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Does anyone know how Bush tried to kill Kitty Kelley?

MKULTRA
15-09-2004, 06:54
Someone said it in an AOL chatroom and left before I could find out how--does anyone know anything about this?
Goed
15-09-2004, 06:56
This is a joke, right?

Right?

.....please?
Incertonia
15-09-2004, 06:59
Maybe they engaged in a battle of the wits, like Vizzini and Westley, but neither built up an addiction to iocane powder.
MKULTRA
15-09-2004, 07:02
This is a joke, right?

Right?

.....please?
if it is its a really bad one--I do know that Bush tried to kill Valarie Plame the CIA agent cause her husband criticized him-but I just heard about this attempt on Kelleys life just now
MKULTRA
15-09-2004, 07:03
Maybe they engaged in a battle of the wits, like Vizzini and Westley, but neither built up an addiction to iocane powder.
LOL
Lunatic Goofballs
15-09-2004, 07:16
Maybe he tried to poison her hair bleach. :)
Panhandlia
15-09-2004, 07:18
if it is its a really bad one--I do know that Bush tried to kill Valarie Plame the CIA agent cause her husband criticized him-but I just heard about this attempt on Kelleys life just now
CORRECTION: RedArrow "thinks" Bush tried to kill Plame. Joe Wilson (Plame's husband) has been shown to be lying about...well, pretty much everything.
MKULTRA
15-09-2004, 07:21
Maybe he tried to poison her hair bleach. :)
but she has the face of a natural blonde
Amerigo
15-09-2004, 07:23
Someone said it in an AOL chatroom and left before I could find out how--does anyone know anything about this?
Dear lord! Someone in an AOL chatroom no less!!!

Is that where all your sources come from?
Incertonia
15-09-2004, 07:28
CORRECTION: RedArrow "thinks" Bush tried to kill Plame. Joe Wilson (Plame's husband) has been shown to be lying about...well, pretty much everything.
Well, you're half right. RedArrow does indeed think that Bush tried to kill Plame. Wilson--he's still pretty credible, despite the best efforts of others to tear him down.
MKULTRA
15-09-2004, 07:30
Dear lord! Someone in an AOL chatroom no less!!!

Is that where all your sources come from?
the person who said it in the chat sounded very earnest then got very scared and left quickly. Im wondering if Bush critics in America will start being disappeared next.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-09-2004, 07:35
but she has the face of a natural blonde

A natural blonde author?!?

Have you read Vanna White's book lately? Let me put it this way: You might be able to find it in a used bookstore in the "five books for a quarter" bin.
Incertonia
15-09-2004, 07:38
the person who said it in the chat sounded very earnest then got very scared and left quickly. Im wondering if Bush critics in America will start being disappeared next.
Well, if you disappear suddenly, we'll send out a search party.
MKULTRA
15-09-2004, 07:40
A natural blonde author?!?

Have you read Vanna White's book lately? Let me put it this way: You might be able to find it in a used bookstore in the "five books for a quarter" bin.
Kitty Kelley is a prominent American historian
MKULTRA
15-09-2004, 07:41
Well, if you disappear suddenly, we'll send out a search party.
LOL nah if I disappeared youd throw a party :)
Lunatic Goofballs
15-09-2004, 07:43
Kitty Kelley is a prominent American historian

Depends who you ask. Heh. Suffice to say, I seriously doubt she's a natural blonde.
Incertonia
15-09-2004, 07:43
Kitty Kelley is a prominent American historianI'll give you this much, MKULTRA--you make me laugh.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-09-2004, 07:44
LOL nah if I disappeared youd throw a party :)

Well, the search party would have lots of beer...
Incertonia
15-09-2004, 07:46
Well, the search party would have lots of beer...
You damn right.:D
MKULTRA
15-09-2004, 07:49
Depends who you ask. Heh. Suffice to say, I seriously doubt she's a natural blonde.
shes knows about Bushs coke parties at camp David--Bush practically singlehandedly kept the entire colombian economy afloat thru out the entire 80s
Perrien
15-09-2004, 07:51
the person who said it in the chat sounded very earnest then got very scared and left quickly. Im wondering if Bush critics in America will start being disappeared next.

Why are libs and dims (same thing) always getting scared? Every time I turn around your scared. Stop being so damn scared already. Life just isn't that scary. I spent two tours in two wars myself, and HAVE actually been shot twice, and I don't recall ever being that damn scared then or now. I can't go more than five minutes in a conversation with a lib/dim without them telling me they are scared. I just want you to grow some damn balls already and stop being so scared. Thank GOD you were not on flight 93 or you would have crapped your pants prior to the downing and ruined the shoes of the firemen who would have ended up scrapping your scared shitty ass off the bottom of the plane.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-09-2004, 07:51
shes knows about Bushs coke parties at camp David--Bush practically singlehandedly kept the entire colombian economy afloat thru out the entire 80s

I thought that was Gary Busey and Nick Nolte. :confused:
MKULTRA
15-09-2004, 07:51
Well, the search party would have lots of beer...
I have a sinking feeling I wont be found anytime soon :(
MKULTRA
15-09-2004, 07:52
You damn right.:D
what a keg search party without any recreational drugs? :confused:
Lunatic Goofballs
15-09-2004, 07:53
I have a sinking feeling I wont be found anytime soon :(

At least you'd be famous. If they ever found Jimmy Hoffa, We'd go, "Jimmy Who?!?"
MKULTRA
15-09-2004, 07:56
Why are libs and dims (same thing) always getting scared? Every time I turn around your scared. Stop being so damn scared already. Life just isn't that scary. I spent two tours in two wars myself, and HAVE actually been shot twice, and I don't recall ever being that damn scared then or now. I can't go more than five minutes in a conversation with a lib/dim without them telling me they are scared. I just want you to grow some damn balls already and stop being so scared. Thank GOD you were not on flight 93 or you would have crapped your pants prior to the downing and ruined the shoes of the firemen who would have ended up scrapping your scared shitty ass off the bottom of the plane.
if you wanna talk about real fear lets talk about the search party they had to send out to find Cheney up until 6 months after 911
Old-Folks
15-09-2004, 07:58
Someone said it in an AOL chatroom and left before I could find out how--does anyone know anything about this?

You're insane, please tell me you're NOT voting.
MKULTRA
15-09-2004, 07:58
I thought that was Gary Busey and Nick Nolte. :confused:
yeah well them too--and Bushs satanical skull and bones frat orgies at Bohemian Grove
MKULTRA
15-09-2004, 08:00
At least you'd be famous. If they ever found Jimmy Hoffa, We'd go, "Jimmy Who?!?"
who wants to be famous in absentia? you dont get any comps that way :(
MKULTRA
15-09-2004, 08:02
You're insane, please tell me you're NOT voting.
but if you were truley honest youd have to admit that for a split second after reading this headline you did believe it
Hajekistan
15-09-2004, 22:11
Someone said it in an AOL chatroom and left before I could find out how--does anyone know anything about this?
George Bush sent Dick Cheney out to kill them. Dick Cheney is possessed by some sort of extradimensional creature that has made him strong enough to bend steel bars and bullet proof. In New York, many protester's witnessed him ripping people's throats out with his teeth, and they also saw magical unicorns fly across the sky.
MKULTRA
15-09-2004, 22:17
George Bush sent Dick Cheney out to kill them. Dick Cheney is possessed by some sort of extradimensional creature that has made him strong enough to bend steel bars and bullet proof. In New York, many protester's witnessed him ripping people's throats out with his teeth, and they also saw magical unicorns fly across the sky.
wow it sounds like the "search" party is trippin lol
Hajekistan
15-09-2004, 22:27
wow it sounds like the "search" party is trippin lol
Would you want to be exposed to Kitty while sober? A little bit of chemically engineered joy makes near anyone tolerable. Or, so I've heard, because, I certainly . . . wouldn't . . .
LOOK SOMETHING DISTACTING OVER THERE!!!
MKULTRA
15-09-2004, 22:33
Would you want to be exposed to Kitty while sober? A little bit of chemically engineered joy makes near anyone tolerable. Or, so I've heard, because, I certainly . . . wouldn't . . .
LOOK SOMETHING DISTACTING OVER THERE!!!
do you have a pic of Kitty?
Hajekistan
15-09-2004, 22:53
do you have a pic of Kitty?
I did a Google search, and found the piccy below.
I imagined her alot differently, to say the least.
Galtania
15-09-2004, 22:55
He sent Dick Cheney, and a contingent of assassins on the Halliburton payroll, on a secret mission to spray toxic chemicals over her house with a stealth helicopter.

That evil Bush bastard!
Sdaeriji
15-09-2004, 22:57
LOL nah if I disappeared youd throw a party :)

I think he meant we'd all go searching for a party.
MKULTRA
15-09-2004, 23:48
I did a Google search, and found the piccy below.
I imagined her alot differently, to say the least.
how could Bush ever dream of hurting such a frail waif?