Your perfect candidate?
Just for a little joke thread,list some qualities of your perfect presidental candidate.Here goes mine:
-Went to a public school at least two full school years
-Can joke about himself
-Knows his way around a fast food menu
-Christian
-Will help to make school food better because the children are our future and we don't want them to die from food poisoning.
-Knows he cannot do everything people want him to,and does not promise to.
-isn't afraid to defend my family from foreign hostiles.
-conservative
Texan Hotrodders
27-09-2004, 22:10
My perfect candidate is...me!
My perfect candidate is...me!
Well I was describing myself in a minor term.Main thing is I've gone to public school all my life,not only 2 years.
Texan Hotrodders
27-09-2004, 22:14
Well I was describing myself in a minor term.Main thing is I've gone to public school all my life,not only 2 years.
Me too. It does a body good. ;)
Sumamba Buwhan
27-09-2004, 22:15
- male
- female
- hermaphrodite
- gay
- straight
- bisexual
- celibate
- black
- white
- red
- yellow
- some blue too
- has more than a half of a brain
- isn't rich
- isn't hypocritical
- isn't a freemason (nor does he/she belong to any other secret society)
- cares about THE ENTIRE WORLD
- cares about ALL PEOPLE OF ANY FAITH (or lack thereof)
- doesn't want to change the constitution to oppress anyone
- thinks EDUCATION, healthcare, the environment and the economy are the most important factors a nation faces
- will make sure that we are a secure nation but doesnt go blowing up anything he/she can just because he can
- understands diplomacy and it's importance
- understands that the world isn't black and white and you must work together with others to find solutions that are acceptable by the many
- Thinks that Sumamba Buwhan rocks!
Creepsville
27-09-2004, 22:21
A candidate that will promise what I want from government:
1. Low taxes
2. To be left the hell alone
That'll do :)
Kryozerkia
27-09-2004, 22:36
My ideal candidate...
- would provide more funding for universal healthcare
- put more money back into the education system
- make education free at all levels
- crack down on corperations not paying tax
- helping those who struggle to make ends to meet
- scraps welfare for the lazy people who just don't want to work
- make swelfare for the truly needy - disabled people
- scrap plans for any missile shield
- legalise marijuana
- legalise gay marriage
- legalise abortion
- move the nation toward being more tolerant of all races and religions