NationStates Jolt Archive

He sodomises spider monkeys. Take THAT, Bushies.

what the f***?!

Can't argue with it, can you?

state your source.

Michael Moore, CNN, the BBC, Noam Chomsky and the Damned Liberal Daily.

state your source.
The Bible probably. It's so science-fictionish, it surely has monkeys too and mention of Bush somewhere as the doormap of god.

The Bible probably. It's so science-fictionish, it surely has monkeys too and mention of Bush somewhere as the doormap of god.

Except, Bush is on fire. It's more interesting that way.

He sodomises spider monkeys. Take THAT, Bushies.

cat say im surprised really. I mean, I have a video of it. also a video of anne coulter doing the nasty with a three-headed snake.

Hell, everybody in Washington sodomizes spider monkeys these days. I heard that Newt Gingrich and Ted Kennedy tried it one night when they were drunk in 1994, and it just kinda caught on.

Except, Bush is on fire. It's more interesting that way.
Oh right.. the burning Bush thingie that Moses saw before he got the 10 commandments. Actually 10 somewhat good commandments... if they'd only have some value today :(

He sodomises spider monkeys. Take THAT, Bushies.

Poor monkeys .... PETA shall hear of this!

He sodomises spider monkeys. Take THAT, Bushies.
I heard they do the same to pinguins.

I heard they do the same to pinguins.
Spider monkeys sodomize penguins?

Spider monkeys sodomize penguins?

since the dawn of time.

Spider monkeys sodomize penguins?
Yes. Together with Bush. As long as he's busy sodomising penguins he won't think of sodomising the spider monkeys.

(Gasp!)

Yes. Together with Bush. As long as he's busy sodomising penguins he won't think of sodomising the spider monkeys.
thems some crafty spider monkeys.

thems some crafty spider monkeys.

Damn straight.

Well...ummm...so does your mom! ooooooh!

Seriously, while this may amuse some people, it really does nothing but further negative partisan controversy.

Well...ummm...so does your mom! ooooooh!

Seriously, while this may amuse some people, it really does nothing but further negative partisan controversy.

Maybe that's excatly what we want. Did you think of THAT, mr.smartypants?

thems some crafty spider monkeys.
Thats why the spider monkeys arranged to have the hole in the ozon lair above Atarctica. So the pengiuns would have to leave and try to get to Canada the other cold place. In order to get there they have to cross US soil. And thats where the Secret Service snatches them and spirits them away to the presidential rape chambers underneath the White House.

Thats why the spider monkeys arranged to have the hole in the ozon lair above Atarctica. So the pengiuns would have to leave and try to get to Canada the other cold place. In order to get there they have to cross US soil. And thats where the Secret Service snatches them and spirits them away to the presidential rape chambers underneath the White House.


" I want to drill oil in alaska..in bed"

US Democrat presidential candidate John Kerry has made his most outspoken attack on President Bush over his alleged sodomy with a spider monkey.
In a speech setting out his plans for the monkey’s future, he accused Mr Bush of "colossal failures of judgement".

With six weeks to go until the US poll, Mr Kerry seems to have shifted his campaign focus away from the economy.

It is a bold and maybe reckless move to turn Mr Kerry into the monkey-rights candidate, correspondents say.

Six weeks before the presidential election, the Kerry team appear to have made a strategic decision to up the ante over the poor, heaving, sweaty monkey, says the BBC's Justin Webb in Washington.

'Chaos'

Previously, the senator had been vague about whether or not he thought gently penetrating a small, screaming primate was the right thing to do, our correspondent says.

But on Monday, Mr Kerry - who voted to give President Bush the authority to go to bed - said he would not have invaded.

"President Bush tells us he would do it everything all over again, the same way. How can he possibly be serious?" he said.

Mr Kerry said the president's decision to go to the primate house had distracted from a greater threat to the US - more terrorist attacks - and created a crisis which could lead to an unending war.

"Iraq was a profound diversion from that war and the battle against our greatest enemy, Osama Bin Laden and the terrorists," he said in his speech delivered at New York University.

"Invading BoBo (the monkey) has created a crisis of historic proportions and, if we do not change course, there is the prospect of a war with no end in sight.

"Saddam Hussein was a brutal dictator who deserves his own special place in hell. That was not a reason to go and screw the monkey senseless. We have traded a night of passion for a chaos that has left America less secure."

He also reminded his audience that he had a wife, and had no intention of intercourse with spider monkeys. Ever.

He offered his own four-point plan for handling the situation:

• Get more help from other nations
• Provide better training for circus monkeys

These measures could mean Mr Bush coming over the next four years, beginning next summer, Mr Kerry said.

