NationStates Jolt Archive

Little David was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up : fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor,
lawyer, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him
about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy
and make love with him for money. "

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask
him "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Republican National Committee to
re-elect George Bush, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of
the other kids."

(I'm not even going to bother saying "No Flaming" because I know it's going to happen anyway. I just thought this was funny)

That was funny! :D

Now that's what I call a good joke.

Now that's what I call a good joke.

Yeap. And one thing I do agree with you about Letila, is Bush. I sure hope he doesn't win this election.

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his
talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George
asks him what his name is. "Bob".

"And what is your question, Bob?"

"I have 3 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And

Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK,
where were we? Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks
him what his name is. "Steve"

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?

And fifth, where is "Bob?"


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