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Bush Introduces New Timmy Blanchard Left
Behind Act
WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush announced Monday that he'll encourage Congress to back his new education initiative, the Timmy Blanchard Left Behind Act. "It is my goal to close the achievement gap in our schools with accountability, flexibility, and choice, so that no child is left behind—except for Timmy Blanchard of Akron, OH," Bush said at a White House press conference. "By 2014, I plan to see a significant jump in the math, reading, and science proficiency of 99.9999 percent of America's students. The children, excluding Timmy, are our future." Bush was inspired to leave Blanchard behind after the child threw up all over the merry-go-round last week.

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One does not need to make fun of this failure.

One does not need to make fun of this failure.
One should make fun of political failures at any possible moment.

One does not need to make fun of this failure.

Well we do need to poke fun at Timmy! He sucks. Let's all point and laugh...

One should make fun of political failures at any possible moment.

I wasn't saying it was wrong... just that it was unnessesary.

I wasn't saying it was wrong... just that it was unnessesary.

Only unnessesary to you. :)

Me? I find it hilarious. :)

Define unnecessary and stop sucking the fun out of everything.