Teresa Heinz-Kerry Secret is OUT!
Photographic evidence that Teresa Heinz-Kerry is actually Dustin Hoffman in drag!
Face it - you never see Teresa and Dustin Hoffman together! This may be why Kerry is so soft on gay marriage - he's in a secret one of his own! (Or at very best his wife LOOKS like a man dressed as a woman - Though the photo evidence is damning.)
Many extreme liberal news organzations have come out claiming the accusations are false. CBS has declared that they consider it accurate until it is proven otherwise.
Biff Pileon
16-09-2004, 14:22
Photographic evidence that Teresa Heinz-Kerry is actually Dustin Hoffman in drag!
Face it - you never see Teresa and Dustin Hoffman together! This may be why Kerry is so soft on gay marriage - he's in a secret one of his own! (Or at very best his wife LOOKS like a man dressed as a woman - Though the photo evidence is damning.)
Many extreme liberal news organzations have come out claiming the accusations are false. CBS has declared that they consider it accurate until it is proven otherwise.
She is one ugly woman. Then again, she married a gargoyle.
Dustin Hoffman is too good for him
Kleptonis
16-09-2004, 14:44
Now that I think about it, maybe the mods are actually poltical extremists, like Michael Moore or Rush Limbaugh. After all, you never seen them together either!
I could even be Saddam! I've never seen myself standing with him...
Hmm, maybe Dustin Hoffman is Saddam!
She is one ugly woman. Then again, she married a gargoyle.
you think with a billion dollars she could get a good a hairdresser, a makeup artists, a plastic surgeon or something to make her face stop looking like an old catchers mitt when she smiles.
The Black Forrest
16-09-2004, 18:03
Now what was all this talk about libs always resort to the personal insult?
I realise the orginal poster was attempting a joke but the other comments......
The God King Eru-sama
16-09-2004, 18:04
Hannity and Colmes are the Olsen twins!
Kryozerkia
16-09-2004, 18:05
Hannity and Colmes are the Olsen twins!
Who and who?? :confused:
The Mycon
17-09-2004, 01:06
I'm from Pittsburgh, so all I can only say one thing.
You never noticed?
Err, two things. I get free pizza and a free T-shirt whenever one of them hold a rally on campus. If I had more pants, I'd only have to do laundry when it gets too cold out to avoid socks, and I could live without buying a meal until election day, thanks to Heinz Ketchup.
Tuesday Heights
17-09-2004, 01:31
Photographic evidence that Teresa Heinz-Kerry is actually Dustin Hoffman in drag!
Wow. I needed a good laugh today, and lo and behold, NS gave it to me; thanks!
Update : Dan Rather has announced today that he has documentation that shows Dusting Hoffman is actually NOT Tootsie.