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Letterman top 10

The Black Forrest
22-09-2004, 09:10
Enjoy....

Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" are:

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.

9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.

7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.

6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.

5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.

4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.

3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."

1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.
Straughn
22-09-2004, 09:17
#6 is WAY TOO CLOSE to be funny. Grrr. #8 isn't far from the mark either.
#3 is right too but much funnier.
Number one .... sigh.
Funny though.
Thanks for posting that!
Salud!
Sdaeriji
22-09-2004, 09:36
I hope I'm not the only one who found #5 the funniest.
Harlesburg
22-09-2004, 09:50
#3 but id still rather have America ruled by Bush than Al Gore
Monkeypimp
22-09-2004, 10:30
#3 but id still rather have America ruled by Bush than Al Gore


New Zealand exporters would probably disagree. Bush's shitting on the economy at the same time ours boomed made the exchange rate get too close and selling to the americans too expensive.