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Liberals!: Post Your Best Baby Recipes

Gymoor
19-09-2004, 00:21
The conservatives have figured us out, so there's no use in hiding anymore.

I personally favor a nice honey mustard glaze on a milk-fed baby. Stuff with apples, onions, tarragon (tarragon and baby is a match made in heaven!) lemon juice and bread crumbs. If possible, moisten stuffing with butter and slow-simmered baby stock. Cook at 325 for 1 hour, apply glaze, then finish off at 425 for 10 minutes for that crispy baby skin everyone loves.
Commie-Pinko Scum
19-09-2004, 00:23
eat The Baby

Sacrifice

Satan Demands Sacrifice

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"asilsdhasjkdfhasjkldhas"


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaat Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Bottle
19-09-2004, 00:24
Best. Topic. Ever.
New Genoa
19-09-2004, 00:25
I like to suck out their brains with a bit of salt on top.
Roachsylvania
19-09-2004, 00:26
Real manly liberals eat their babies raw. Then we go off and have gay orgies, becuase everyone knows all liberals do that.
La Terra di Liberta
19-09-2004, 00:26
I suggested some white flour dipped in bacon fat mixed with a taco from taco bell.
Superpower07
19-09-2004, 00:26
Good god!
Commie-Pinko Scum
19-09-2004, 00:27
eat The Gay Aborted Foetus
La Terra di Liberta
19-09-2004, 00:27
Good god!


What were you expecting?
Chess Squares
19-09-2004, 00:29
i like to eat their delicious baby soul
Commie-Pinko Scum
19-09-2004, 00:29
who's your daddy?
New Genoa
19-09-2004, 00:32
I also like to wrap my baby in an American flag and set it aflame, because we're flag-burning baby-eaters.
Goed
19-09-2004, 00:32
EAT babies? That's horrific and barbaric! I would never do such a thing!




I sacrifice them while chanting "Ia Ia - Cthulhu fhtagn!"
Revolutionsz
19-09-2004, 00:35
who's your daddy?
LOL
Gymoor
19-09-2004, 00:41
I also like to wrap my baby in an American flag and set it aflame, because we're flag-burning baby-eaters.

Just as long as the flag is made of natural fiber. Synthetics would cause pollution, and taint the yummy baby-flesh.
Ashmoria
19-09-2004, 00:42
you make me SICK
liberals do NOT eat babies! what do you think we are, inhuman monsters??

now, if you would like my recipe for kitten pot pie.....
Featherless Biped
19-09-2004, 00:42
Raw. Only way to go
Samarika
19-09-2004, 00:45
you make me SICK
liberals do NOT eat babies! what do you think we are, inhuman monsters??

now, if you would like my recipe for kitten pot pie.....




Conservatives: "That's disgusting...We would NEVER put POT in OUR Kitten Pies...."
Gymoor
19-09-2004, 00:47
Raw. Only way to go

mmmm, goo goo sushi.
The Holy Palatinate
19-09-2004, 00:54
The conservatives have figured us out, so there's no use in hiding anymore.

I personally favor a nice honey mustard glaze on a milk-fed baby. Stuff with apples, onions, tarragon (tarragon and baby is a match made in heaven!) lemon juice and bread crumbs. If possible, moisten stuffing with butter and slow-simmered baby stock. Cook at 325 for 1 hour, apply glaze, then finish off at 425 for 10 minutes for that crispy baby skin everyone loves.
Mmm, sounds good!
However, I personally feel that the best way to eat a baby is baked in clay in a campfire - if you have friends over, add a few potatoes and other root vegetables (okay, I'm normally slack and wrap these in aluminium foil - but the baby needsclay) - and you'll have a meal fit for a king! Wash down with a bottle of red wine and for desert a jelly made from the marrow bone.

Oh, and you're right about the tarragon!
Commie-Pinko Scum
19-09-2004, 00:56
I don't eat babies, I just eat their genitalia while fantasising about fellatio from Reverend Fred Phelps.
Proletarian Continents
19-09-2004, 01:11
Comrades!

We must be more creative about this, let's combine some ideas.

1. Abort fetus (preferably at 8 months 29 days)
2. Get Catholic priest to molest it, making it more tender
3. Wrap in American flag (natural fibers)
4. Slow roast, or, if you're the sushi type, eat raw now!
5. Sacrifice part of the meat to Satan, preferably the genitalia
6. Add other ingredients (potato, taco, whatever you might want)
7. Put is stew?
8. Take out well cooked fetus
9. Eat (however you might want to)
10. Have a massive gay/lesbian orgy, and smoke some pot

I think that's it, anyone want to add anything?

By the way, I just like some tender BABY back ribs, 100% natural baby/fetus
Commie-Pinko Scum
19-09-2004, 01:13
You forgot the manic chanting of "Hail Satan" and daubing of swastikas upon the heaving, sweaty bodies in the homosexual orgy...oh my...
Gymoor
19-09-2004, 01:16
Comrades!

We must be more creative about this, let's combine some ideas.

