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I hate Crabcake Baba Ganoush. The man obviously is mixed up. You see, I am the self appointed King of Lobsters and if you happen to go to Osseo High School in Minnesota, every time the word Lobster showed up you'd either see a mental picture of me, or a lobster that I have drawn.

The "Crab" is only good for eating whereas the Lobster is fun to play with.

The "Crab" is dumb, Lobsters are smart.

"Crabs" eat poop. Lobsters dine on the meat of their enemies.

"Crabs" get boiled and go to hell, Lobsters get boiled and go to Val Halla

Lobsters are Great Lobster Lobster Lobster :mad: < Red like Lobster

I agree lobsters are superior to all animals except people. When will they give lobsters lungs so we have have lobster hunting on land.

I agree lobsters are superior to all animals except people. When will they give lobsters lungs so we have have lobster hunting on land.

Lobster Hunting? That's just stupid. The part about Lobster superiority is cool though.

I'm going to be the first human to succesfully breed with a Lobster. I'll name hime Namor. (guess the reference)

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Bah, I already killed off the self appointed god of all lobsters and his fellowship, what makes you think that I can’t defeat a king? I have thwarted countless assassination attempts by the worlds most deadliest gerbil assassins. Gopher gang bangers couldn’t match firepower with my devastating arsenal. The Libo-Cons fear me. Sniper Penguins, forget about them. So tell me, what do you got other than fabrications and attempts at insults?

Actually brine shrimp and crayfish are better. Especially Brineshrimp.

Lobsters fear Butterman!!

Lobsters are delicious.

I'm allergic to lobsters! Lobsters suck :sniper:

Genetically lobsters are essentially aquatic cockroaches.

Insects.
Bugs.


That tells us quite alot.

But tasty bugs, eh? I mean, who am I to bark at them? Its not easy being a spider.

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Bah, I already killed off the self appointed god of all lobsters and his fellowship, what makes you think that I can’t defeat a king? I have thwarted countless assassination attempts by the worlds most deadliest gerbil assassins. Gopher gang bangers couldn’t match firepower with my devastating arsenal. The Libo-Cons fear me. Sniper Penguins, forget about them. So tell me, what do you got other than fabrications and attempts at insults?

Hahahahahahahahaha Lies. The God of Lobsters was a false prophet! I would've destroyed him myself if I wasn't too busy enlisting the aid of the spider kingdom. Soon the crabs will fall and lose their already dwindling buit of sea. Our army is much more exstensive FOOL!

I've never had lobsters, but they can't be any worse than crabs.

Actually brine shrimp and crayfish are better. Especially Brineshrimp.

Savage! :p

I'm allergic to lobsters! Lobsters suck :sniper:


Sodomite die.

Sodomite die.
Funny

Achoo
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About 1 in every 4 million lobsters is born blue instead of red.

About 1 in every 4 million lobsters is born blue instead of red.
They're born brown dude, boiled to red. :mad: <boiling angry

They're born brown dude, boiled to red. :mad: <boiling angrySorry dude, I'm a little colour blind - they always looked red when they were swimming at the oceanarium to me. I stand corrected. ;)

Anyway, the fact remains - about 1 in every 4 million lobsters are born bright blue instead of the more regular colour. I believe it's a genetic quirk that has existed for millions of years.

Sorry dude, I'm a little colour blind - they always looked red when they were swimming at the oceanarium to me. I stand corrected. ;)

Anyway, the fact remains - about 1 in every 4 million lobsters are born bright blue instead of the more regular colour. I believe it's a genetic quirk that has existed for millions of years.

Those are prophets or trueblood royal family. :eek: < Royal :mad: < Regular

Speaking of blood - lobsters (and other crustaceans) have bluish-green blood instead of red, because it carries copper, instead of the iron found in mammalian blood...

Speaking of blood - lobsters (and other crustaceans) have bluish-green blood instead of red, because it carries copper, instead of the iron found in mammalian blood...
You know, I've always heard that human blood is blue until it gets out of your body, but I don't buy into that... If that were true, the blood they extract from you when they take your blood would be blue as well since it isn't reacting with any chemicals in the atmosphere.

Hahahahahahahahaha Lies. The God of Lobsters was a false prophet! I would've destroyed him myself if I wasn't too busy enlisting the aid of the spider kingdom. Soon the crabs will fall and lose their already dwindling buit of sea. Our army is much more exstensive FOOL!
You would enlist the barking spiders? You fiend. That constitutes as chemical warfare. Only somebody unsure of the ability of their own troops and abilities would use such a tactic.

I thought Blibdoolpoolp was the god(dess) of lobsters?

I thought Blibdoolpoolp was the god(dess) of lobsters?
:eek: Sweet Jesus, such a thing exists. :eek:

You know, I've always heard that human blood is blue until it gets out of your body, but I don't buy into that... If that were true, the blood they extract from you when they take your blood would be blue as well since it isn't reacting with any chemicals in the atmosphere.

Actually blood is bright red when infused with oxygen (leaving the lungs), and a dark red (almost brown) when returning to the lungs.

I think the reason people think it is blue is because that is the color your veins take when blood is flowing through them, but that is just a guess on my part.

Lobster Hunting? That's just stupid. The part about Lobster superiority is cool though.

I'm going to be the first human to succesfully breed with a Lobster. I'll name hime Namor. (guess the reference)

Marvel's Submariner, perhaps?

Lobster is superior.... with melted butter or in bisque.

I'm going to be the first human to succesfully breed with a Lobster. http://www.bigstonehead.net/images/lobsterboy.jpg

Lobsters are delicious.

with lots of garlic butter.. Mmmmm! :)

defend our pinchy clawed breathren join the lobster liberation front
http://spies.com/~gus/lobster/