NationStates Jolt Archive


George Bush declares war on Nature.

Attican Empire
27-09-2004, 01:55
In case you missed his speech, I will write it out:

"Good ev'nin America. America has witnessed a tragedy in the past few months that is monumental when compared even to 9/11 or Pearl Harbour. The Great Emp... Empire of Nature has engaged in a series of attacks upon the United States. We now have indisputable proof that Nature has weapons of mass destruction, specifically the Soviet-built Hurricane-class Bomb. They have utilized three on our southern coast, and more may be constructed. There is even a possibility that they may hit Texas, and, as I have said before, Don't mess with Texas.

Because of this, Congress, and Myself, have declared war on Nature. Because this war will be widespread, and cover many fronts, we are enforcing a draft on all able-bodied persons, aged 16 to 42. Also, we have enacted a bill that will pay industries $1000 for every cubic meter of pollutants they release into the atmosphere.

In this time of dire need, I believe we should all give a long prayer, in hopes that our military can overcome the evil that is nature.
"
Kleptonis
27-09-2004, 01:58
And for a second I thought you were serious.[/sarcasm] :D
Enisumentela
27-09-2004, 01:59
Wow funniest thing ever!
Roach-Busters
27-09-2004, 01:59
As long as he obtains a congressional declaration of war, I'm fine with it. :D
Arenestho
27-09-2004, 02:02
Despite that being a joke, it's sad how close to the truth it is :(

Them's Fightin' Words! (http://www.deviantart.com/view/1492868/)
Panhandlia
27-09-2004, 02:08
People are getting good at imitating MKULTRA around here!!
Squirrelhood
27-09-2004, 02:11
good times man :cool:
Roach-Busters
27-09-2004, 02:13
People are getting good at imitating MKULTRA around here!!

Speaking of which, where is MKULTRA? Haven't seen 'im around lately.
Diamond Mind
27-09-2004, 02:15
It's not the russians it's us and it's HARRP!

I didn't take the time to read all this stuff but it's something that's been thrown around for a number of years now. It's obviously being used by Bush for pre-election photo-ops, so that he can hand out bags of ice in Florida. This is what it means to be a "compassionate conservative".
Flame away I'm already laughing :sniper: http://yleeone.tripod.com/Haarp.htm
Superpower07
27-09-2004, 02:16
No way Bush can win: I've read that a hurricane at full strength releases more energy than the world's stock of nuclear WMDs

sry Bush, you're gonna get out-nuked