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Discuss.

hahaha

I think it is. Cold, lukewarm, hot: it's always good. And as a grown up I'm not even supposed to drink it! :eek:

What are you talking about with milk? Are you refering to the type of curdled sweat released by certain deformed glands in most of the mamals? Unlike water, which is disgusting stuff itself and killed my grandfather, milk isn't even fit for washing in.

blasphemy

Squi raises an interesting point for milk-lovers:

To bathe in, or not to bathe in?

Milk Moustache. FANTASTIC!

And you can do so much with it...anyone care to venture that idea?

And you can do so much with it...anyone care to venture that idea?

cheese, yoghurt, custard, coffee, tea, especially custard, cream, double cream, whipped cream, cream in my coffee, custard creams in my coffee, custard tart, manchester tart (with BANANAS in it you sainsburys BASTARDS)

cheese, yoghurt, custard, coffee, tea, especially custard, cream, double cream, whipped cream, cream in my coffee, custard creams in my coffee, custard tart, manchester tart (with BANANAS in it you sainsburys BASTARDS)

So I take it you're a Manc?

I live there. *nods*

So I take it you're a Manc?

I live there. *nods*

Is it only us who put bananas in manchester tart then? There should be an Appelation Controlee Manchester Tart with bananas in. And have you seen what passes for an Eccles cake in most of the country?

I'm not an expert on Manchester cakes/tarts. Frankly, I couldn't care less.

:confused: WTF?!?!?!?!?!

:confused: WTF?!?!?!?!?!

What part of "Isn't milk brilliant?" didn't you understand?

Ian Rush says if I don't drink lots of milk, when I grow up, I'll only be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley :(

Ian Rush says if I don't drink lots of milk, when I grow up, I'll only be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley :(

Listen to Ian Rush. Wise man.

Discuss.

Yay! for soya.

Boo! for the modern dairy industry.

Yay! for soya.

Boo! for the modern dairy industry.

However sorry i feel for the poor mindless genetically warped tits on legs that hold me up on my way to work mornings as they trudge from wet barn to wet field via machines i wouldn't want anywhere near my dangly bits, soya milk tastes like crap, particularly in tea.

Anyway i drink fruit tea cos i can't take the caffeine.

Hmmm surprised no ones mention anything about the Fast Show yet....

heffffffeefffff hefffefehhhefeeeeff Chris Waddle

... soya milk tastes like crap, particularly in tea.

An acquired taste, which once you come to like it will be lurved by you.

Anyway i drink fruit tea cos i can't take the caffeine.

Wuss.

Wuss.

That would be "peer pressure". I can take it. I've seen Grange Hill.

That would be "peer pressure". I can take it. I've seen Grange Hill.

One sniff of caffeine and you'll end up shooting smack in the bogs like Zammo, eh? Pah! Back in my day we had real rebels like Tucker Jenkins and Gripper Magee who would think nothing of smoking crack and snorting a couple of lines of speed cut with toilet cleaner at break time before bunking off PE class...

One sniff of caffeine and you'll end up shooting smack in the bogs like Zammo, eh?

Surely "chasing the dragon" is the accepted street slang used?
Just say no ;)

One sniff of caffeine and you'll end up shooting smack in the bogs like Zammo, eh?

it's a slippery slope, I've seen what that stuff does to people.

It's not the smack I'm worried about though - caffeine, as a stimulant, is probably more like coke. One cup of coffee now, and before long I'll be wearing a shiny suit and trying to sell people shares and flats in Knightsbridge.

Surely "chasing the dragon" is the accepted street slang used?

Nah: different method of taking it.

...Back in my day we had real rebels like Tucker Jenkins and Gripper Magee ...

So that's how tucker got aids?

Surely "chasing the dragon" is the accepted street slang used?


Nah: different method of taking it.

Yeah, what's the point of chasing it if you can just shoot it? As the poacher said to the bishop

Just say no ;)

Obligatory punk reference: Just Say Yes by The Dickies.

Nah: different method of taking it.

Ah, was that when he was still smoking it then?

Obligatory punk reference: Just Say Yes by The Dickies.

I have their banana splits cover on yellow vinyl :D

So that's how tucker got aids?

Interesting point: the Reagan family/administration was more than happy to provide funds and publicity for a campaign urging kids to say no to drugs, but were strangely quiet and unresponsive when it came to the AIDS outbreak...

