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From now till the day I shall die I will Bump this Bump thread as this is my job as The Bump.

This Bump thread is also a detication to all the bumps out there that keep threads alive in all there glory.

Today on this Bump Septemeber 17, 2004

1630: English Puritans led by John Winthrop establish a settlement on the Shawmut peninsula in the Massachusetts Bay Colony. The settlement is later named Boston, after the town of Boston in Lincolnshire, England.

1787: At the close of the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the delegates sign the new Constitution of the United States.

1796: U.S. president George Washington gives his Farewell Address, in which he declines to stand for a third term as president and warns the new nation to avoid entanglements with foreign governments.

1862: At Antietam, one of the bloodiest battles of the American Civil War, Union troops led by General George McClellan halt the northward drive of General Robert E. Lee's Confederate army.

1978: Egyptian president Anwar al-Sadat and Israeli prime minister Menachem Begin agree on the Camp David accords, the first peace agreements between Israel and an Arab neighbor.

2003: New York Stock Exchange chairman Richard Grasso resigns his post due to controversy surrounding his compensation, estimated at $140 million.

Born Today.

Marquis de Condorcet, philosopher and statesman (1743)

Hank Williams, country singer and songwriter (1923)

Maureen Connolly, tennis player (1934)

Rube Foster, baseball player and executive (1879)

Orlando Cepeda, baseball player (1937)

Phil Jackson, basketball player and coach (1945)

*bump*

**superbump**

Isn't this spam?

"From now till the day I shall die..." or deated.

**superbump**

Isn't this spam?

*bump**bump**bump**bump**bump**bump**bump**bump**bump*
*bump**bump**bump**bump**bump**bump**bump**bump*bump*
*bump**bump**bump**bump**bump**bump**bump**bump**bump*

Bump

*has a boner*
*walks into wall*
*bumps cock into wall*

Bumpo

*sticks bumper stickers in the room*

*stands up too quickly and *BUMPS* head

+1

If I made this topic, it would have been locked a while ago. Damn mods.

+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 +1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 +1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 +1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 +1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 +1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 +1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 +1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 +1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1

+1

Bump

I'll bump your mom's thread...

I'd just like to say hi to TheBump. It is my mission to annoy people who are spammers. While I don't consider you a spammer (yet), and I get the point (I think). Hows about an informal alliance.

No More Spam.

If I made this topic, it would have been locked a while ago. Damn mods.
No, when you made 20 topics like this, they would have all been locked. Damn spammers.

+1

:gundge: Taste the rath of my SuperDuberUberLuger ray gun

and a Bump

and no im not spamming im blessing you with knowledge.

1++

Bump: Gives user +1 in all post counts.

Humpy BUMPty sat on a wall...

Humpty BUMPty had a great fall...

Long ago, I learned the ancient zen technique of bumping without bumping. :)

Post count climbing, and climbing, and....
BUMP!

Wow, I just realized I've posted more than 25 times today. Somebody remind me to get a life come Monday.

You found a BUMP:

+1 post count
+3 damage
+1 defense
+15 HP
+10 MP

-4 intelligence
-3 agility
-2 charisma

http://fotofon.cathexes.net/archives/bump01.jpg

Give me a B
Give me a U
Give me a M
Give me a P

AND WHAT DO YOU GET?
A LOT OF LETTERS!

B to the izzUMP!!!

+1

Super Style Special Move... Bump!!!!!!!!!

I am become bump, destroyer of threads.

bump wigga fo shizzle