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Those evil Democratic traitor baby-eating libruls are at it again! Yesterday they swarmed upon and killed a little girl in one of their commie-fascist muslim Satanist rallies.

The crowd, whipped into a frenzy by John Kerry's words, "destroy the machinations of capitalism and exterminate the right!," came upon the decent, conservative child and ripped her to pieces.

Local residents heard shrieks coming from the venue. They reported sighting libruls frothing at the mouths, covered in blood. Blood was also flowing out of the building of the rally, into the parking lot and surrounding roads.

The rally ended with John Kerry waving his arms at the sky to call upon the powers of Thor and Satan. The libruls promptly dispersed for a night of killing, assault, self-abuse, vampirism, homosexuality and other forms of immorality.

I was there. It was fun. :D

Cool. Will they be on tour in Europe too?

Those evil Democratic traitor baby-eating libruls are at it again! Yesterday they swarmed upon and killed a little girl in one of their commie-fascist muslim Satanist rallies.

The crowd, whipped into a frenzy by John Kerry's words, "destroy the machinations of capitalism and exterminate the right!," came upon the decent, conservative child and ripped her to pieces.

Local residents heard shrieks coming from the venue. They reported sighting libruls frothing at the mouths, covered in blood. Blood was also flowing out of the building of the rally, into the parking lot and surrounding roads.

The rally ended with John Kerry waving his arms at the sky to call upon the powers of Thor and Satan. The libruls promptly dispersed for a night of killing, assault, self-abuse, vampirism, homosexuality and other forms of immorality.

Yep thats how it is.

Oh, I forgot to mention the part where Kerry introduced his running mate, Saddama bin Laden.

Hey now thats how rumors get started! There was no frothing at the mouth, so thats just exagerating. :p

Oh, I forgot to mention the part where Kerry introduced his running mate, Saddama bin Laden.
no that guys already firmly committed to Bush since theyre secret allies you know

...also now known as Homo Sapiens WITH BRAINS! Anyways, as a Homo Sapien WITH a brain, I can't understand why anyone would vote for Kerry, and remember im watching you. :sniper:

If Bush is re-elected, the Republicans are apparently planning on supporting Jeb George Quayle III in 2008.

...also now known as Homo Sapiens WITH BRAINS! Anyways, as a Homo Sapien WITH a brain, I can't understand why anyone would vote for Kerry, and remember im watching you. :sniper:

What good are those suppoed brains of yours unless you actually use them?

...also now known as Homo Sapiens WITH BRAINS! Anyways, as a Homo Sapien WITH a brain, I can't understand why anyone would vote for Kerry, and remember im watching you. :sniper:
well if you support Bush then your historys biggest sucker

Hey now thats how rumors get started! There was no frothing at the mouth, so thats just exagerating. :p
Uhh, I was frothing just a little.

...also now known as Homo Sapiens WITH BRAINS! Anyways, as a Homo Sapien WITH a brain, I can't understand why anyone would vote for Kerry, and remember im watching you. :sniper:


with brains...voting for bush? that's comical. You should do stand up

Bushs brand of republicanism is militantly anti-intellectual

Ahhh, nothing like a good ok' flame fest. But at least this isn't going off topic xD

Ahhh, nothing like a good ok' flame fest. But at least this isn't going off topic xD

You're attacking my patriotism! Die pinko-scum! You sacrifice babies to summon the Demon Lord of Welfare!

LOL THIS post is by stupid conservatives.





so fun to see what they really think.

You're attacking my patriotism! Die pinko-scum! You sacrifice babies to summon the Demon Lord of Welfare!

**shifty eyes left and right**

Only on mondays...and they're always good, 100% caucasian christian babies.

LOL THIS post is by stupid conservatives.





so fun to see what they really think.

(Ducks as point goes whizzing over Robunistag's head)

I suggest you look up the word "satire".

(Ducks as point goes whizzing over Robunistag's head)

I suggest you look up the word "satire".
Hehe. Wow.... And you were about as subtle as a 9 pound sledge to the nuts.