I have their banana splits cover on yellow vinyl :D

Ah yes, but like the UK Subs singles, it is the black vinyl copies instead of the coloured ones that are rare.

EDIT: I just checked my record collection: Dawn Of The Dickies LP on light blue vinyl.

Interesting point: the Reagan family/administration was more than happy to provide funds and publicity for a campaign urging kids to say no to drugs, but were strangely quiet and unresponsive when it came to the AIDS outbreak...

You'd think they could have at least been pleased to say "hey kids, don't stick your willie in a man".

Ah yes, but like the UK Subs singles, it is the black vinyl copies instead of the coloured ones that are rare.

rare schmare. coloured vinyl's better

Ah yes, but like the UK Subs singles, it is the black vinyl copies instead of the coloured ones that are rare.

Rarity value is not why I bought it - the dickies are hilarious! ;)

Rarity value is not why I bought it - the dickies are hilarious! ;)

True, but unfortunately face-to-face they are arseholes.

coloured vinyl's better

I think the ugliest piece of coloured vinyl I own is see-through dark red with flecks/blobs of green (also translucent) splattered through it - Man Is The Bastard/Pink Turds In Space split 7". Really it is only matched in unpleasentness by those coloured vinyls I have seen marketted as "shit brown"...

rare schmare. coloured vinyl's better


RARE COLOURED Vinyl 0wnz j00!

I find milk disgusting.

I only drink soy, and even then only in my cereal.

Milk is probably the best non-alcoholic beverage of them all...

Moo?

Milk.

Brilliant milk.

The sun is made of milk.

And it shines so.

Milk.

The moon is made of old milk.

And it shines so.

Milk.

Brilliant milk.

Milk of human kindness.

Milk of magnesia.

Milk.

Brilliant milk.

My ass is made of milk.

And it shines so.

Milk.

..got?

I am drinking some milk right now and God damn if it isn't the best milk I've ever had.

i feel i must bring up the point of who in the hell figured you could get milk out of a cow? was it brilliance that brought us to it or just an idiot who went around squeezing things and drinking whatever came out?

Milk is indeed brilliant. :)

Milk is indeed brilliant.

The modern dairy industry is, however, hideously unpleasent.

The modern dairy industry is, however, hideously unpleasent.
Hideously.

Milk is hard to get right. It has to be aged just so in order to get the proper taste.

Interesring...

Hideously.

Milk is hard to get right. It has to be aged just so in order to get the proper taste.
that would be cheese

lactose intorlerant :(

but soya milk = pants..

so it's milky fun and stomach cramps for me

If you think about it, to drink another species' secretion intended as a food source for its offspring seems well... kinda...

IMMORAL!!!

and grossss....:eek:

Well if you ever feel like eating to death, at least you can!

If you think about it, to drink another species' secretion intended as a food source for its offspring seems well... kinda...

IMMORAL!!!

and grossss....:eek:
that would be the reason most babies are breastfed

Absolutly marvellous but i wonder if there was a time when there was just milk not blue top Homgenised extra cream,less cream,low fat,high fat and goat etc

Absolutly marvellous but i wonder if there was a time when there was just milk not blue top Homgenised extra cream,less cream,low fat,high fat and goat etc
You've never had milk straight from the cow? :eek: :eek: :eek:

I think i have its warm isnt it and creamy......arghhhh

I think i have its warm isnt it and creamy......arghhhh
warm, extremely creamy, very sweet... hmmm milk

Wait!

We could put it in bottles and sell it in packages of six!

ohh ohh ohh and then we could make it like coke you know like carbonated and such oh wait some genius already did that carbonated milk.
Think you could shake it up and spray it at people then they would stink

Wait!

We could put it in bottles and sell it in packages of six!

Brilliant!

Brilliant!
LOL

Without milk, there'd be no chocolate, no creams, no wonderful food sauces, no cheeses, in their splendid and limitless variety...I could go on and on..

I'd like to propose that an effort is funded to find the man or woman who found the Glory of That Which Is Milk, and we give them every bloody medal we can.

I also propose a Center for Milk Research be founded, in which scientists and chefs shall work side by side, perfecting and discovering more milk-related items.

well you can't make a phillps scredriver without milk of magnesia, but i always put coco and java in mine.

even on rooster brand generic cornflakes, made in the little known central american republic of generic.

i guess i grew up in the wrong part of the planet to know about the splitz,
but i remember the surfers and the dead milkmen.

