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How often do you masturbate? Once a month? Ten times a day? I need to know.

Another question: Would you like to help Lumpy Dog take over the world?
Look at this :sniper:

How often do you masturbate? Once a month? Ten times a day? I need to know.

Another question: Would you like to help Lumpy Dog take over the world?
Look at this :sniper:
To the first question, I don't think it's appropriate for this forum. To the 2nd question. No. The PNAC (http://www.newamericancentury.org/) is already trying ;)

1. More than you or Dubya
2. Stand in line

So is the Demoncratic Progressive Policy Institute (http://www.ppionline.org/ppi_ci.cfm?cp=2&knlgAreaID=450004&subsecid=900020&contentid=252144).
And about 2-3 times a day when I'm alone.

bwahaha...

to answer your question...too much... ;)

Depends. Sometimes 2 or 3 times in a day, sometimes once a week.

Y'know, the mods might not like this...

:fluffle: EVERY HOUR! nah, i'm kidding. this is kind of a frightening subject, yes?

what, this forum is moderated? I honestly would never have guessed.

Y'know, the mods might not like this...

I'm feeling merciful today.

Provided this stays as clean as possible, I'll let it stay.

How often do you masturbate? Once a month? Ten times a day? I need to know.

2-3 times a day

Another question: Would you like to help Lumpy Dog take over the world?

Nope.

2-3 times a day?!
jesus for all that trouble u should actually have sex

I'm feeling merciful today.

Myrthiful?

Depends, when I'm bored and have nothing to do maybe as much as 3 times per day.

During school I crank one out every couple days.

Myrthiful?
that was horrible, i hate you now <_<

Depends. Sometimes 2 or 3 times in a day, sometimes once a week.
same here

Once I got seriosuly bored and di it 6 times within what, 15 minutes?

It started to burn after a while.... *Sigh*

Once I got seriosuly bored and di it 6 times within what, 15 minutes?

It started to burn after a while.... *Sigh*
that's frightening.......must have been REALLY bored

Indeed my friend, indeed. And y'know what I especially hate? You ahve that feelign that you have to pee after you jack off. But you have to wait hours... Upon hours... until you actually can.

*Shudders*

My record is 8 within a day.

Although, by that point, it just kinda twitches, nothing happens.

I believe the Guiness Record is close to 50 though.

I need to know.

Am I the only person who finds this part rather disturbing?

Need to know?

Either:

-He goes to a very odd college and has a paper to write and gather data on.

OR

-He doesn't want to loose a bet against friends.

1-2 times a day, on average. I can do it five times a day (if I'm really in the mood) or only once a week.

I guess it all depends.

Am I the only one that finds that part rather disturbing?

No, after a while, you kind of get used to the internet.

* shakes head at this thread *

I sure as hell am not going to let the NS posters know about my sex life, especially since the free world is already trying to pry into my private life. I'm not volunteering up that information. ;)

Myrthiful?That was horrible. I love you even more than before. :D

If you must know, I am master of my domain.

idk...probably average 4 times a week...it depends...

It depends, really. I do it while I post on the NS forums.









;)

My record is 8 within a day.

Although, by that point, it just kinda twitches, nothing happens.

I believe the Guiness Record is close to 50 though.

-did not need to know-
:headbang:

I don't need to just go and get a girlfriend thats slutty

Question A- Constantly, like, ALL THE TIME, now, even. Nah, maybe once or twice a week.

Question B- Congratulations, I have reported this infraction to High Commander Sheshadri, He has instructed me, his third in command, to quell your silly little rebellion

It depends, really. I do it while I post on the NS forums.









;)
I am really going to be careful what I post from now on. :D

what, this forum is moderated? I honestly would never have guessed.
Yea, i once gave a link to *******, and they banned me from forums for a day, and threatened to delete my nationstates char if i do it again.

As for question one, although most will not believe me, never. I find it to be homosexual, and wrong.

1. depends
2. depends. what'll i get?

I have been masturbating while reading this forum. :D

Once a day, before I go to bed. That's if I didn't have sex with my girlfriend that day. Helps me sleep better.

ahh

Once a day.

I'd love too. When do we start?

As for question one, although most will not believe me, never. I find it to be homosexual, and wrong.

LMFAO! :p


btw, so what's the record here? Anyone beat 8 times a day? I think I'm gonna try to go cold turkey for a couple weeks, then break 10 in one day.

Although last time, my prick never forgave me.

This really should have been a poll...

1. probably averages to 3 times a day. sometimes not at all, but usually at least once. no idea what my record is, i lost count.

2.do we get to wear cool outfits?

Wow, what a deep question. A lot of thought must have went into it. Masturbating isn't that bad if your alone or for some reason need to before sex (I won't go any further with that) but if you masturbate with your friends or something (like what Stan's and Kyle's dads did on South Park) then I see that as gay. How often though for moi, well thats none of your damn business.

