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Express your love for pie in an appropriately prepared medium!

I had a wonderful day last month. Breakfast was cherry pie. Lunch was cherry pie. I had a small dinner of cherry pie, but I had cherry pie for desert an hour later.

I think i appreciate pie the same as that cloaked feller from Twin Peaks.

I had a wonderful day last month. Breakfast was cherry pie. Lunch was cherry pie. I had a small dinner of cherry pie, but I had cherry pie for desert an hour later.

Get lost, pie hater!!

Get lost, pie hater!!

I am very confused...

I am very confused...
:D ;)

Will someone please explain the internet obsession with pie?!?!

Frankly, you pie-ists make me sick. Pie is an affront against God. Did Adam and Eve eat pie in the Garden of Eden? No! And if they didn't have pie, logically they must have had cake. So, to extrapolate further, if you like pie, you're going to hell. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, but really, you should have known. I mean, it's right there in the bible, for crying out loud. And even though I hate you and your disgusting, pie-loving ways, I'll pray for your soul. Amen.

Will someone please explain the internet obsession with pie?!?!

Frankly, you pie-ists make me sick. Pie is an affront against God. Did Adam and Eve eat pie in the Garden of Eden? No! And if they didn't have pie, logically they must have had cake. So, to extrapolate further, if you like pie, you're going to hell. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, but really, you should have known. I mean, it's right there in the bible, for crying out loud. And even though I hate you and your disgusting, pie-loving ways, I'll pray for your soul. Amen.
I strongly disagree. They didn't have pie, right, they had an apple and that became the Original Sin, right? So they should have had pie! Pie is salvation!! Come on, how can you be so blind? You're going to go to Hell!!

Will someone please explain the internet obsession with pie?!?!

Frankly, you pie-ists make me sick. Pie is an affront against God. Did Adam and Eve eat pie in the Garden of Eden? No! And if they didn't have pie, logically they must have had cake. So, to extrapolate further, if you like pie, you're going to hell. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, but really, you should have known. I mean, it's right there in the bible, for crying out loud. And even though I hate you and your disgusting, pie-loving ways, I'll pray for your soul. Amen.

BURN THE WITCH!!! HERITIC! UNBELIEVER!! CAKE LOVER!

I strongly disagree. They didn't have pie, right, they had an apple and that became the Original Sin, right? So they should have had pie! Pie is salvation!! Come on, how can you be so blind? You're going to go to Hell!!

They should have made apple pie. God damned the dirty sinners!

I don't know why I even try to hold an intelligent debate with you people.



:P

You're looking for an intelligent debate on a thread about pie? Come on! Be silly!

SILLY!!! :D :eek: :eek: :D

I strongly disagree. They didn't have pie, right, they had an apple and that became the Original Sin, right? So they should have had pie! Pie is salvation!! Come on, how can you be so blind? You're going to go to Hell!!

I don't know why I even try to hold an intelligent debate with you people.



:P

I don't know why I even try to hold an intelligent debate with you people.



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I feel sad for you. Not only you keep your false beliefs, but you even want to spread it and corrupt the faithful and true believers on the Salvation Through Pie-eating.

But the Big-Pie-in-the-Sky loves you too, and will forgive your sins if you repent.

Cake is the ultimate sin, f00!

Cake or Death?!

They should have made apple pie. God damned the dirty sinners!


No, no, no! That would have been the worst thing they could have done. PIE IS A SIN! And if the apple was tempting on its own, think of what apple pie would have been like. Hot, steamy filling...flaky crust...a golden brown lattice top...

Now look what you made me do! I'm thinking about pie!

*Puts on her hair shirt*

Im an atheist.

There is no pie.

Right now I crave banana cream pie with a lightly toasted meringue, and just a dash of cinnamon and sugar on top. Oh, some vanilla wafers on the side.

Not that I wouldn't absolutely love some pumpkin pie with a heap of whipped cream.

Or hot crumb crust apple pie with plenty of cinnamon and sugar, and a big scoop of french vanilla ice cream.

This is a serious matter! Pie is corrupting today's youth. Look at the way the media glamorizes pie. They show it on tv as if pie-eating is a perfectly acceptable lifestyle choice. I'm here to tell ya, brother, it's not! I mean, sure, a lot of people experiment with pie in their youth (uh, not me, of course, but some people), but now matter how good it feels, pie is a sin. Period.
You're just trying to put us down, man. Let us live the way we want, dude. Power to the pie people!

Im an atheist.

There is no pie.
Prove it! HA! Gotcha!!! I can prove there is pie!!! I experienced pie, believe it or not!!!

You're looking for an intelligent debate on a thread about pie? Come on! Be silly!

SILLY!!! :D :eek: :eek: :D


This is a serious matter! Pie is corrupting today's youth. Look at the way the media glamorizes pie. They show it on tv as if pie-eating is a perfectly acceptable lifestyle choice. I'm here to tell ya, brother, it's not! I mean, sure, a lot of people experiment with pie in their youth (uh, not me, of course, but some people), but now matter how good it feels, pie is a sin. Period.

You're just trying to put us down, man. Let us live the way we want, dude. Power to the pie people!

Yeah, yeah. Get a haircut, kid.

A true pieist (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm)

Pieists Holy Bible (http://pie.allrecipes.com/)

Discover your inner pie (http://quizme.stvlive.com/pie/quiz.php)

Yeah, yeah. Get a haircut, kid.

