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Hello Newbies!

I'm New Foxxinnia and I'm here to tell you about the General Forum here on the NationStates area of Jolt.

Here are some rules you should follow.

1: Make sure you make a 'Hi, I'm New' thread. You can always expect a warm welcome.

2: Learn how to flame others' political ideaology without being noticed by the Mods. Do not post in politics threads until you have mastered this skill.

3: Post random GIFs in random threads with no explanation to achieve true greatness.

4: Any news is good news here. If you find something cool or funny make sure you post it right away. We all enjoy a good laugh here.

5: Grammer is optional.

6: If you ask a regular a question here on the forum and he doesn't respond within 12 hours. Start PM'ing him. PM him once every 6 hours afterwards.

7: Smilies always enhance a story you're telling.

8: Mods are here for your entertainment.

9: Make sure you have a large, colourful sig.

10: Always asume everyone here is a white, middle-class, teen-age, liberal.

Feel free to ask me anymore questions.

You forgot to add:

Speaking in 1337 will make yourself more popular

We don't take kindly to s'umut noobies in here.

We don't take kindly to s'umut noobies in here.
Dem streit brudda... damn streit *HAAAAAAAAWWWK* *spits* *ding*.

Ain't got no reason to come round hea'. We ain't needin' no mo' dem noobers... in dis hea' town. Dem and deir colored sigs. We dun't take too kindly to *HAAAAAAAAAAWK* *spits* *ding* colored sigs round hea' parts. Yea' best start runnin' boy, if ya shower yer colored sig 'round hea!

That's lovely. I think this thread deserves a sticky! All newbies should read this!!

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That's lovely. I think this thread deserves a sticky! All newbies should read this!!

[/sarcasm]I'm no stranger to sarcasm.

I'm no stranger to sarcasm.
I think my head just exploded.

Newbies are cute until they grow up and have to be put down.

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Newbies are cute until they grow up and have to be put down.

:sniper:Post of the week!

Newbies are cute until they grow up and have to be put down.

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arnt you a Noob to?

arnt you a Noob to?

I have more posts than you, suckah!

In life, someone somewhere will always consider you a noob at something.

Here are some rules you should follow.

Surely if you only 'should' follow them, then they are guidelines, as opposed to rules, which 'must' be followed?


5: Grammer is optional.

As is spelling the word 'grammar' correctly.


10: Always asume everyone here is a white, middle-class, teen-age, liberal.


You left out 'American' from that list.

I have more posts than you, suckah!


I don't care. At least Im not a NOOB. I only post on worth while things. :)

I don't care. At least Im not a NOOB. I only post on worth while things. :)
Such as this thread.

I don't care. At least Im not a NOOB. I only post on worth while things. :)

That only means you're a NOOB by choice.

In life, someone somewhere will always consider you a noob at something.
Actually you are all n00bs... Everyone who posted on this thread besides me is a n00b...

Actually you are all n00bs... Everyone who posted on this thread besides me is a n00b...

All hail the undead poster