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The conservatives have figured us out, so there's no use in hiding anymore.

I personally favor a nice honey mustard glaze on a milk-fed baby. Stuff with apples, onions, tarragon (tarragon and baby is a match made in heaven!) lemon juice and bread crumbs. If possible, moisten stuffing with butter and slow-simmered baby stock. Cook at 325 for 1 hour, apply glaze, then finish off at 425 for 10 minutes for that crispy baby skin everyone loves.

eat The Baby

Sacrifice

Satan Demands Sacrifice

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaat Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Best. Topic. Ever.

I like to suck out their brains with a bit of salt on top.

Real manly liberals eat their babies raw. Then we go off and have gay orgies, becuase everyone knows all liberals do that.

I suggested some white flour dipped in bacon fat mixed with a taco from taco bell.

Good god!

eat The Gay Aborted Foetus

Good god!


What were you expecting?

i like to eat their delicious baby soul

who's your daddy?

I also like to wrap my baby in an American flag and set it aflame, because we're flag-burning baby-eaters.

EAT babies? That's horrific and barbaric! I would never do such a thing!




I sacrifice them while chanting "Ia Ia - Cthulhu fhtagn!"

who's your daddy?
LOL

I also like to wrap my baby in an American flag and set it aflame, because we're flag-burning baby-eaters.

Just as long as the flag is made of natural fiber. Synthetics would cause pollution, and taint the yummy baby-flesh.

you make me SICK
liberals do NOT eat babies! what do you think we are, inhuman monsters??

now, if you would like my recipe for kitten pot pie.....

Raw. Only way to go

you make me SICK
liberals do NOT eat babies! what do you think we are, inhuman monsters??

now, if you would like my recipe for kitten pot pie.....




Conservatives: "That's disgusting...We would NEVER put POT in OUR Kitten Pies...."

Raw. Only way to go

mmmm, goo goo sushi.

The conservatives have figured us out, so there's no use in hiding anymore.

I personally favor a nice honey mustard glaze on a milk-fed baby. Stuff with apples, onions, tarragon (tarragon and baby is a match made in heaven!) lemon juice and bread crumbs. If possible, moisten stuffing with butter and slow-simmered baby stock. Cook at 325 for 1 hour, apply glaze, then finish off at 425 for 10 minutes for that crispy baby skin everyone loves.
Mmm, sounds good!
However, I personally feel that the best way to eat a baby is baked in clay in a campfire - if you have friends over, add a few potatoes and other root vegetables (okay, I'm normally slack and wrap these in aluminium foil - but the baby needsclay) - and you'll have a meal fit for a king! Wash down with a bottle of red wine and for desert a jelly made from the marrow bone.

Oh, and you're right about the tarragon!

I don't eat babies, I just eat their genitalia while fantasising about fellatio from Reverend Fred Phelps.

Comrades!

We must be more creative about this, let's combine some ideas.

1. Abort fetus (preferably at 8 months 29 days)
2. Get Catholic priest to molest it, making it more tender
3. Wrap in American flag (natural fibers)
4. Slow roast, or, if you're the sushi type, eat raw now!
5. Sacrifice part of the meat to Satan, preferably the genitalia
6. Add other ingredients (potato, taco, whatever you might want)
7. Put is stew?
8. Take out well cooked fetus
9. Eat (however you might want to)
10. Have a massive gay/lesbian orgy, and smoke some pot

I think that's it, anyone want to add anything?

By the way, I just like some tender BABY back ribs, 100% natural baby/fetus

You forgot the manic chanting of "Hail Satan" and daubing of swastikas upon the heaving, sweaty bodies in the homosexual orgy...oh my...

Comrades!

We must be more creative about this, let's combine some ideas.

