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Suppose, theoretically, that in one of the most stunning and tragic set of circumstances that Air Force One, and Kerry's plane collided in mid-air.

With the election five weeks away, the Republicans and Democrats have to choose new candidates. Who should they be?

Suppose, theoretically, that in one of the most stunning and tragic set of circumstances that Air Force One, and Kerry's plane collided in mid-air.

With the election five weeks away, the Republicans and Democrats have to choose new candidates. Who should they be?

John McCain

Dick Gephardt

Krusty the Clown's chain-smoking pet monkey for the Republicans and Big Bird for the Democrats.

Krusty the Clown's chain-smoking pet monkey for the Republicans and Big Bird for the Democrats.

I'd vote for Big Bird. Especially if Snuffy is his veep. *nod*

I'd vote for Big Bird. Especially if Snuffy is his veep. *nod* :p I just had this vision of what the rest of the Cabinet would look like!


Sad thing is it couldn't be worse than who's running things now.

Krusty the Clown's chain-smoking pet monkey for the Republicans and Big Bird for the Democrats.

Choosing between those two is almost as bad as having to choose between Bush and Kerry.

:p I just had this vision of what the rest of the Cabinet would look like!


Sad thing is it couldn't be worse than who's running things now.

And just like now, they'd all have hands up their asses. :D

Marylin Manson.

Alan Keyes vs. Howard Dean...


I'd pay to see them debate. :p

Choosing between those two is almost as bad as having to choose between Bush and Kerry.

They are nice comparisons. The monkey would sit on his ass all day and not really do anything, even in times of a crisis. We can compare this to Bush. Big Bird would support all the morals that tree-huggers support and appeal to little kids. We can compare this to Kerry.

By the way i'm partly a tree hugger too, just so you know i'm not dissing them or anything.

Well, choosing between Edwards and Cheney would be easy.

breaks into a sweat at the idea of a President Cheney.

They are nice comparisons. The monkey would sit on his ass all day and not really do anything, even in times of a crisis. We can compare this to Bush. Big Bird would support all the morals that tree-huggers support and appeal to little kids. We can compare this to Kerry.

By the way i'm partly a tree hugger too, just so you know i'm not dissing them or anything.

Last time I checked, Kerry scared little kids, so I don't know how good that analogy holds up.

Well, choosing between Edwards and Cheney would be easy.

breaks into a sweat at the idea of a President Cheney.
I'd like to see how John Ashcroft would do against Barack Obama. I would want Obama to kick Ashcroft's ass.

I'd like to see how John Ashcroft would do against Barack Obama. I would want Obama to kick Ashcroft's ass.

Lol. Obama wouldn't even have to be alive to beat Ashcroft.

Could the wreckage also fall on Naders' house while he slept?

Mr T and a Russian porn actor

No-one could be as bad as Bush, so does it really matter??

Could the wreckage also fall on Naders' house while he slept?
Even if it all (including the mass of their combined egos) fell on Nader, it couldn't kill him. Ralph Nader is super human. Nader is beyond godly. When scared Nader can expand his body to several times its actual size to ward of predators.
Only one of the things in this post is a complete lie, can you guess which one?

Even if it all (including the mass of their combined egos) fell on Nader, it couldn't kill him. Ralph Nader is super human. Nader is beyond godly. When scared Nader can expand his body to several times its actual size to ward of predators.
Only one of the things in this post is a complete lie, can you guess which one?

The part where you said only one thing was a complete lie?

The part where you said only one thing was a complete lie?
Very good, normally it takes people longer to figure that one out.

Very good, normally it takes people longer to figure that one out.

Modern science has determined that I am smarter than the average bear.

John McCain

Dick Gephardt

Good choices but I'm not sure that's what the parties would choose right now. A good quick guess would be Cheney and Edwards, as they are the VP coices. An interesting, if not so likely scenario would be Laura vs Teresa.

No-one could be as bad as Bush, so does it really matter??
Andrew Johnson, Grant, Harding, FDR, Lyndon B Johnson, and several others make Bush look good. Bush is not the worst we've had.