I'm at crisis point! Help me
Has anyone been on this website? www.subserviantchicken.com
I've been on it for the last half an hour but i've visited it for ages. At first it seemed fun and i was happy. But now i have suddenly recovered my conscence and am starting to worry about what I'm doing. I feel slightly guilty, and am worried about the man in the picture, and about my self abusing the power. I got angry when someone else interfered. I dont know whether i should continue having fun, or stop my obsession! I dont think its healthy y'know.
Help me, tell me what to do, but try not to get obsessed yourself!
p.s - if you know anything about this 'chicken man', then please tell me. Im finidng the whole concept quite alien still.
Superpower07
13-09-2004, 20:53
http://www.sputnik7.com/domains/subservientpresident.net/
Hey, it's a subservient president!
Oh no! now i'm obsessed with both of them. The chicken moreso because he/she can do backflips! but really........that didnt help my situation did it! I need advice, not more playtoys.
Legless Pirates
13-09-2004, 21:12
the chicken can also do a monkey
Ange de Bonheur
13-09-2004, 21:19
the chicken isn't very good at star jumps
Transienta
13-09-2004, 21:30
Tell him to go pluck himself !!
CornixPes II
13-09-2004, 21:36
Lol, the chicken is brilliant.
Unfree People
13-09-2004, 21:52
I feel slightly guilty, and am worried about the man in the picture, and about my self abusing the power.
I'm sure it's just a script and you don't have anything to worry about in the way of personal mental abuse ;)
Legless Pirates
13-09-2004, 21:54
I'm sure it's just a script and you don't have anything to worry about in the way of personal mental abuse ;)
Gee you think? I thought there was a man dressed like a chicken 24/7 [/sarcasm]
The White Hats
13-09-2004, 23:17
Well, I don't know. I said "Thank you. Have a nice life" and the chicken bowed. Pretty good script.
Enisumentela
13-09-2004, 23:22
"Thank you" causes him to do that.
It responds to around 70 commands, and the entire thing was pre-recorded. You can see the videos changing sometimes.
I forget the site with the entire list...
Bodies Without Organs
13-09-2004, 23:24
"Angry" - made the chicken throw cushions around.
"Tidy" - made the chicken pick up the cushions and put them back on the couch.
"Tidy" - when there are no cushions: just potters about.
Nice bit of programming.
The White Hats
13-09-2004, 23:29
"Thank you" causes him to do that.
It responds to around 70 commands, and the entire thing was pre-recorded. You can see the videos changing sometimes.
I forget the site with the entire list...
Damn. Now I've got to go back in and try to go off-script ....
New Kats Land
13-09-2004, 23:32
try getting him to rock out in a heavy metal styleee
Bodies Without Organs
13-09-2004, 23:33
Damn. Now I've got to go back in and try to go off-script ....
http://dev.magicosm.net/cgi-bin/public/corvidaewiki/bin/view/Game/SubservientChickenRequestList
The White Hats
13-09-2004, 23:35
Not bad .. it got fly, eat, smoke and throw a pie. Lecture caught it out, though. Ha!
Mr Basil Fawlty
13-09-2004, 23:35
cool, but the guy must be crazy :p
"Frie yourself"
The White Hats
13-09-2004, 23:38
http://dev.magicosm.net/cgi-bin/public/corvidaewiki/bin/view/Game/SubservientChickenRequestList
Damn, the things you can do with technology these days. In my day it was all punch cards and overnight runs, and heaven help you if you put a loop in your programme. Little did we realise of the things to come .....
Bodies Without Organs
14-09-2004, 02:20
Damn, the things you can do with technology these days. In my day it was all punch cards and overnight runs, and heaven help you if you put a loop in your programme. Little did we realise of the things to come .....
Pah! I remember when 'debugging the system' still referred to pulling dead moths out of the clockwork gears in the difference engine - back then even '10 print "hello world"/20 goto 10' was an alnight run before we got the first output. Kids today...