1. Once a month, tops..
2. *laughs at your pitiful attempts at world domination*
ahem. No.

About every 3rd day or so

1. If you consider my girlfriend beating me off before we do more important stuff, then I'll have to say at least once a day. Other than that, not much

2. Only if I see profit in doing so...

My friend says he made 15 in a day...but I don't believe him, I want documented proof next time.

Anyone here beat (no pun intended) 8 a day?

I think I matched it when I was a teenager, but I'm in my thirties now with a live-in girlfriend, so if I hit more than once a day, I'm doing well.

I used to do it a lot more often than now.. I think my highest was something like four in a day, but now it's something like once a week or so, tops. Geez I can only imagine how much that guy was hurting after the eighth time.. *shudders*

I don't really have an army with which to help dominate the world with you, but I guess I could kind of be like Canada.. wait.. what do they do again? : P

Like 40,000 times an hour, dude.

I've beaten (hehe) 8 times in one day before. Never counted, but I'm sure I've hit 12. That's 8th grade for you though. Once went about 6 weeks without though... long story. Normally, it's a few times a week, although I go a week or 2 without fairly often.

Whenever.

Who needs an occasion?

How often do you masturbate? Once a month? Ten times a day? I need to know.

Another question: Would you like to help Lumpy Dog take over the world?
Look at this :sniper:

Usually every day, unless I'm away from home. And no, I will not help lumpy dog take over the world.

Daily. Usually once, but it depends upon how much stimulus I have recieved during the day I reckon. Sounds weird, but sometimes I'm in the mood so to speak.
Why is this important to you? Having problems? Or just making sure you don't have problems?

i juz do it evryday

How often do you masturbate? Once a month? Ten times a day? I need to know.

Another question: Would you like to help Lumpy Dog take over the world?
Look at this :sniper:


Anyone else thinks that the second question is because of the first question? A Napoleon complex of sorts?

Anyone else thinks that the second question is because of the first question? A Napoleon complex of sorts?

Short people masturbate more often?

'Bout twice a day. Sometimes only once.

What a bunch of jack offs. Pun perhaps intended.

Wow, someone hit 12 a day?

I must shake your hand...

on second thought, maybe not. ;)


according to world-sex-records.com, one man managed an average of 33 a week for 30 years.

Pfark. Pfark Pfark. Pfark.

never

never
That's sad. *weeps for Legless Pirates*

JE-E-SUS CHRIST! WHAT THE FARK DO YOU MEAN? I NEVER MASTURBATE! LOWER ORGANISMS MASTURBATE- TO DO SO MEANS AN EXESS OF HORMONES, OR AT LEAST A LACK OF SELF-CONTROL! IT MEANS YOU ARE GENETICALLY DISPOSITIONED TO HAVE A HYPERACTIVE SEX DRIVE! PURGE THE GENETICALLY IMPERFECT! DIE! *is drowned out by people stoning to death the genetically imperfect*

That's sad. *weeps for Legless Pirates*
it's not sad. it's groce

Well, since I can still see, don't need glasses, and don't use a Palm-razor, I guess I'm OK. :p

How often do you masturbate? Once a month? Ten times a day? I need to know.

You don't need to know that, but you'd probably get more honest answers if you used a poll.

It depends, but usually between 2 and 10 times a day.

I wonder about the women. One said yes i do it regularly the majority says no never dunnit... Its one of those God's little gifts, why are some ppl not masturbating if they can? :D Anyhow its good for the mood and you blood circulation AND it helps against heartproblems later on in your life.

I wonder about the women. One said yes i do it regularly the majority says no never dunnit... Its one of those God's little gifts, why are some ppl not masturbating if they can? :D Anyhow its good for the mood and you blood circulation AND it helps against heartproblems later on in your life.
I can starve myself to death, should I?

I wonder about the women. One said yes i do it regularly the majority says no never dunnit... Its one of those God's little gifts, why are some ppl not masturbating if they can? :D Anyhow its good for the mood and you blood circulation AND it helps against heartproblems later on in your life.

i find it difficult to believe the majority of women don't...how many girls did you ask? Is it a statistically significant sample of the female population? :D

Jeez, you guys really are a bunch of jerkers... *how come I'm not surprised?;)*

Anyways, the longest that I didn't jerk off was 12 days. And that was only because I was at sea in a small sailboat that offered no privacy. Even the toilet had a little window that anyone who just happened to walk by could look through to see who was there. :eek:

Guess what the first thing I did was when I hit shore! :D

i find it difficult to believe the majority of women don't...how many girls did you ask? Is it a statistically significant sample of the female population? :D

You're right :D no... anyhow I hope you're right, and that they enjoy it from time to time.

it's not sad. it's groce
There are plenty of gross things that happen all the time. Masturbation is one of those few things that can be considered gross, but feels good. :D

That should do it

I don't need to. So here is my advice. Just go and get a girlfriend