Bushs brand of republicanism is militantly anti-intellectual
You're the definition of "anti-intellectual"!

Remember kids, libruls are treasonous, pacifist commies who aid terrorists every day. They want to kill Christianity and force you to be a fundamentalist Muslim! You must resist! Vote Republican! The Republican party owns Jesus and if you vote for us you will be protected by Jesus magic!!!1!

God that was better than the last baby eating spree! I just love attacking white anglo saxon protestant americans and stealing their american values as well as their soul! Librals rule! I give my life to the satanic god of social welfare! All hail the mighty democrat satan and his socially progressive ways

You're the definition of "anti-intellectual"!

Remember kids, libruls are treasonous, pacifist commies who aid terrorists every day. They want to kill Christianity and force you to be a fundamentalist Muslim! You must resist! Vote Republican! The Republican party owns Jesus and if you vote for us you will be protected by Jesus magic!!!1!

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...also now known as Homo Sapiens WITH BRAINS! Anyways, as a Homo Sapien WITH a brain, I can't understand why anyone would vote for Kerry, and remember im watching you. :sniper:

As you are a party member and self-professed party supporter... are you a party leader? Otherwise I would say that it takes some requisite brains to allign yourself with any bill of goods/political party, and make its sellers' thoughts your own. And for those of us who do plan to vote for a Bush defeat, we are all so comforted to know that the likes of you are watching us with sniper rifles.

As a party member and self-professed party supporter...
Well, I'm not surprised that you're in the party of Satan. Those cannibals only appeal to atheists, commies, Vikings, pacifists, and terrorists.

A vote for Bush is a vote for Jesus!

When you practise Free Speech, you practise with Hitler!

So damn funny....

But in all seriousness, we have to stop their materialistic, socialist ideals from warping the minds of our children before there young souls are tarnished and they become Satan's playthings and use condoms and birth control and watch football on Sundays!

*CanuckHeaven shows up with a human sized skewer*

Ok I brought the skewer!! Is everyone ready for the BBQ tonight?

Menu:

Main Course:

Bush-ke-bobs a la orange (the agents are bringing the orange)

French fries

Cheney salad (oil and vinegar dressing)

For dessert:

Rumsfilled flambe!!

Recommended beverages:

Wallbanger's Martini Daiquiris (act quickly these disappear quickly)

...also now known as Homo Sapiens WITH BRAINS! Anyways, as a Homo Sapien WITH a brain, I can't understand why anyone would vote for Kerry, and remember im watching you. :sniper:

Unfortunately not enough brains to realize that Homo sapiens is not the plural of Homo sapien...but that's okay I'll forgive you, you obviously don't learn much about the real world through that sniper scope :p

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LOL @ Republican Jesus


(Vote for 733t h4x0rs)

*CanuckHeaven shows up with a human sized skewer*

Ok I brought the skewer!! Is everyone ready for the BBQ tonight?

Menu:

Main Course:

Bush-ke-bobs a la orange (the agents are bringing the orange)

French fries

Cheney salad (oil and vinegar dressing)

For dessert:

Rumsfilled flambe!!

Recommended beverages:

Wallbanger's Martini Daiquiris (act quickly these disappear quickly)

Sweet! Hook me up with a slice of that Bush-ke-bob a la orange! Agent orange goes with EVERYTHING!

*CanuckHeaven shows up with a human sized skewer*

Ok I brought the skewer!! Is everyone ready for the BBQ tonight?

Menu:

Main Course:

Bush-ke-bobs a la orange (the agents are bringing the orange)

French fries

Cheney salad (oil and vinegar dressing)

For dessert:

Rumsfilled flambe!!

Recommended beverages:

Wallbanger's Martini Daiquiris (act quickly these disappear quickly)


The nice thing about Bush meat is that it's already marinated...

The rally ended with John Kerry waving his arms at the sky to call upon the powers of Thor and Satan. The libruls promptly dispersed for a night of killing, assault, self-abuse, vampirism, homosexuality and other forms of immorality.

Hey, Whats so bad about Vampirism? And Why the hell do republicans hate Gays? And i dont think that the democrats are THAT crazy.

