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30 Easy Steps to Universal Destuction

Harmonia Mortus
19-09-2004, 19:49
Behold, my truely evil plan to DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!!!!!

1. Assassinate Bill Gates
2. Clone Bill Gates
3. Install remote control in head of clone Bill Gates
4. Have RoboGates assassinate Kerry and Bush
5. Bill Gates uses army of Evil Microsoft Minions to take over US govornment
6. Establish 1984-style superstate
7. Create uberGates worshipping population of zombies
8. Slowly but surely siphon off Earths atmosphere, find some way to contain in within the bounds of North America (now Gatesland)
9. Charge people for fresh air
10. Kill off every third citizen, as well as all politicians
11. Using duct tape create massive pillar of corpses
12. Once corpse-pillar is complete announce that the world now has a half holliday
13. Once world is drunk and stupid unleash hordes of Micro-Piglets
14. Micro-Piglets destroy remaining population
15. Micro-Piglets become Macro-Piglets, then Mega-Piglets
16. Super-Piglets implode, creating black holes that annihilate local area
17. Black holes collapse into each other, forming mega-blackhole
18. God gets pissed off because his bloody physical laws are being screwed with
19. God comes forth in massive wrathfullness, only to be sucked into the sun
20. Sun is sucked into black hole
21. RoboGates laughs manicaly because he now has a monopoly on everything
22. RoboGates laugh destabilizes black hole
23. Black hole reimplodes, then explodes
24. Massive Implexplosion destroys exactly 48/235ths of Universe
25. Eighty two hundred chickens armed with Ak-47's invade the remains of the Universe through space-time rip created by black hole portal thingy
26. Remaining Uber-Piglets fight with Kalashnikov Chickens, resulting in bloody Galactic War for years on end
27. Millions of said Chickens suddenly turn into ice cream, for no real reason
28. Uber Piglets eat icecream and explode
29. Universe gets upset and confused by all this
30. Universe ceases to exist because it is suddenly convinced that its only a figment of its own imagination.
Kleptonis
19-09-2004, 19:53
Did someone forget their medication today?
HC Eredivisie
19-09-2004, 20:01
LOL @ Klep :D
Harmonia Mortus
19-09-2004, 20:07
Did someone forget their medication today?
No...I found some substitutes. I cant seem to remember where though.
Ohhh...look at the pretty colours!
Superpower07
19-09-2004, 20:38
Roflmao