1. Abort fetus (preferably at 8 months 29 days)
2. Get Catholic priest to molest it, making it more tender
3. Wrap in American flag (natural fibers)
4. Slow roast, or, if you're the sushi type, eat raw now!
5. Sacrifice part of the meat to Satan, preferably the genitalia
6. Add other ingredients (potato, taco, whatever you might want)
7. Put is stew?
8. Take out well cooked fetus
9. Eat (however you might want to)
10. Have a massive gay/lesbian orgy, and smoke some pot

I think that's it, anyone want to add anything?

By the way, I just like some tender BABY back ribs, 100% natural baby/fetus

Ah, you must have read my new cookbook --

Cooking with Fetus: Why Stem Cells Go With Everything
Proletarian Continents
19-09-2004, 01:16
I'm sorry man, oh, and I also forgot the traditional castration with sickle, and head-smashing with hammer.
Commie-Pinko Scum
19-09-2004, 01:17
Communist! Burn him!
Peopleandstuff
19-09-2004, 01:18
who's your daddy?
Actually I'm not sure I recall, although I do remember he was delicious...(must have run out of babies that week)
Samarika
19-09-2004, 01:19
I'm sorry man, oh, and I also forgot the traditional castration with sickle, and head-smashing with hammer.



Republican Commentator: "HAMMER & SICKLE? COMMIE!...Oh, and the baby-eating stuff is wrong too...<turns around, secretly taking bite out of open-faced baby-sandwich>*crunch**crunch**crunch*"
Gymoor
19-09-2004, 01:23
Republican Commentator: "HAMMER & SICKLE? COMMIE!...Oh, and the baby-eating stuff is wrong too...<turns around, secretly taking bite out of open-faced baby-sandwich>*crunch**crunch**crunch*"

Is the sandwich open-faced, or the baby?
The God King Eru-sama
19-09-2004, 01:29
Cooked? Raw? Feh. The only way to eat them is live. It's like playing Operation!
The Northern Utopia
19-09-2004, 01:34
I would recomend the short story/essay "A Modest Proposal" for all of you. Very good read, and it's about baby eating.
Goed
19-09-2004, 01:35
I would recomend the short story/essay "A Modest Proposal" for all of you. Very good read, and it's about baby eating.

Not JUST eating. Baby clothes! xD

Ahhh yes, good ol' Swifte...
Callisdrun
19-09-2004, 01:41
Nuke a gay communist baby seal for Christ.

I personally like my baby meals cooked in a dutch oven, with lots of FRENCH fries on the side.
Therosia
19-09-2004, 01:41
Hhmmm. I didn't know liberals ate babies too. Last time I checked they ate commies for breakfast, socialists for lunch and conservatives as a snack. And afterwards they usually teach their women real love.
This is news too me.
Spoffin
19-09-2004, 02:00
I must be the only one who actually does find this thread kindof nauseating.
Oahinahue
19-09-2004, 02:10
Liberals!: Post Your Best Baby Recipes

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The conservatives have figured us out, so there's no use in hiding anymore.

I personally favor a nice honey mustard glaze on a milk-fed baby. Stuff with apples, onions, tarragon (tarragon and baby is a match made in heaven!) lemon juice and bread crumbs. If possible, moisten stuffing with butter and slow-simmered baby stock. Cook at 325 for 1 hour, apply glaze, then finish off at 425 for 10 minutes for that crispy baby skin everyone loves.

This topic is a totally unoriginal attempt to stir up trouble, or maybe it is a legitimate, all be it, sorry attempt at humor. there was a news story about a christian pastor who was up in arms becuase of this same topic, which he found on a lesbian forum. i am tired of the left vs right entertainment campaign. next topic!
Gymoor
19-09-2004, 02:13
This topic is a totally unoriginal attempt to stir up trouble, or maybe it is a legitimate, all be it, sorry attempt at humor. there was a news story about a christian pastor who was up in arms becuase of this same topic, which he found on a lesbian forum. i am tired of the left vs right entertainment campaign. next topic!

Gee Oahinahue. Let me know when you have a parade so I can return the favor and piss on it.
The God King Eru-sama
19-09-2004, 02:16
*snip*

http://members.rogers.com/dariuszalina/failit.jpg
Kahta
19-09-2004, 02:24
Mods have been alerted.
Samarika
19-09-2004, 02:27
Alerted to what? That some crackpot was offended?
Cogitation
19-09-2004, 02:57
Another Moderator has locked the topic and asked me to review it.

Gymoor: Official Warning - Trolling

Comrades!

We must be more creative about this, let's combine some ideas.

1. Abort fetus (preferably at 8 months 29 days)
2. Get Catholic priest to molest it, making it more tender
3. Wrap in American flag (natural fibers)
4. Slow roast, or, if you're the sushi type, eat raw now!
5. Sacrifice part of the meat to Satan, preferably the genitalia
6. Add other ingredients (potato, taco, whatever you might want)
7. Put is stew?
8. Take out well cooked fetus
9. Eat (however you might want to)
10. Have a massive gay/lesbian orgy, and smoke some pot

I think that's it, anyone want to add anything?

By the way, I just like some tender BABY back ribs, 100% natural baby/fetus
Proletarian Continents: Official Warning - Trolling

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