I can't afford one. I spend every cent feeding my addiction for pie.

I need help.

I can't afford one. I spend every cent feeding my addiction for pie.

I need help.

<Flutters in and opens her trenchcoat>

Pssst! Hey, kid. Wanna buy a pie?

<Flutters in and opens her trenchcoat>

Pssst! Hey, kid. Wanna buy a pie?

Whatcha got?

Whatcha got?

Lessee...blueberry...cherry...I got custard, but it'll cost ya.

Lessee...blueberry...cherry...I got custard, but it'll cost ya.

uh.... I... can't really pay... with money... if you get my drift...

uh.... I... can't really pay... with money... if you get my drift...


Do I look like some kind of pie pimp? Scram, ya freeloader.

Do I look like some kind of pie pimp?

You did pretty much flash your pie right at me...

You did pretty much flash your pie right at me...


Touche!

<Awards Arcadian Mists 1 million points (redeemable at Walgreen's) for his fine retort.>

Touche!

<Awards Arcadian Mists 1 million points (redeemable at Walgreen's) for his fine retort.>

Sweet!

I'll three apple pies. For these I will exchange an expired bus pass.

Here's something to debate:

Was pie there from the beginning or has it evolved from new cooking techniques?

I think that pie has been there from the start. Something that tastes so good could never have been first made by human hands.

Here's something to debate:

Was pie there from the beginning or has it evolved from new cooking techniques?

I think that pie has been there from the start. Something that tastes so good could never have been first made by human hands.

It was here before the start... you know that line that goes "In the beginning, God created the Heaven and the Earth..."? What do you think God was eating when He was pondering whether to create anything or not? ;)

O_o

I used to favour cake. but a couple of brave creatures showed me the error of my ways.
Thank you Weebl, thank you Bob! you have saved my soul!!!


http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm

Wow! A thread dedicated to MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I know, you all love me, so here's some loving for you: WARNING, X-RATED

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Strawberry Rhubarb is the only real pie. All other pies are false pies.

Express your love for pie in an appropriately prepared medium!
In an appropriately prepared medium what?

I love pies, but not with whole wheat crust.

Here's something to debate:

Was pie there from the beginning or has it evolved from new cooking techniques?

I think that pie has been there from the start. Something that tastes so good could never have been first made by human hands.

I believe that pie was there from the beginning but it only became a truly scrumptious meal with the evolution of the chicken.

In an appropriately prepared medium what?



Pie, of course. ;)

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Was pie there from the beginning or has it evolved from new cooking techniques?

In the beginning, God created PIE, he then created heven and earth, so that there might be a place in which to eat pie.
And God said "Let there be light!" And there was light to see the PIE with.
And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth, so that more pies might be made: and it was so.
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them bake and enjoy PIE, so that they might be happy!
Then the Lord God said, "Man is not a good baker; I will make him a helper as his partner." So out of the ground the Lord God formed every animal of the field and every bird of the air, and brought them to the man to see what he would call them; and whatever the man called every living creature, that was its name. The man gave names to all cattle, and to the birds of the air, and to every animal of the field; but for the man there was not found a helper as his partner. So the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and he slept; then he took one of his ribs and closed up its place. And the rib that the Lord God had taken from the man he made into a woman and brought her to the man. Then the man said,
"This at last is bone of my bones
and flesh of my flesh;
this one shall be called Woman,
for she will make great pies!"

In short, PIE was there from the beginning

I like pie!

And so does Hugh Neutron!

Who Neutron?

Coconut cream PIE MMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Chocolate pie MMMMMMMMM. Apple cherry, lemon, key lime, and peach.

Racist.

Have you hugged a pie today? :D

No, but I'll try it. :D

Pie goes well with gravy :D

*Sets up a booth showing graphic photos of the horrors of pie-baking.*

*Sets up a booth showing graphic photos of the horrors of pie-baking.*

How could you, after all pie has done for you :mad:

This is disgusting. Pie is just an excuse for casual, meaningless snacking.

*Waves a placard showing crushed, oozing fruits*

Pie is murder!

Pie + chili sauce. :cool:

This is disgusting. Pie is just an excuse for casual, meaningless snacking.

*Waves a placard showing crushed, oozing fruits*

Pie is murder!
Those fruits have died for the greater good of the world! How dare you mock them!

Liar! Those fruits fled!

Those fruits have been bashed, blended, and beaten to help us have pie. That has to be the greatest service someone can do to their country. Did they flee as I put them in the bowl? Did they flee as I put them in the oven inside of the pie crust? Did they flee as I chewed the pie?

No.

Exactly.

Actually posted by Queen Stefini of Crystal Ireland, but New Exodus was still logged on...

One pie to rule them all!!!!!! And that pie is...key lime pie!!!

Lemon Meringue is superior.

Scotch Pie is the king of pies.

Mmm Pie. Do you have any Guiness at all?

Pie... How much do I love the... let me count the ways.
Apple
Banana Cream
Mango
Strawberry
Peach
Lemon Merangue
Strawberry cream
Chocolate
Chocolate Haupia
Ice Cream
Pizza (pizza pie)
Damn... Hungry now... must go eat...

Oh my.

Pie rocks my world.

I had some for Thanksgiving. Pumpkin and French Silk.

ohmygod it was good.

Pumpkin pie is nasty! I only like Key Lime and Chocolate pies!!! *glomps random pie-plushies*