Sexual euphemism's ([im]MATURE content)
Huzen Hagen
21-09-2004, 20:47
I want to hear of the best euphemism's you can come up with (organised by act). Lets see what the combined minds of the generall forum can churn out.
Begin!
Crackmajour
21-09-2004, 20:53
"making the beast with two backs"
Texan Hotrodders
21-09-2004, 21:03
1.) The procreative act.
2.) Copulation.
3.) Orgasm inducement sequence. (If you do it properly.)
4.) Insertion of male member into female organ with the intent of procreation and/or stimulation.
5.) Pounding.
6.) Banging.
7.) Getting some.
8.) Nookie.
9.) Busting a nut.
10.) Nailing.
11.) Fucking.
12.) Riding.
13.) Getting horizontal.
I think that's enough for now. :)
Opal Isle
21-09-2004, 21:08
I don't quite think #11 works as a euphemism exactly...
Texan Hotrodders
21-09-2004, 21:09
I don't quite think #11 works as a euphemism exactly...
Shush you! I was on a roll. :)
Huzen Hagen
21-09-2004, 21:20
yeah, i'll agree 11 want quite right. These dont have to be just for full sex, infact some of the best ones i've heard (such as playing the pink oboe) arn't
The Reunited Yorkshire
21-09-2004, 21:23
Wrestling the one eyed trouser snake and bashing the bishop are classic masturbation ones...
Holy Paradise
21-09-2004, 22:22
Myrth going to kill this thread. And I'm all for that.
Keljamistan
21-09-2004, 22:28
Bump uglies.
Knock boots.
Ride the hobby horse.
Xenophobialand
21-09-2004, 22:49
Going down to Hornytown and firing the mayor.
The Black Forrest
21-09-2004, 22:54
Do you knob the bobber or bob the knobber?
Ellbownia
22-09-2004, 05:40
1. Taking the shrimp boat to tuna town.
2. Spanking the Monkey.
3. Choking the Chicken.
Kernlandia
22-09-2004, 05:42
teehee! sex!
Gaeltach
22-09-2004, 05:46
Double clicking the mouse. ;)
Going down to Hornytown and firing the mayor.
LMAO
We have a winner.