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A woman in Australia has filed a lawsuit against McDonalds claiming that a McDonalds cheeseburger she ate back in 2000, rendered her unable to get sexually excited. She said the cheeseburger contained a black rectangular rock that gave her toothache when she bit it. She is suing McDonalds for the lack of sex drive, the toothache, the bad dreams about the giant cockroaches, angina and other stuff (some of which I think she is making up just to get rich quick).
Supposedly, ever since she ate the cheeseburger at McDonalds, she has not been able to feel sexual feelings toward anyone.

Am I the only one who thinks this lady is wacko?
I guess this means we better not eat McDonalds any more, I kind a like getting erections everytime I see an attractive female.
;)

A woman in Australia has filed a lawsuit against McDonalds claiming that a McDonalds cheeseburger she ate back in 2000, rendered her unable to get sexually excited. She said the cheeseburger contained a black rectangular rock that gave her toothache when she bit it. She is suing McDonalds for the lack of sex drive, the toothache, the bad dreams about the giant cockroaches, angina and other stuff (some of which I think she is making up just to get rich quick).
Supposedly, ever since she ate the cheeseburger at McDonalds, she has not been able to feel sexual feelings toward anyone.
She didnt spill any hot coffee on her genitalia...did she? ;)

Maybe that black rock thing should be examined and given to "sexual deviants".

Mm... McDonald's.

Seriously though, the stuff is really bad for you and its making is bad for the environment. It now appears that it's bad for the population as well…

I guess this means we better not eat McDonalds any more, I kind a like getting erections everytime I see an attractive female.
;)

Maybe she just thinks of Ronald McDonald everytime she is trying to have sex.

Can you actually sue a company for "lack of sex drive", as if this were a problem? Is it really that much of an issue? One would think that a lack of desire for something would be all encompassing - she doesn't want to have sex, so where's the problem? She should be thanking Mickey-D's for helping her avoid pregnancy, STDs, and asshole men who think with their crotch. LOL... You know how many problems I could avoid if I didn't desire sex, or for that matter, how much stuff I'd get done in a day? I could have written a novel, painted a masterpiece, and built a house with all the time I wasted on sexual desire... Come to think of it, I am kinda peckish... BRB, going to McDonald's for a bite to eat...

Wellllllllll???????

Hmpf maybe it's a matter of interpretation.

Maybe she eats their all the time and weighs 600 pounds.

Her lack of a sex drive might be the fact she gets little or no offers? ;)

Wow. It isn't the US having this lawsuit! :)

...You know how many problems I could avoid if I didn't desire sex, or for that matter, how much stuff I'd get done in a day? I could have written a novel, painted a masterpiece, and built a house with all the time I wasted on sexual desire...You should stop sleeping :fluffle: with anybody and everyboby that happens to cross your path... :D

Seriously though, the stuff is really bad for you and its making is bad for the environment. It now appears that it's bad for the population as well…
in my opinion it is good for the population that this woman wont be breeding :)

I feel that the Illuminati are to blame for this atrocity.

She should have been eating Chicken Strips, anyhow.

I guess this means we better not eat McDonalds any more, I kind a like getting erections everytime I see an attractive female.
;)

You get erections every time you see an attractive female? Doesn't that get to be a bit of a nuisance?

Yeah, McDonalds schools don't have anything, and its hard trying to look cool with golden arches on your back. Pepsi schools have notebook computers...

You get erections every time you see an attractive female? Doesn't that get to be a bit of a nuisance?
Just the part when I try to conceal it cause it causes a bulge in my pants. And females stare at it for some reason. You'd think they'd never seen a bulge before.

Even if it's total bullshit (highly likely) I'd still say it's a bad idea to eat at Mcdonald's.

Just the part when I try to conceal it cause it causes a bulge in my pants. And females stare at it for some reason. You'd think they'd never seen a bulge before.

I bet they don't even notice your "bulge". :D

Sorry, had to.

Maybe that black rock thing should be examined and given to "sexual deviants".

I concur!

I can't help thinking this is related to Supersize Me... He did talk about a lowered sex drive.

I think we owe it to this woman to somehow get John Edwards ok'd to practice law in Austrailia. That way he could get her a big old cash payout from McD's, and even more if he says that her libido is talking through him.

Disinfranchised? Pissed Off? Losing an election? Dial 1-800-GET-HELP (http://www.chron.com/content/chronicle/electioncentral/2004/primaries/candidates/photos2004/edwardsmug.jpg)

Well...I hate to admit it, but, I work at a mcdonalds in wisconsin...And I know that the lawsuit is a load of bullshit. (Pardon my french) But, you know, some people have such a lazy ass attitude and probably don't know how to cook...If they can't cook---->they go somewhere that cooks for them. I believe that it is her fault for the sexual arrousal problems is due to one of a few things: One-->there are no guys there that are worth doing (like me). Two-->She needs serious councelling.(don't we all :rolleyes: ) Three-->She's fat as hell and reallizes that no one would do her if his life depended on it(ha ha :D) Four-->She's a lesbian, hermaphredite, transvestite, or just completely fucked up and doesn't even know it!!! Either way, Mcdonalds is not at fault here!!! Damn it, now I'm hungry...
Travis Bauer ;)

i am sorry, but I have eaten at McDonalds since i was 2 years old. I have moved all over and I have spent my last 2 years in Wisonsin. I have never had eaten a cheeseburger and have lost my sexual honing or whatever. She lives in Australia and I can understand that but you have no business suing McDonalds for cooking a cheeseburger that she ate. The courts will find for certain that mcDonalds is not at fault and that the woman is on drugs and has been on drugs and therefore is really fucked up. And as for not getting sexually excited, it is either all in her head :mp5: or she is a really fat freak and chances on getting sexually excited are as good as President Bush admitting that there was no weapons of mass destruction. She is drugged up and there is no point in her suing anyone. if anything McDonalds should be suing her for walkng in there restaurant and looking the way she does.

Yeah, McDonalds schools don't have anything, and its hard trying to look cool with golden arches on your back. Pepsi schools have notebook computers...

*high fives*

i am sorry, but I have eaten at McDonalds since i was 2 years old. I have moved all over and I have spent my last 2 years in Wisonsin. I have never had eaten a cheeseburger and have lost my sexual honing or whatever. She lives in Australia and I can understand that but you have no business suing McDonalds for cooking a cheeseburger that she ate. The courts will find for certain that mcDonalds is not at fault and that the woman is on drugs and has been on drugs and therefore is really fucked up. And as for not getting sexually excited, it is either all in her head :mp5: or she is a really fat freak and chances on getting sexually excited are as good as President Bush admitting that there was no weapons of mass destruction. She is drugged up and there is no point in her suing anyone. if anything McDonalds should be suing her for walkng in there restaurant and looking the way she does.

Come on now, thin may be in, but fat is where it's at!

Fat chicks and mopeds are both fun to ride, just don't let your friends see you.

Mm... McDonald's.
Bleeeuch - McDeadthings.

I'd be surprised if the judge doesn't end up kicking her out of the courtroom with the message to stop wasting the courts' time.

As it is I'm already surprised she found a lawyer to represent her, unless she's representing herself.

Bleeeuch - McDeadthings.
Would you rather eat McLivethings? You eat raw food?

Stick with Wendys. Always fresh (most of the time) just don't eat the chili. I am also randy and ready to go after a burger from them. Also BK's Whopper is better then any McD's burger, plus I have a Whopper. ;)

Hmmm, 50,000 battered women, and like a fool I eat mine plain. :(

Roy Roger's Roast Beef rules.