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Yes...this really is everyone's favorite thread...revived.

I would cover myself in hot chocolate and whipped cream, running around school campus naked, while singing "I am too sexy for my whipped cream", for a Klondike bar.

I'd eat a Klondike bar. Well, most of a Klondike bar, at least.

Shell out the 50 cents and buy one.

Run around nekkid in the forum. Not like anybody would notice.

Yes...this really is everyone's favorite thread...revived.

I would cover myself in hot chocolate and whipped cream, running around school campus naked, while singing "I am too sexy for my whipped cream", for a Klondike bar.
Kill Japaica?

Kill Japaica?
Savage! A human life is worth... oh, 2 or 3 Klondike bars at least.

Shell out the 50 cents and buy one.
^Wut he said

Savage! A human life is worth... oh, 2 or 3 Klondike bars at least.
Milk or dark chocolate?

Damnit susa and superpower. So boring.

I would make mad furry love to the klondike bar polar bear for a klondike bar.

Damnit susa and superpower. So boring.

I would make mad furry love to the klondike bar polar bear for a klondike bar.
They're supposed to give you a Klondike bar when you do that? Bastards, they owe me big time!

I'd challenge a blackbelt martial artist to a Roshambo contest for a Klondike Bar.

They're supposed to give you a Klondike bar when you do that? Bastards, they owe me big time!
Fetishes don't count.

I would hold israel's flag up at a KKK/neo-nazi rally (while carrying a pair of concealed israeli made uzis of course :D)

Edit: Or I would smash in the skull of the coca-cola polar bear for a klondike bar.

Milk or dark chocolate?
I like dark myself.

I like dark myself.

Damn straight, I'm not gonna risk my life taking on nazis, klansmen, or a psychotic coke addicted polar bear for milk chocolate!

Shell out the 50 cents and buy one.
I'd take this guys Klondike bar.

I'd go without music for a week for a Klondike bar.

And that would hurt.

I'd take this guys Klondike bar.

I'd kill him, then take it. :D

I'd wear a Pittsburgh Steelers jersey in downtown Phillidelphia.

(only those from my state, PA, would understand that ;) )

I would drill a hole in my wall, and despite all the splinters, make sweet love to it.

Oh, and then I'd probably do something to get a Klondike bar.

I would drill a hole in my wall, and despite all the splinters, make sweet love to it.

Oh, and then I'd probably do something to get a Klondike bar.

LMAO :D :D


I would dress like a ghetto black man and go to a G-Unit concert for a Klondike Bar. No wait. Who am I kidding. I would never do that. I would be overtaken by the smell.

Stand on my head and squawk like a chicken!

I would shove my cock into a hole in the girls locker room and wait to see what happens

I would shove my cock into a hole in the girls locker room and wait to see what happens
Myrth is slacking...

I would admit I was wrong on an NS forum!!!

or break into a supermarket.

I would stick my finger in a dike.

what is a klondike bar? :confused:

:mp5: I would shoot 67 pedestrians,murder a snail,fart on busch,eat doodoo,streek naked around the country,belch on shiaze :D ,and eat stale chicken for a klondike bar!!!!!+

:mp5: I would shoot 67 pedestrians,murder a snail,fart on busch,eat doodoo,streek naked around the country,belch on shiaze :D ,and eat stale chicken for a klondike bar!!!!!+

I think I speak for everyone when I say your nuts.

I think I speak for everyone when I say your nuts.
Especially eating that stale chicken. Brave man.

I'd strip for a Klondike bar

I'd strip for a Klondike bar
I wouldn't strip for a Klondike bar.

I'd sew my mouth shut for a Klondike bar.

Although that might defeat the purpose. :(

I would shove my cock into a hole in the girls locker room and wait to see what happens
You'd need to get a Klondike bar to do that?

I would start my house on fire, and then I'd need one too because it would be really hot.

I'd strip for a Klondike bar

Funny thing is, I'd have to give people Klondike bars so that they'd watch me strip.

I'd Pie everybody for a Klondike Bar!

*Pies Everybody*

Where's my Klondike Bar?

i would go on this thread announce that im getting a Klondike bar then go get one.

Annex China.

I would post an entirely ridiculous and amusing thread for a Klondike Bar.

Take a skinny-dip in chocholate and throw myself to the Lesbians. Hell who need a klondike bar. :eek:

I'm low carbing.....what WOULDN'T I do? :D

I'd go to my closet, pull out the rifle hidden there, collect my various scopes and binoculars, climb to the roof of a tall building, and then I'd . . .

Clean the damned thing. Oblivion knows I've let it collect enough dust.

I'm low carbing.....what WOULDN'T I do? :D


I will marry you.

For a Klondike bar!

JimSC

I will marry you.

For a Klondike bar!

JimSC

hmmmm and I thought you'd marry me out of love :(

hmmmm and I thought you'd marry me out of love :(
:fluffle: :)

I still think the chocolate covered Jim thrown to lesbians idea has merit, just how many klondikes would that cost me?

I still think the chocolate covered Jim thrown to lesbians idea has merit, just how many klondikes would that cost me?

*franticly looks for his Klondike stocks, and carefully bids: An Infinate number*

*hopes he can cover this Bid*


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