NationStates Jolt Archive

"The Republican National Committee announced today that the

Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom.

The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly

reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts

inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects

a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're

actually getting screwed."

Where'd that come from again? I've seen it around before.

LOL. Yes. Where did you find that?

Carful with that joke, it's an antique.

Hmmm, 1992 called, they want their joke back!

Isn't there a statute of limitations on humor?

First time I heard it... I found it funny.

Isn't there a statute of limitations on humor?
limitations on humor? Are you by any chance a mime?

limitations on humor? Are you by any chance a mime?

Don't put me in a box!

Don't put me in a box!
ROFL, I hope the pun was intended

ROFL, I hope the pun was intended

but of course!

but of course!
*applauds Gymoor*

*applauds Gymoor*

I'm speechless

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