NationStates Jolt Archive

Remember the thing you do with Fortune Cookies, where you add "in bed" to the end of the fortune?

I propose, as a way of not going insane with anger at the ridiculous Republican proclamations, that we do the same thing to their slander. For example.

AL Qaeda wants John Kerry...in bed

Republicans send out literature stating that Democrats want to ban the bible...in bed.

Now it's your turn!





...in bed...

I think I should go....to bed.

Making whoopie is nice...in bed.

Republicans said that?

But "in space" is so much more amusing...

Al qaeda wants John Kerry... In SPACE!

Our strategy is succeeding. Four years ago, Afghanistan was the home base of al-Qaida, Pakistan was a transit point for terrorist groups, Saudi Arabia was fertile ground for terrorist fundraising, Libya was secretly pursuing nuclear weapons, Iraq was a gathering threat, and al-Qaida was largely unchallenged as it planned attacks. Today, the government of a free Afghanistan is fighting terror, Pakistan is capturing terrorist leaders, Saudi Arabia is making raids and arrests, Libya is dismantling its weapons programs, the army of a free Iraq is fighting for freedom, and more than three-quarters of al-Qaida's key members and associates have been detained or killed. We have led, many have joined, and America and the world are safer. This progress involved careful diplomacy, clear moral purpose, and some tough decisions. And the toughest came on Iraq. We knew Saddam Hussein's record of aggression and support for terror. We knew his long history of pursuing, even using, weapons of mass destruction. And we know that September 11th requires our country to think differently: We must, and we will, confront threats to America.... IN BED

Hahahaha....oh man, i sure hate republicans.

;) Kerry is a flip flopper....in bed (no wonder Teressa is always smiling....) ;)

people misunderestimate me, in bed

Bush and Cheney discuss homosexuality.....in bed.

Bush spokesman says Bush served honorably...in bed.

Bush spokesman says Bush served honorably...in bed.
Which explains why Laura is always smiling.

McCain, R-Ariz., said Bush was not being "as straight as we would want him to be"...in bed

Bush is the anti-Christ... in bed

Don't be an economic girlie-man...in bed

I did not have a sexual relationship with that woman... in bed

You can not distinguish between Bin-Laden and Saddam... in bed.

I now have the status "Sometimes Deadly"... in bed

The CBS documents were forged by Democratic operatives...in bed

John Kerry laments his 2004 Presidential Election loss...in bed.

You know, Zell Miller, he represents a lot of folks out there who are wondering whether or not it's okay to vote Republican...in bed

We'll transform these systems so all citizens are equipped, prepared, and thus, truly free to make your own choices so you can realize the great promise of America...in bed

Any hopeful society has a growing economy, and I have a plan to keep this economy moving forward...in bed

There's a gap between what he( kerry) promises and what he says he's going to do...in bed

"The story of America is the story of expanding liberty, an ever-widening circle, constantly growing to reach further and include more... in bed."

- Dubya's Acceptance Speech, 2004