NationStates Jolt Archive

Whether you have AIM or YIM or ICQ or MSN or any of a dozen other Instant Messenger programs, you all have profiles. So, what is it?

Mine is a whole bunch of quotes that I got from the signatures of NS players. I'm sure you'll recognize some of them, I probably stole them from you.

"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."
-Plato

"I want to die peacefully whilst asleep like my father. Rather then screaming in terror like his passengers."
-Conceptualists

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
--Benjamin Franklin

"Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none."
--Benjamin Franklin

"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate." - Zapp Brannigan

"Good sex is like good Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Mae West

"Excuse me. Would you like to try my smoked meat log?" Brian, The Family Guy

If anybody knows the editors of my school paper, feel free to persuade them to elect me come election time in the spring! (jk)

"So Mrs. *last year's horrific English IH teacher*, these are this year's sheep to the slaughter?"

Letterman = Stewart > Conan > Leno

"Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-Benjamin Franklin

...read it yourself.

http://members.msn.com/j.m.boniface@gmail.com

I'm too lazy to post mine. Someone else do it.

Surely there are more than three profiles in all of NS

War does not decide whos, right war decides whos left.

AIM:

~*!mY tOtAlLy EmO PrOfIlE!*~

DARKend lightS..

bleedING hARTS..<<

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my tears DROWN me..


LIVEJOURNAL CLICK HERE!!!!@!@!@!!!!~!1~!111!11!!1 lolwtfones

my new email is B3Ta07@gmail.com ...I'm so cool 8-)


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Alea iacta est, mothafucka

The Jesus Dance (http://www.angelfire.com/bc/MRSELFDESTRUCT/jesus.html)
Buttered Cat Paradox (http://www.butteredcat.com/paradox.htm)

In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
In Soviet Russia, fetus aborts you!
In Soviet Russia, dog walks you!
In Soviet Russia, penis masturbates you!
In Soviet Russia, television watches you!

%n is an I-D-I-D-O-T-H

Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.

Hmm. The ruptured capillaries in your nose belie the clarity of your wisdom.

Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers!

check mine

http://members.msn.com/?mpp=4263~5AAAAAYAACIrxzDQYAKwKY7*8jpjzzamJwKeNk58L0vaoPXc4PYw2!sw$$~5AAAAAZAAG62z8O4H7!1eGyb30TAeye q3*!I0Q!ixIgFQ$

i think it works or just check out me at msn freaky_39@hotmail.com

I just can't get you out of my head...

Hit the mobile, if you're noble: (717) ***-****

I'm the girl all the bad girls want.

'Tis blank.

i use as little info as i possibly can, sometimes i lie on the registration forms

i have no desire to have strangers talk to me on my IMs. the only reason i have my email addy on my icq profile is so that i can get my number back someone steals it (i used to be the only fran40 on icq)

NS is the closest thing i have to a profile on anything

i put a bunch of quotes on my profile, like

"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."
bush
...or...
"I like marshmallooooows"
homestarrunner

"anything to stupid to be said is sung"
anon

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be."
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