Superpower07
28-09-2004, 02:42
In AD 2004 war was beginning:
Bush: "What happen?"
Cheney: "OH F*CK!!! Some liberal set up us a f*cking BOMB!!"
Ashcroft: "We get signal!"
Cheney: "Just turn the f*cking main screen on!"
*John Kerry appears*
Cheney: "It's YOU!" *has the heart attack which finally kills him*
Kerry: "How are you, gentleman? All your base are belong to church!"
Bush: "What?!"
Ashcroft: "He's right, actually. Most of our voters are practicing Christians!"
Bush: .....
Kerry: "You have no chance to win the election; make your time! Ha, ha, ha . . ."
Bush: "You know what you doing! Take off every ZOG! . . . . Move ZOG, for great justice!"
(this is just satire - I do not favor either candidate and I don't actually believe in any of the 'ZOG' conspiracies; I only used it coz it's rhymes w/Zig, so anybody who takes this seriously should STFU - especially TT and DA)
Bush: "What happen?"
Cheney: "OH F*CK!!! Some liberal set up us a f*cking BOMB!!"
Ashcroft: "We get signal!"
Cheney: "Just turn the f*cking main screen on!"
*John Kerry appears*
Cheney: "It's YOU!" *has the heart attack which finally kills him*
Kerry: "How are you, gentleman? All your base are belong to church!"
Bush: "What?!"
Ashcroft: "He's right, actually. Most of our voters are practicing Christians!"
Bush: .....
Kerry: "You have no chance to win the election; make your time! Ha, ha, ha . . ."
Bush: "You know what you doing! Take off every ZOG! . . . . Move ZOG, for great justice!"
(this is just satire - I do not favor either candidate and I don't actually believe in any of the 'ZOG' conspiracies; I only used it coz it's rhymes w/Zig, so anybody who takes this seriously should STFU - especially TT and DA)