NationStates Jolt Archive


What would you give people Klondike bars for?

Southern Industrial
26-09-2004, 05:44
For every negative, there is a positive.
Big Jim P
26-09-2004, 05:47
For every negative, there is a positive.

A video of what I would do for one.
:headbang:
Texan Hotrodders
26-09-2004, 05:47
I might give you a Klondike bar if you respond to my post in your Atheists vs. Agnostics thread.
The Island of Rose
26-09-2004, 05:49
They must run naked while shouting "death to the jews" in Israel while holding a white power flag thing...
Hajekistan
26-09-2004, 05:58
I'd give you a Klondike Bar if you agreed to follow me around a city for awhile shouting my names and titles at people and vandalizing hot dog carts. I don't really have a lot of titles, and I only have one name, so mainly you'd just get to assault hot dog salesman, a worthy cause if there ever was one.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-09-2004, 06:56
I'll give anyone a Klondike Bar if they can swim across the La Brea Tarpits wearing only a jockstrap.
Roachsylvania
26-09-2004, 08:07
Oral sex?
Legless Pirates
26-09-2004, 08:20
Mooning the world (and I do mean everyone)
Lunatic Goofballs
26-09-2004, 08:21
"Fu*k Klondike bars, fu*k commercialism, fu*k slogans, fu*k corporate American, fu*k market profiling, fu*k mass media, fu*k mass marketing, fu*k mass, fu*k television, fu*k Hollywood blockbusters, fu*k big book chains, fu*k big tobacco, fu*k the chemical industry, fu*k fast food, fu*k petty politics, fu*k...well, just fill in the rest yourself"

I'd have to do all that for a klondike bar?!? That's a lot of fu*king! :eek: