hand am a game moderator and could delete you.. sure you don't want to re-think your answer? *LOL* :D j/k

Eeep! VOTE FOR STEPHISTAN! NOW! :D

Man, I appreciate all the support, but I don't even want to be a mod, much less President. When would I have time to play around on here? :D

True. And I would have one less leftist to laugh at! :D

When you know of the Dead Rat Conspiracy you too will know the fear of hearing in the night the dreaded words...
'Squeak, squeak, squeak.'
And man sized rat traps aren't half a bugger to set.

<bad Bob Zimmerman voice> If rats run free why can't we?

Seriously, I would vote for Thracia, he's shown extreme good sense, I also would vote for Annoyastan, because he's very amuseing. Annoyastan meets certain qualifications. Unfortunately Thracia does not.

I meet all the qualifications of age and citizenship, however I lack sufficient wealth.

True. And I would have one less leftist to laugh at! :D

Incertonia is not a leftist. I went through this with the kids in a post a few days ago. If you don't know what a leftist is, you really shouldn't be using it. Incertonia is not even close to a leftist.

Supreme overlords don’t need to be elected into power. So a vote for me is a waste of time. However I will take note of people who do.

I would probally vote for 3rd Imperial Diet

Stephistan.

you'd have to be insane to vote for anyone on this site!!!!

You know you would vote for me. :D

id vote for TRA (MKULTRA) or pablo the squirrel.

Vote Crossman!!!

CROSSMAN FOR AMERICA!!! (http://www.freewebs.com/crossman4america)

Vote for me as I am the wisest and greatest. [/arrogance]







no seriously, vote for me.

Either Stephistan, fairy tinkerbelly, or Japaica.

Because they are all cool. :cool:

Well I wouldn't vote for Tenete Traditiones.

Well I wouldn't vote for Tenete Traditiones.

Damn straight!

Incertonia is not a leftist. I went through this with the kids in a post a few days ago. If you don't know what a leftist is, you really shouldn't be using it. Incertonia is not even close to a leftist.You know, though, by Eutrusca's odd definition, I probably am a leftist. :D I certainly am by US standards at present. I'd be a moderate in Canada or Europe, though.

Me of course, but if I had to vote for someone else, I'd have to second the nomination for Lunatic Goofballs.

Does it matter at all? I'm the one who's REALLY GOING TO take over Presidential power one way or another.

Vote all you like. It'll matter naught until 2040.

Commerce Heights for president and for being a totally awesome programmer!

After an undisclosed amount of money has been transferred into an undislosed numbered account in an undisclosed Northern European nation, I've decided that it would be prudent to change my vote...

Lunatic Goofballs.

Vote for me, AMF.

*watches the RPers cringe*

Blood and fire galore!

Since I'm taking over the world, it doesn't matter, for you will all be bowing down before me soon....

And anyone who opposes me will get a healthy serving of DOOM!!!!

*shrug*

Vote for Colodia!
http://www.templum.demon.co.uk/images/catastrophe.jpg

opps, wrong outcome!

http://www.orangestarfish.com/pics/A211.jpg

There we go...

Ism't it gryeat that Colodia is campaignings in 2040?

Vote for me, AMF.

*watches the RPers cringe*

Blood and fire galore!

*runs into a corner and whimpers*

*runs into a corner and whimpers*


Exactly the response I expected. :) ;)

A macabre administration I would have indeed.......

Exactly the response I expected. :) ;)

A macabre administration I would have indeed.......

When I take over the world, I will make you the head of my secret police force.

When I take over the world, I will make you the head of my secret police force.


Yay, I get to be the gestapo!

Wait a minute......I'M going to take over the world!

*puffs out chest*

When I take over the world, I will make you the head of my secret police force.
Myrth would be head of mine.

I can imagine it now...


"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be SO ****ING UBER PWNED in Colodia's Court of Law."

A page ripped out of AMF's agenda...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/aiheityu/screenie38.jpg
Why he has a goat on his agenda, I really dont wanna think about.

Stephistan or Bodies Without Organs:)

I'd vote for myself because I don't trust any of you lunatics not to sell the country for a fix.

Most Glorious Hack, Myrth, GMC, Unfree People. . .rock on.

pablo the squirrel.

Hahahaha

Zee country eez going to zee squirrels.

I'd vote for myself because I don't trust any of you lunatics not to sell the country for a fix.

Speaking as a lunatic who has been nominated, let me just say that I, personally, would never sell this country...

...in the shape it's in. I'd be embarrassed. It'd be like inviting company over and piles of trash are in your living room and empty pizza boxes on the couch and dirty underwear in plain view.

No, I wouldn't even consider it until I've given the country a few goofbally touches. :)

Lunatic Goofballs, hands down.
From his few postings with actual poltical content, we probably wouldn't agree on everything, but I really do think he would make a better president than most of the putzs we had running this past year. :p

Vote for me, AMF.

*watches the RPers cringe*

Blood and fire galore!
Not ALL the RPers cringe at your name.

Though I am considering it...

Does it matter at all? I'm the one who's REALLY GOING TO take over Presidential power one way or another.

Vote all you like. It'll matter naught until 2040.

Haha!!! I'll get the chance in 2020!!!

Crossman For America!!! Official website (http://www.freewebs.com/crossman4america)

Lunatic Goofballs, hands down.
From his few postings with actual poltical content, we probably wouldn't agree on everything, but I really do think he would make a better president than most of the putzs we had running this past year. :p

:D

Thanks. How messed up is it that a clown has more credibility than the republican or democratic parties? Hehehe.