NationStates Jolt Archive

come Up with the most, booldy, violent sport ever make it up. Mine:
Battle Blades
Every one gets two really heavy chains and then cages with spears in them start falling down the if they live their is a harpone barage and if any one lives thru that then their are two guys waiting at the end with swords at the end of the race, if anyone lives thru that theirs a part were they have to do it again only without chains.

Hmm...
I'll get back to you.

Ever seen Coneheads?

"Grenade toss"
Teams pair up and toss grenades back and forth. When your partner dies, you join up with another partnerless person. Last player living wins.

First (and only) prize is a live grenade.

-Jake

Mm, I'm bored, so why not?

Start with football.

Now, remove the cleats, helmets, and pads.

Wire every player with explosives.

Every time a player fouls, the ref triggers their explosives.

Every time a player does not seem to be giving it his all, that player's coach triggers their explosives.

Each player recieves a special shirt, which is pressure sensitive on one point. The point is different on every shirt. Activating the point sends a detonation signal to a random player's explosives, on either team.

Play does not stop to clean the field.

My sport would be extreme Football. It would have basically the same rules, except for the unsportsmen penalties and unnecessary roughness penalties. Each team has to try to negotiate done the field being careful not to set off the small land mines buried throughout the field. These will pack enough punch to blow the feet off of some hapless player. Also, twice a quarter (once for each team) the announcers have the right to set off the timer in the exploding ball. The players will be unaware of when it is set to blow, or if it was even set in the first place. This is the announcer's perogitive. The ball could explode after a catch, a run, under center, while the QB is in the pocket, even when the refs are handling the ball, or anytime. Whomever commits a turnover (interception or fumble, or loss of downs) shall be led to the sidelines, stripped nude, and pelted by slingshots by the fans of their team until they are no longer living. Also pointy sticks covered in feces will be place in camo. pits from the 20 to the goal line, not to exceed 8 total pits. Endzone dances are allowed, but players participating in excessive urban dances will be removed from their uniforms, covered in raw meat, and tied to the goal post. After securely tied, the roughly handled, aggressive dogs. Once that player has been devoured enough, there will be a gas soaked radial placed around them, and set ablaze.

Points will win the game but the playoffs are figured by the top ten teams in number of players remaining. Teams will be made up of 500 players on opening day, no more will be added throughout the season. If fraud is committed the coach shall be disembowled by rabid girls scouts on MNF. Bad calls will result in the immediate hanging of officials from the goalposts, then if these become full, then the rest shall be hung from the blimps flying overhead.

Losing team must select one player to be quartered by the Budweiser horses after the game (Survivor Style).

Suicide Bombers.

Each contestant straps 20lbs of explosives and several sacks of nails to their person. They then try to find the largest group of people they can and explode. Whoever kills the most people wins.

Remove Your Brother's Intestine

Two brothers fight to death, brandishing six-inch knives, in a bloody battle to gut the other and remove their intestine. Tournament held at the end of the year. You cannot stab the person in the head; it must be in the midsection and the person cannot die until the intestine is at least half-removed.

10 people (or whatever # you prefer) are put into an arena. Each is given a small knife with a blade an inch and a half long.

They are not permitted to punch or kick or anything, only the knives may be used.

That would last forever haha until someone managed to get the knife in someone's neck.