NationStates Jolt Archive

You wouldn’t think that words of wisdom could be found in the songs to such a silly movie. But the whole movie is full of wisdom. For instance, people should be more willing to haggle with sellers for prices rather than just accept their labeled price. Also it quite easy to gain a substantial following of people if you just tell them what they want to hear. But I believe that their greatest words of wisdom comes from their final song in the Life of Brian. So sing along and whistle to the tune and bask in it’s infinite wisdom.


Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best....


And... Always look on the bright side of life....
Always look on the bright side of life....


If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing


And... Always look on the bright side of life....
Come on, always look on the bright side of life....


For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's your last change anyhow


So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath


Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laught and dead's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you


Always look on the bright side of life....
Always look on the bright side of life....
Come on guys, cheer up
Always look on the bright side of life....
Always look on the bright side of life....


Worse things happen at sea, you know
Always look on the bright side of life....
I mean, what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
You're going back to nothing
What have you lost? Nothing!

Nothing will come from nothing ya know what they say?
Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin!
There ya go, see!

Always look on the bright side of life....

Can I post "Sit On My Face"? Or would the mods be mad if I did?

Go on... I dare you...

Can I post "Sit On My Face"? Or would the mods be mad if I did?
No you can't, your not the mesiah your just a naughty boy!

Go on... I dare you...


prays that the mods are in a good mood today

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you o-ra-lize,
When I'm between your thighs,.................


:D:D

Inflammation of the foreskin
reminds me of your smile
I've had ballanital chancroids
for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU
that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling
and I hope you get well soon.

My penile warts, your herpes
my syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infection
how I miss you more and more
You dobie's itch, my scrumpox
our lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
when we said that we were clear

Our syphilitic kisses
sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules
with a quick flickof your wrist
Your trichovaginitis
sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus
when your spirochetes met mine.

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididimitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphalitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.

My clapped out genetalia
is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes
are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange
and my balls are turning green.

My heart is very tender
though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
but you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science
but I'm afraid they've turned it down.

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididimitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphalitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.

prays that the mods are in a good mood today

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you o-ra-lize,
When I'm between your thighs,.................


:D:D
Done that song at karaoke. :D
Best part is--it's only 45 seconds long, so you're up and back before anyone knows what the hell happened.

And at the end of "The Autumn years" in the Meaning of Life right after the Restaurant scene.

There's a cleaning lady washing up all the vomit. She tells her story how she spent her whole life looking for the meaning of life in books and in art. Losing her money in that quest she ends up working in a restaurant, thinking things are not all that bad: "At least I don't work for Jews!" :eek: :eek: :eek:

What about the wisdom of the Rocky Horror Picture Show?

"Don’t dream it, be it"

anyone wanting to try and post "Never Be Rude To An Arab"?

anyone wanting to try and post "Never Be Rude To An Arab"?

If we put it in as a quote, is it allowed? :-)

The best part of Monty Python is the Bunny. FACT!

"I've got two legs, from my hips to the ground and
When I move them they walk a-round and
When I lift them the climb the stairs and
When I shave them they ain't got hairs..."

I like Chinise,
They only come up to your knees,
But they're cute and they're cuddly and they're ready to please...

Here is a bit more of the Python for you.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/coconuts.htm

Here is a bit more of the Python for you.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/coconuts.htm
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/bushspeech.htm lol

Never be rude to an Arab,
An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew,
Never be rude to an Irishman,
No matter what you do.
Never poke fun at a ******,
A Spik, or a Wop, or a Kraut,
And never put down...
(explosion!)



this is just a song

The best part of Monty Python is the Bunny. FACT!
You mean Caerbannog, that is a good scene in python history, many a time I relive the Holy Handgrenade of Antioc in my mind and laugh

You mean Caerbannog, that is a good scene in python history, many a time I relive the Holy Handgrenade of Antioc in my mind and laugh
Me and a friend reenacted that scene in Spanish class once. He brought in a little plush bunny and a tennis ball with a paper cross taped on it.

Ahhh, we had many a great time in that class. We even acted out a fight scene one day. We scared the crap out of this one girl when I slammed his head on her desk. Then he gave me the stunner. This was back when I was a wrestling fan. Great times I tell ya.

You mean Caerbannog, that is a good scene in python history, many a time I relive the Holy Handgrenade of Antioc in my mind and laugh
I just call it The Bunny. People know what I mean, I wouldn't like to stroke it though.