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George Bush is a...

Zygus
14-09-2004, 01:40
OK this has nothing to do with George Bush. This topic is of much greater importance than that fellow.



































Why do so many ladies have butterflies tattooed right above their crack? I’ve been seeing a lot of this in the past few years. But why?
New Foxxinnia
14-09-2004, 01:42
Guess what.
No one fucking cares.
Gymoor
14-09-2004, 01:50
Why do so many ladies have butterflies tattooed right above their crack? I’ve been seeing a lot of this in the past few years. But why?

When you're having sex and watching football at the same time, it gives you something to look at during commercials.

Just a joke ladies!

(Gymoor runs for his life.)
Brittanic States
14-09-2004, 01:52
What Im wondering is -
Is the butterfly supposed to have just flown out of her crack-- or--
Is the butterfly supposed to be trying to fly *into* her ass?
La Terra di Liberta
14-09-2004, 01:53
When you're having sex and watching football at the same time, it gives you something to look at during commercials.

Just a joke ladies!

(Gymoor runs for his life.)


LOL!!!
Andigena
14-09-2004, 01:57
because when you're wearing insanely low cut pants, the people behind you need something to look at other than your bare back. And tarantulas are much less cute than butterflies.
Gymoor
14-09-2004, 01:57
What Im wondering is -
Is the butterfly supposed to have just flown out of her crack-- or--
Is the butterfly supposed to be trying to fly *into* her ass?

Good point. Some women do think their ass smells like roses...
Comandante
14-09-2004, 01:58
Because lots of guys like shooting things, and shooting a butterfly with cum would be fun! *hides under nearest desk. Hopes that it will save him from the inevitable nuclear attack.* :D
Zygus
14-09-2004, 01:59
because when you're wearing insanely low cut pants, the people behind you need something to look at other than your bare back. And tarantulas are much less cute than butterflies.
Are not
Imperium Populas
14-09-2004, 02:02
oh yeh the tattoo on their assneck? Its a fad like the bellybutton piercing. Quite hideous and ugly.
Comandante
14-09-2004, 02:02
They just look sexy, and leave a lot to the imagination. Us guys have no comprehension of how to be sexy, so we never even thought of the ass crack butterfly! *thinking it would be a bit disturbing to see another man with an asscrack butterfly*
Stella Viatoris
14-09-2004, 02:02
Speaking of which, I'd like to get a tattoo there. What should I get (other than afore mentioned butterfly or tarantula)?
Wadenia
14-09-2004, 02:04
I believe that this is another of those diabolical female traps, in which they give us something to stare at, then call us disgusting sexist man-pigs for perusing what they so readily display. ;)
Faithfull-freedom
14-09-2004, 02:05
Why do so many ladies have butterflies tattooed right above their crack? I’ve been seeing a lot of this in the past few years. But why?

You need to stop visiting so many strip clubs and you wouldnt see so many butterflys on womens upper buttcracks. :)
Zygus
14-09-2004, 02:07
You need to stop visiting so many strip clubs and you wouldnt see so many butterflys on womens upper buttcracks. :)
Are you referring to college as one giant strip club?
Trotterstan
14-09-2004, 02:09
28 minutes and no iLock from the mods.

I am surprised.
Snowboarding Maniacs
14-09-2004, 02:10
Speaking of which, I'd like to get a tattoo there. What should I get (other than afore mentioned butterfly or tarantula)?

i saw a comedian once that said women should get a big long math equation tattooed there. that way, sex will last longer cause the guy will be there tryin to figure it out the whole time :p

of course, it was much funnier the way he put it....
Zygus
14-09-2004, 02:12
28 minutes and no iLock from the mods.

I am surprised.
I'm not.
Gymoor
14-09-2004, 02:12
Speaking of which, I'd like to get a tattoo there. What should I get (other than afore mentioned butterfly or tarantula)?

A picture of a welcome mat?
Comandante
14-09-2004, 02:15
An Icarus, or a Succubus. They are the male and female demons of desire.
Ashmoria
14-09-2004, 02:15
Speaking of which, I'd like to get a tattoo there. What should I get (other than afore mentioned butterfly or tarantula)?
i like the idea of a celtic knot or similar design. its not so cutesy so it will last better over time

are you thinking just how much you would like to see your grandmother with a butterfly tattoo there? in not all that many years YOU will be that old too. tatts are permanent.
Stella Viatoris
14-09-2004, 02:18
A picture of a welcome mat?

That would have double meaning considering my boyfriend's name.
Bad Republicans
14-09-2004, 02:20
Watch what happens when yo lick the butterfly, amazing things happen!
Gymoor
14-09-2004, 02:26
An Icarus, or a Succubus. They are the male and female demons of desire.

Incubus and Succubus. Icarus was the son of Daedelus, in greek mythology. Icarus flew too near the sun, and the wax attaching the wings his father made to his back melted.
Comandante
14-09-2004, 02:33
Incubus and Succubus. Icarus was the son of Daedelus, in greek mythology. Icarus flew too near the sun, and the wax attaching the wings his father made to his back melted.


sorry, I forgot that one. An icarus is also the name for a vampire. Still, I think it should be a Succubus.
Star Shadow-
14-09-2004, 03:02
If your willing to put in effort get the word for Love in Chinese it would be the most non embarssing thing ever if anyone ever insulted you about it you could say "what are you insulting love." ah the things I think. but really it would be cool, its what I would do if I wanted a tatoo.
Laidbacklazyslobs
14-09-2004, 03:42
Reminds me of the woman who wanted her boyfriends name tattood on her ass, but could only afford the initials, so she got a B tattood on each cheek.

When she got home she showed her boyfriend by pulling down her pants and bending over.

He said "Hey! That's great! But who the fuck is Bob?"
Misterio
14-09-2004, 03:45
OK this has nothing to do with George Bush. This topic is of much greater importance than that fellow.

Why do so many ladies have butterflies tattooed right above their crack? I’ve been seeing a lot of this in the past few years. But why?

Who cares? It's sexy!
:eek:
Hajekistan
14-09-2004, 22:11
Are you referring to college as one giant strip club?
Based on my experiences . . .
But, ah, that is a bit off topic.
Joey P
14-09-2004, 22:20
Who cares? It's sexy!
:eek:
Maybe to some. I personally hate tatoos on a girl.
Camdean
14-09-2004, 22:25
George bush is a ...



Pancake with no topping ?

Or a papershop that blew away ?
Siljhouettes
14-09-2004, 22:56
George Bush is not a hot chick. I've never seen the region above his asscrack, but I would wager that he doesn't have a butterfly tattoo there.
Alansyists
15-09-2004, 00:28
They're girls in my middle school with butterflies on their asses.

And Geroge Bush is a little butterfly on a fat ugly womans ass
Pyrad
15-09-2004, 23:07
When you're having sex and watching football at the same time, it gives you something to look at during commercials.

Just a joke ladies!

(Gymoor runs for his life.)


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