NationStates Jolt Archive


Which political figure would win in a gunfight?

Hajekistan
12-09-2004, 17:42
Which would win in a no rules, no surrender gunfight?
Refused Party Program
12-09-2004, 18:42
http://www.onlinerock.com/fans/refused/dean.jpg
Colodia
12-09-2004, 18:44
Bush, he's a Texan man...
Ravea
12-09-2004, 18:45
http://matrixdean.ytmnd.com/

Howard Dean can kill anyone.
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 18:47
I don't think Bush is smart enough to use a gun...

:p
Refused Party Program
12-09-2004, 18:48
Dean is the raging maniac. He shall slay all with his bare fists.
Incertonia
12-09-2004, 18:50
http://www.photogslounge.net/graphics4/dean_kitten.jpg

Dean da Man!!!!!!!!
Colodia
12-09-2004, 18:56
http://www.photogslounge.net/graphics4/dean_kitten.jpg

Dean da Man!!!!!!!!
LMAO!
AnarchyeL
12-09-2004, 19:05
Well, it turns out Bush's brother Jeb is in charge of loading the guns...

:mp5: :mp5: :mp5:
Pantylvania
12-09-2004, 20:02
John Kerry is the only one on the list who knows how to use a gun
AnarchyeL
12-09-2004, 20:04
John Kerry is the only one on the list who knows how to use a gun

That's not ture. Michael Moore enjoys guns... and he is a member of the NRA.
Reich Nationalist Fury
12-09-2004, 20:12
Bush loads ammo, takes aim at Kerry and ends up somehow blowing up the entire rifle, taking out everyone else in the audience. Bush is vaporized by the explotion of black powder. In a way, Bush wins.

-Fury
Incertonia
12-09-2004, 20:14
So was Dean--he got the NRA's endorsement multiple times while he was the governor of Vermont.

One of the things I loved most about supporting him was the fun his supporters had with him. There was no worry about his image. Speaking of which:

http://dean2004.bmgbiz.net/SoylentDeanSm.jpg
Refused Party Program
12-09-2004, 20:15
Kerry will win but Bush will demand a re-shoot and get the Supreme Court involved?
Bedou
12-09-2004, 20:18
I am not really a Kerry supporter, annnnd I know this is not a serious question.
I am going to give a serious answer though.
John Kerry(If I am not mistaken) is the only one named with combat experience.
So I would put my money on Kerry. :sniper:
Roachsylvania
12-09-2004, 20:31
Aaron Burr! Aaron Burr!
Pantylvania
12-09-2004, 20:34
I meant know as in know more than the average person. We all know that using a gun involves pointing it at something and pulling a trigger. John Kerry is the one who knows how to successfully use a gun to hit moving targets while he's being shot at. Howard Dean vetoing a gun regulation and George W Bush posing with a gun for a picture don't set them apart from the rest of us
Paxania
12-09-2004, 21:22
Haven't you fools ever played Bush Shootout?
LiberalisticSociety
12-09-2004, 21:25
I was thinking about it after voting Kerry for his combat record and I believe Moore would win since he could get hit about 3 times in that fat belly of his and be able to kill Kerry with one hit.

:sniper: