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Here are some simple 'Generalization Blankets' I like to throw on TV shows. This allows me to watch shows without really watching them.

Episode Guide for:
DragonBall Z:

5 Minutes:What happened last episode.
10 Minutes: Inner monolouge between every character.
5 Minutes: Characters looking constipated.
3 Minutes: Characters fighting in midair.
1 Minute: Character telling you what will happen next episode.

CSI:

7 Minutes: 'Victim' Character doing something.
1 Minute: 'Victim' Character freaking out.
15 Minutes: Main Characters discussing murder.
10 Minutes: Interviewing random character.
2 Minutes: Analyzing random characater's monolouge.
5 Minutes: Figuring out who did it.
5 Minutes: Questioning Perp.
5 Minutes: Credits

I like Friends, but here we shall go!

Friends:

5 minutes: Phoebe saying something stupid
5 minutes: Joey saying something stupid
3 minutes: Monica freaking out over sanitation
5 minutes: Ross acting like a wimp
5 minutes: Chandler being a moron
7 minutes: Time spent watching Racheal

Simpsons:

5 minutes: Parody of ordinary situation
Rest of episode: Something completely different

Star Trek TNG:

5: Enterprise goes to some new planet
20: Something from planet causes mounting problems in ship
20: Characters slowly figure out problem
5: Problem solved at last minute