NationStates Jolt Archive


Freudian Typos!

Parratoga
13-09-2004, 02:39
Have you ever made any? I know just about everyone slips up and says something they are really thinking without meaning to, but have you ever typed it? For example, when I was typing "I'll be back in just a sec" I hit the x instead of the c, and therefore it read sex instead of sec.
Gymoor
13-09-2004, 03:00
I know I'm guilty of pussy the wrong button. Whether you're Labia or Contraceptive, we all are porn to making mistakes, and these mistakes are proboobly influenced by our subconscious minds.

And no, this isn't a symbol for anything: :gundge:
Pyta
13-09-2004, 03:33
I SEX SEX SEX don't think anySEXthing to SEXSEXfruedian SEXlips
Gymoor
13-09-2004, 03:52
Too far?
Colodia
13-09-2004, 03:53
I read a topic that went:

"Help! This guy keeps licking my ass!"

Meant to be "kicking my ass" :D
Parratoga
13-09-2004, 08:01
Too far?

Nah, what you said was funny! :D
Doorn Batask
13-09-2004, 08:04
I know I'm guilty of pussy the wrong button. Whether you're Labia or Contraceptive, we all are porn to making mistakes, and these mistakes are proboobly influenced by our subconscious minds.

And no, this isn't a symbol for anything: :gundge:
I've actually replaced prone with pr0n before. =/
Almighty Sephiroth
13-09-2004, 08:09
My favourite typo of yours, Parra was where you said "Everyone should have a girlfriend"
Parratoga
13-09-2004, 08:14
My favourite typo of yours, Parra was where you said "Everyone should have a girlfriend"


:eek:
Arcadian Mists
13-09-2004, 08:21
I'm not sure if it's Freudian, but not five minutes ago I actually typed

"It's quite clear that I will never EVER do anyting perfectly."

Apparently, just typing text counts as well...
Texastambul
13-09-2004, 09:02
During a church related trip to Austin with my former youth group, I loudly suggested to everyone that we should eat at the restaurant Fuddruckers but switched the "F" and "R" ...

yes, it's a real restaurant...
http://www.fuddruckers.com/
Hamme
13-09-2004, 09:16
During a church related trip to Austin with my former youth group, I loudly suggested to everyone that we should eat at the restaurant Fuddruckers but switched the "F" and "R" ...

yes, it's a real restaurant...
http://www.fuddruckers.com/

:D:D
Orgasnisation is another one.
Parratoga
13-09-2004, 10:43
Ah, one time I typed (but noticed it before I clicked send), "I hate you, don't leave me!" I meant to type "I love you, don't leave me" But I was really thinking I hated the person.
Almighty Sephiroth
13-09-2004, 11:07
Ah, one time I typed (but noticed it before I clicked send), "I hate you, don't leave me!" I meant to type "I love you, don't leave me" But I was really thinking I hated the person.

And was this person otherwise known as Someone? or as Complete Sadistic Arsehole?
Parratoga
13-09-2004, 11:16
And was this person otherwise known as Someone? or as Complete Sadistic Arsehole?


Yes.
Almighty Sephiroth
13-09-2004, 11:25
Yes.

Ah, if only time could be turned back.
Parratoga
13-09-2004, 11:31
Ah, if only time could be turned back.

Well, it's whiskey under the bridge.
Georgeton
13-09-2004, 11:45
numerous times in biology class and once I think in an exam I used to write/say Orgasm.....instead of Organism, which doesn't go down to well.
West - Europa
13-09-2004, 12:25
Have you ever made any? I know just about everyone slips up and says something they are really thinking without meaning to, but have you ever typed it? For example, when I was typing "I'll be back in just a sec" I hit the x instead of the c, and therefore it read sex instead of sec.
I have made that mistake in chatrooms countless times. Hilarity ensued.

Lesson: just type "brb"

The evil bastard that designed the keyboard knew what he was doing when he put the "x" right next to the "c".
San haiti
13-09-2004, 13:19
I havent made any online recently but when i was talking to a friend about his gf living a long way away i said "i dont understand long term relationships, they never work"....oops, i meant to say "i dont understand long distance relationships, they never work."
Jovianica
13-09-2004, 13:50
numerous times in biology class and once I think in an exam I used to write/say Orgasm.....instead of Organism, which doesn't go down to well.
I don't think there's ever been a biology class where that didn't happen at least once. In my AP bio class mumble years ago, it was a cheerleader, no less....

(Puts me to mind of the urban legend wherein the students swab the insides of their mouths for cells to look at under the microscope - one girl calls the teacher over because she can't identify a cell in her sample. The teacher looks and says, "That's a sperm cell.")
Parratoga
13-09-2004, 15:06
I have made that mistake in chatrooms countless times. Hilarity ensued.

Lesson: just type "brb"

The evil bastard that designed the keyboard knew what he was doing when he put the "x" right next to the "c".


Hehehe, very true.