Speaking of gays ... a great idea to solve the "crisis" of abortion and sex education got came to me.

Buttsex. Kerry should run on a platform of buttsex.

Sweet! Hook me up with a slice of that Bush-ke-bob a la orange! Agent orange goes with EVERYTHING!
You need to be careful that you don't overdose, as it can cause terminal flip flopping.

The nice thing about Bush meat is that it's already marinated...
Good one!! :D

Speaking of gays ... a great idea to solve the "crisis" of abortion and sex education got came to me.

Buttsex. Kerry should run on a platform of buttsex.
Buttsex! I know who I'm voting for! :D

...also now known as Homo Sapiens WITH BRAINS! Anyways, as a Homo Sapien WITH a brain, I can't understand why anyone would vote for Kerry, and remember im watching you. :sniper:

I wouldn't make violent threats if I were you. You leave an awful lot of electronic traces for someone supposedly doing the watching.

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Tactical Grace
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A vote for secularism is a vote for mandatory Satanism!

This thread is more popular than the thread it was making fun of! :D

OMGLOL that's funny.

I don't understand how America only has two candidates. At least here in Oz, if we think both major parties are run by morons, we can vote for a random little party that would be just as bad if they won, but aren't going to, so it's safe to vote for them to demonstrate how much you hate whoever won :P

I don't know much about Kerry, but yeah, "bush is a moron, howard is a puppet" is a pretty common, if somewhat simplistic, viewpoint around here. I mean hell, look at all the Bush-isms! What other president got his name attached to quotes of stupidity?

Will these guys tour Europe? I'm thinking something with Alice Cooper maybe?

I wish I was American, then I could vote for the Democrats.

OMGLOL that's funny.

I don't understand how America only has two candidates. At least here in Oz, if we think both major parties are run by morons, we can vote for a random little party that would be just as bad if they won, but aren't going to, so it's safe to vote for them to demonstrate how much you hate whoever won :P

I don't know much about Kerry, but yeah, "bush is a moron, howard is a puppet" is a pretty common, if somewhat simplistic, viewpoint around here. I mean hell, look at all the Bush-isms! What other president got his name attached to quotes of stupidity?


they have many parties, like us in Australia, but I'm not sure they have a preferential system... Eh.

I think Bill Clinton got one
"I did not have sexual relations with Monika Lewinsky"

they have many parties, like us in Australia, but I'm not sure they have a preferential system... Eh.

I think Bill Clinton got one
"I did not have sexual relations with Monika Lewinsky"
That wasn't really a bushism but a flat out lie. A Bushism requires it to be a mistake from just plain stupidity.

A Bushism requires it to be a mistake from just plain stupidity.
It is also a requirement that the holy words of a Bushism be said by our infallible saviour, George W. Bush.

Hmm....

Well, I'm a conservative, but I'm intelligent. I don't like Bush because he flip-flops, he is giving aid to illegal aliens instead of shutting down the borders, and he is not conducting Iraq correctly (in other words, he cares too much about appeasing everyone).

I don't like Bush much, but the alternative is much worse.

Unfortunately, these boards are infested with RDDB's. I do not venture out into hell (aka, General forum) very often because if I say one good word about conservatism, 354554465476436547645357 "liberals" will swoop down and attack me personally, and frankly, I don't have the time for that.

And yes, I put liberals in quotes for a reason.

And does anyone want a cyber apple? They're cheap. :)

Are they good throwing apples? :)

As long as you don't throw them at me, yes. ;)
I'll take 50! :D

Are they good throwing apples? :)

As long as you don't throw them at me, yes. ;)

Well, I'm not surprised that you're in the party of Satan. Those cannibals only appeal to atheists, commies, Vikings, pacifists, and terrorists.

A vote for Bush is a vote for Jesus!

I'm a Viking and I take offense to being thrust into the same category as pacifists :gundge:

LOL @ Snowboarding Maniacs.

It is fifty cents a dozen, btw.

*gives Derscon $25 and takes apples*

Hehehe, now we can go apple the little girls to death at the Kerry rallies. :D