1. Abort fetus (preferably at 8 months 29 days)
2. Get Catholic priest to molest it, making it more tender
3. Wrap in American flag (natural fibers)
4. Slow roast, or, if you're the sushi type, eat raw now!
5. Sacrifice part of the meat to Satan, preferably the genitalia
6. Add other ingredients (potato, taco, whatever you might want)
7. Put is stew?
8. Take out well cooked fetus
9. Eat (however you might want to)
10. Have a massive gay/lesbian orgy, and smoke some pot

I think that's it, anyone want to add anything?

By the way, I just like some tender BABY back ribs, 100% natural baby/fetus

Ah, you must have read my new cookbook --

Cooking with Fetus: Why Stem Cells Go With Everything

I'm sorry man, oh, and I also forgot the traditional castration with sickle, and head-smashing with hammer.

Communist! Burn him!

who's your daddy?
Actually I'm not sure I recall, although I do remember he was delicious...(must have run out of babies that week)

I'm sorry man, oh, and I also forgot the traditional castration with sickle, and head-smashing with hammer.



Republican Commentator: "HAMMER & SICKLE? COMMIE!...Oh, and the baby-eating stuff is wrong too...<turns around, secretly taking bite out of open-faced baby-sandwich>*crunch**crunch**crunch*"

Republican Commentator: "HAMMER & SICKLE? COMMIE!...Oh, and the baby-eating stuff is wrong too...<turns around, secretly taking bite out of open-faced baby-sandwich>*crunch**crunch**crunch*"

Is the sandwich open-faced, or the baby?

Cooked? Raw? Feh. The only way to eat them is live. It's like playing Operation!

I would recomend the short story/essay "A Modest Proposal" for all of you. Very good read, and it's about baby eating.

I would recomend the short story/essay "A Modest Proposal" for all of you. Very good read, and it's about baby eating.

Not JUST eating. Baby clothes! xD

Ahhh yes, good ol' Swifte...

Nuke a gay communist baby seal for Christ.

I personally like my baby meals cooked in a dutch oven, with lots of FRENCH fries on the side.

Hhmmm. I didn't know liberals ate babies too. Last time I checked they ate commies for breakfast, socialists for lunch and conservatives as a snack. And afterwards they usually teach their women real love.
This is news too me.

I must be the only one who actually does find this thread kindof nauseating.

Liberals!: Post Your Best Baby Recipes

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The conservatives have figured us out, so there's no use in hiding anymore.

I personally favor a nice honey mustard glaze on a milk-fed baby. Stuff with apples, onions, tarragon (tarragon and baby is a match made in heaven!) lemon juice and bread crumbs. If possible, moisten stuffing with butter and slow-simmered baby stock. Cook at 325 for 1 hour, apply glaze, then finish off at 425 for 10 minutes for that crispy baby skin everyone loves.

This topic is a totally unoriginal attempt to stir up trouble, or maybe it is a legitimate, all be it, sorry attempt at humor. there was a news story about a christian pastor who was up in arms becuase of this same topic, which he found on a lesbian forum. i am tired of the left vs right entertainment campaign. next topic!

This topic is a totally unoriginal attempt to stir up trouble, or maybe it is a legitimate, all be it, sorry attempt at humor. there was a news story about a christian pastor who was up in arms becuase of this same topic, which he found on a lesbian forum. i am tired of the left vs right entertainment campaign. next topic!

Gee Oahinahue. Let me know when you have a parade so I can return the favor and piss on it.

*snip*

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Comrades!

We must be more creative about this, let's combine some ideas.

1. Abort fetus (preferably at 8 months 29 days)
2. Get Catholic priest to molest it, making it more tender
3. Wrap in American flag (natural fibers)
4. Slow roast, or, if you're the sushi type, eat raw now!
5. Sacrifice part of the meat to Satan, preferably the genitalia
6. Add other ingredients (potato, taco, whatever you might want)
7. Put is stew?
8. Take out well cooked fetus
9. Eat (however you might want to)
10. Have a massive gay/lesbian orgy, and smoke some pot

I think that's it, anyone want to add anything?

By the way, I just like some tender BABY back ribs, 100% natural baby/fetus
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