37 Reasons why the Land of Forn sucks
Harmonia Mortus
15-09-2004, 15:11
Yeah, were talking about you, you dirty Forners :P
1. Funny accents
Legless Pirates
15-09-2004, 15:11
2. Nobody knows who they are
Luckdonia
15-09-2004, 21:29
who/what?
Harmonia Mortus
16-09-2004, 01:11
Forn, you know, that one place across the ocean, they have funny food there and speak that one wierd language, they keep complaining about stuff.
Spookistan and Jakalah
16-09-2004, 01:12
Their women don't shave. Gross!
Teh ninjas
16-09-2004, 01:13
Forn? Is that like secret code talk
Harmonia Mortus
16-09-2004, 01:20
*laughs at those who dont get it*
And they smell funny! Dont forget that.
The Mycon
16-09-2004, 01:28
Lutefisk.
CthulhuFhtagn
16-09-2004, 02:14
The Forners don't take showers.
Tennesee Fans
16-09-2004, 02:38
The womens cheast always sag
Harmonia Mortus
16-09-2004, 03:24
Nah, if the Forners have one thing, its hot women.
Even if they dont shave and/or shower...
Luckdonia
16-09-2004, 21:17
The land of WHAT NOW?
Harmonia Mortus
16-09-2004, 21:45
The Land of Forn, you know, where the forigners are.
The Mycon
17-09-2004, 01:00
One thing I will say for 'em, though, is that they don't have fat people like we have them here. Out in Forn, I've seen one fat person who wasn't a tourist, and it was firm fat, held tight to their bodies. 'Merkin fat shakes and jiggles. Almost explains why they don't see "fat" as that bad a thing over in Forn.
Their hotel rooms are tiny & overpriced out in Forn, though.
Harmonia Mortus
17-09-2004, 01:55
Indeed, cramming four people into a space the size of the average bathroom is a crime against nature and tourism.
They're rude to tourists... Not like Balduria...
Baldurians are on the whole very nice and helpful...
Iakeokeo
17-09-2004, 02:27
"Forno" is,... well,... full of just plain old ugly people.
The national industry, Fornication, is in shambles because of a desperate shortage of "nerz" to produce their major national product, "forn-nerz".
Luckdonia
17-09-2004, 17:02
I get it -Forners=foreigners!
Harmonia Mortus
18-09-2004, 01:03
Clever clever. You should be a professor :P