=^^=
.../\...

Without milk, there'd be no chocolate, no creams, no wonderful food sauces, no cheeses, in their splendid and limitless variety...I could go on and on..Erm, chocolate can and is made without milk or even milk products. There a great many excellent suaces without milk, consider leaving France for a minute and travelling to Italy.

Eating FairTrade chocolate makes me feel good about myself.

cheese, yoghurt, custard, coffee, tea, especially custard, cream, double cream, whipped cream, cream in my coffee, custard creams in my coffee, custard tart, manchester tart (with BANANAS in it you sainsburys BASTARDS)

And if you are lactose intolerant, a lot of farts!!!

Absolutly marvellous but i wonder if there was a time when there was just milk not blue top Homgenised extra cream,less cream,low fat,high fat and goat etc

Oh, yes! When I was a little-un I remember the milkman came on horse from one of the farms not too far, and the milk was still warm from the cow.

sigh. Are there places like that left?

Oh, yes! When I was a little-un I remember the milkman came on horse from one of the farms not too far, and the milk was still warm from the cow.

sigh. Are there places like that left?

What are you, 90?

What are you, 90?

A bit more than a third of that. But I'm originally from a less developed country.

I see. Well I'm sure there are many less technologically developed countries where you can get milk straight from the cow. For example, Wales.

Oh, yes! When I was a little-un I remember the milkman came on horse from one of the farms not too far, and the milk was still warm from the cow.

sigh. Are there places like that left?
well in the South Island of New Zealand they still sell it in bottles i think it tastes better

Mmm, Cow Juice.

hmm add warm blood and away you go

Ummm... no, milk here and back home tends to be pretty stupid. I even tried giving my milk an IQ test. It scored 0. :(

Hahaha

BRIIIILLLLLLLIIIIIIIAAAAAANNNNNTTTT!!!!

[How do you do a Mancunian accent in text?]

"I'nt milk brill'nt?"

"I'nt milk brill'nt?"

Ay, chuck, that'd do't.

Of course, none of this will make sense to people who haven't seen The Fast Show. Ne'er mind.

Innit.

Erm, chocolate can and is made without milk or even milk products...

Eww.

Eww.
Ew?

Ew?

Eww!

Eww!
Why?

And I quote "chocolate can and is made without milk or even milk products...".

Sounds...not nice.

And I quote "chocolate can and is made without milk or even milk products...".

Sounds...not nice.
Lost. Chocolate doesn't come from milk...

Indeed.

*chews on a cocoa leaf*

Lost. Chocolate doesn't come from milk...
But it is often used in it

But it is often used in it

Indeed!

Mmm, chocolate.

mmm milk & chocolate

Yes.

Yes.
Back?

No, I'm obviously still banned. :-P

No, I'm obviously still banned. :-P
You never know O.o

7!!!!!!!!!!!! Seven Pages!!!!!!!!!!!!

I gather from your tone that you are somewhat surprised. :D

I gather from your tone that you are somewhat surprised. :D
What makes you say that ;)

What makes you say that ;)

A good question. I'll get back to you with the answer of "what makes me say that" with a 15,000 word essay.

A good question. I'll get back to you with the answer of "what makes me say that" with a 15,000 word essay.
only 15,000 your letting yourself down

Milk is UDDER joy!

Milk is UDDER joy!
theres nothing more dangerous than a loaded pun

only 15,000 your letting yourself down

I have some other projects to take care of and (no offense) this is low on my list of priorities.

fine be that way(jk)

I usualy drink 1 cup of milk each day.
Milk is healty and good if you leg is broken :)

Milk=divine beverage
soy=satan's crap

Does chocolate milk count? Or is it regarded as tainted?

I had pie and milk last night. It was tasty and good.

The stuff gives off a room-clearing stench if you leave it out...
Otherwise, MILK GOOD! Especially milkshakes w/ creamy goodness...

we had no milk in the house yesterday....I was devestated....I had to drink apple juice and 7 UP all day....

we had no milk in the house yesterday....I was devestated....I had to drink apple juice and 7 UP all day....

No-one ever has to drink 7Up.

8 pages!
milk is good, only fresh not that crap that doesnt go off or that low fat shit

I love skimmed milk, but yesterday, I had to have whole milk due to the fact that I had no skimmed...

it was like, half my day's daily fat intake in breakfast :(