The Bush campaign has accused Mr Kerry of inconsistency on his pet monkey and said a change in the middle of the act was not what the nation needed.
A Bush campaign spokesman, Steve Schmidt, said Mr Kerry's goal of pulling George Bush out of the monkey in his first term sent "a clear signal of defeat and retreat to America's enemies that will make the world a far more dangerous place".

- BBC News Online

US Democrat presidential candidate John Kerry has made his most outspoken attack on President Bush over his alleged sodomy with a spider monkey.
In a speech setting out his plans for the monkey’s future, he accused Mr Bush of "colossal failures of judgement".

With six weeks to go until the US poll, Mr Kerry seems to have shifted his campaign focus away from the economy.

It is a bold and maybe reckless move to turn Mr Kerry into the monkey-rights candidate, correspondents say.

Six weeks before the presidential election, the Kerry team appear to have made a strategic decision to up the ante over the poor, heaving, sweaty monkey, says the BBC's Justin Webb in Washington.

'Chaos'

Previously, the senator had been vague about whether or not he thought gently penetrating a small, screaming primate was the right thing to do, our correspondent says.

But on Monday, Mr Kerry - who voted to give President Bush the authority to go to bed - said he would not have invaded.

"President Bush tells us he would do it everything all over again, the same way. How can he possibly be serious?" he said.

Mr Kerry said the president's decision to go to the primate house had distracted from a greater threat to the US - more terrorist attacks - and created a crisis which could lead to an unending war.

"Iraq was a profound diversion from that war and the battle against our greatest enemy, Osama Bin Laden and the terrorists," he said in his speech delivered at New York University.

"Invading BoBo (the monkey) has created a crisis of historic proportions and, if we do not change course, there is the prospect of a war with no end in sight.

"Saddam Hussein was a brutal dictator who deserves his own special place in hell. That was not a reason to go and screw the monkey senseless. We have traded a night of passion for a chaos that has left America less secure."

He also reminded his audience that he had a wife, and had no intention of intercourse with spider monkeys. Ever.

He offered his own four-point plan for handling the situation:

• Get more help from other nations
• Provide better training for circus monkeys

These measures could mean Mr Bush coming over the next four years, beginning next summer, Mr Kerry said.

The Bush campaign has accused Mr Kerry of inconsistency on his pet monkey and said a change in the middle of the act was not what the nation needed.
A Bush campaign spokesman, Steve Schmidt, said Mr Kerry's goal of pulling George Bush out of the monkey in his first term sent "a clear signal of defeat and retreat to America's enemies that will make the world a far more dangerous place".

- BBC News Online


ooh! ooh! tell us what Sharpton, Nader and zell said, please.

ooh! ooh! tell us what Sharpton, Nader and zell said, please.

"Encore!"

badboosh

Except, Bush is on fire. It's more interesting that way.


the bush*woo* the Bush *woo* the Bush is on fire!!! and raping monkeys!!!

what the hell are you on bout?

what the hell are you on bout?
a little acid, why?

cat say im surprised really. I mean, I have a video of it. also a video of anne coulter doing the nasty with a three-headed snake.
I saw that one! Then there's the one with his daughters and that 1 armed leper.... Disturbing, but strangely erotic.

I saw that one! Then there's the one with his daughters and that 1 armed leper.... Disturbing, but strangely erotic.

That wasn't a one armed leper, that was Kissinger

That bit about the burning bush in the Bible, right before the Jews find the Promised land.....hmmm...maybe it's not a parable, but real actual instructions from GOD as to what we should do.
The American public should try it with GWB. Set him alight, see where he runs to and this might be the way to the Promised land!
What have we got to lose?

Has anyone got any confirmation on the rumours about Newt Gingrich and his frequent visits to the Amphibian house?

Has anyone got any confirmation on the rumours about Newt Gingrich and his frequent visits to the Amphibian house?
How did he get his name 'Newt' in the first place, I wonder?

Dukakis was showing Kerry what it means to be Greek, when Bush 41 and the Japanese Prime Minister walked in on them. When they saw what was happening, Bush vomited on the PM, which caused the PM to vomit on bush. This happened back and forth for about a minute. Then Dukakis finished and vomited all over Kerrys' plump, juicey heinie (which btw looks like a plastic bag filled with ricotta cheese that was run over by a football team with cleats) . The spider monkey then jumped from the lights and forcibly rapped W while Cheney swore at the monkey and beat him with a stick.

After it was all over Kerry was quoted as saying "What a lovely tea party"!