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....punch anyone in the world in the face, who would it be?

Yo mama!

Seriously, it'd have to be this fat obnoxious kid in my school.

....punch anyone in the world in the face, who would it be?


Hmmm...I person who I met on NS that had the screen name Germanica. :D

Hmmm...I person who I met on NS that had the screen name Germanica. :D


What ever happened to you? I heard you just vanished for a while and then just reapeared this month.

a certain person that I see on the Television every day.

What ever happened to you? I heard you just vanished for a while and then just reapeared this month.

"Germanica"....thus the reason I would punch him (maybe, he's alot stronger than me so I doubt I'd be able to.) 'Tis a long story, but suffice to say he was the sole reason I vanished.

Hmm, sounds like an ass. Is he?

Hmm, sounds like an ass. Is he?

Most definitely. Actaully more like a self-proclaimed sadistic, abusive, manipulative, unfaithful, son of a bitch.

Who to choose?? Bush? Ashcroft? Cheney? Kerry? O'Reily? Limbaugh? Coulter? Jones? Gingrich? Carrot top? Wolfowitz? Carrot top?....Carrot top??

No one anyone here knows.

terminalia. i think that mysoginist needs to be beaten up by a girl.

terminalia. i think that mysoginist needs to be beaten up by a girl.

Hell, that bitc needs to be beaten up by anyone and everyone, as many times as possible.

The people who loudly comment on the movie all through the movie behind me in the movie theater.

The people who loudly comment on the movie all through the movie behind me in the movie theater.
i threw a penny at one of those people once.
it made a nice loud smack too.

they thought it was the people in front of us and so went to grab their change purses and ended up spilling all their change down the aisle.

I'd punch anyone who says that the people who died in the WTC deserved to.

The people who loudly comment on the movie all through the movie behind me in the movie theater.

Oh god, I loathe people that do that. :headbang:

I had one guy behind me who kept talking about how stupid French Canadians and Americans were during the movie Collateral. He was some university student out with his ugly girlfriend who was probably born a man.

this is why you bring pennies to movie theaters.

or popcorn if they're sitting in front of you.

My brother....and I did punch him in the face.

Most definitely. Actaully more like a self-proclaimed sadistic, abusive, manipulative, unfaithful, son of a bitch.

So are you still the lovable Nazi we all loved and cherished?

Well, the person I owuld punch is...that lady on the bow flex commercials who is supposed to be 50. Because, if she is 50, she won't get up. If she's younger (as I suspect she is) she'll hit me back.

So are you still the lovable Nazi we all loved and cherished?



I'm still lovable! ;)

I'm still lovable! ;)


You're a Nazi!?!

I'm still lovable! ;)

But not a Nazi????? W00t! Sweetness

But not a Nazi????? W00t! Sweetness


Correct. ;)

Correct. ;)


Oh sorry about that!

Parratoga is not a nazi no more??/ wow...I must question all my beliefs now... can bush be a good president...maybe Limp Bizkit rocks!! Will&grace...Brilliant comedy??

I'd punch the Queen, cause what a conversation piece that would make!
I'd make sure I had a photo taken of the event so I could frame it for posterity.
Either her or the Pope or the Dalai Lama for the same reasons. Certainly stop the conversation with your hippy friends waffling on about Tibet if you casually mention you smacked the Dalai Lama upside his skull. Or you could tell your Catholic friends the Pope was looking at your girlfriends tits.

I'd punch the Queen, cause what a conversation piece that would make!
I'd make sure I had a photo taken of the event so I could frame it for posterity.
Either her or the Pope or the Dalai Lama for the same reasons. Certainly stop the conversation with your hippy friends waffling on about Tibet if you casually mention you smacked the Dalai Lama upside his skull. Or you could tell your Catholic friends the Pope was looking at your girlfriends tits.


pope jokes always work. hehehe...pope

Correct. ;)

WOW!

WOW!

A certain Australian Nazi kinda turned me off of it for one thing.

I'd punch someone called James from my high school. He was my best friend, and then for no reasonm he became my worst enemy.

Oh god, I loathe people that do that. :headbang:

My big brother does it all the time. he even asks questions if it's one we've seen before and he hasn't! >_<

Most definitely. Actaully more like a self-proclaimed sadistic, abusive, manipulative, unfaithful, son of a bitch.

And to top it all off, he has no respect for what parra wants.

And to top it all off, he has no respect for what parra wants.


...Which is?

...Which is?
Not to get married at 19, for a start.

Not to get married at 19, for a start.

Ah, touche. I thought I might trap you there. You are a wise one, sensei.

Ah, touche. I thought I might trap you there. You are a wise one, sensei.

The wise one learns from his previous encounters. *bows*

:eek:

:eek:


:P

The pope.

A certain Australian Nazi kinda turned me off of it for one thing.
Glad to hear it.

George Bush :sniper:

....punch anyone in the world in the face, who would it be?
To be honest with you....I cannot think of 1 person that I would want to punch in the face.

I've been thinking about it for a while now, and the name that keeps popping back into my head is Tom Delay. Man, when I see him start spouting off some bullshit on tv, I can't help but want to pop him one, stand over him and say "Delay! You got knocked the fuckout!"

no one!

what useful or desirable thing would you expect doing so
to accomplish?

i suppose if doing that could prevent anyone from making
big holes in the ground full of unhappy dead people that
might be different but i wouldn't expect that at all and
i can't immagine why anyone would

may all beings be free from suffering
may all beings be free from the causes of suffering

i think we expect too much of laws and making them though
and that we are at least as influenced by the kinds of
stories we tell ourselves and each other

=^^=
.../\...

The people who loudly comment on the movie all through the movie behind me in the movie theater.
Sorry about that....







(I don't actually do that....)

Hilary Duff, what a talentless little priss!

Probably this guy who i had a nasty run-in with (I get the feeling he was, and still is a NeoNazi)

terminalia. i think that mysoginist needs to be beaten up by a girl.

Your welcome to try Dakini, nothing would please me more than to put you

over my knee and give you a nice long hard spanking. :p

Dwight, no not the good Dwight, the bad Dwight, yeah, that one.

Hell, that bitc needs to be beaten up by anyone and everyone, as many times as possible.

Would you like my address tough guy?

Come and show me what you have got, dont worry I'll take it easy on you,

a couple of hard kicks up your bum should bring you back down to

earth. :) ;)

The people who loudly comment on the movie all through the movie behind me in the movie theater.

Agreed they are the bane of life itself.

Hilary Duff, what a talentless little priss!

Why hasn't anyone else thought of that?

Yo mama!

Seriously, it'd have to be this fat obnoxious kid in my school.

Where do you live? :eek: I have a feeling I may be this obnoxious kid.

Who to choose?? Bush? Ashcroft? Cheney? Kerry? O'Reily? Limbaugh? Coulter? Jones? Gingrich? Carrot top? Wolfowitz? Carrot top?....Carrot top??
i hear ya! :gundge:

Mike Tyson.

Just to see how long it would take for me to regain consciousness.

Hillary Clinton, after knocking her out, I would drag her by the hair up to a

gorilla enclosure and fling her in during mating season.

OOH OOH OHH OHH OOH OOH! ;)

So many to choose from...

Kristian Varg Vikernes, because he's a stupid asshole.

Antonin Scalia... for obvious reasons.

Terminalia, just for his posts on this thread.

Um, I guess I'd punch....... I don't know. Right now the only person who is bugging me a lot is my little brother. But if I were to punch him I'd be in SOOOO much trouble.......
Maybe the person who came up with 2 piece swim suits. They are so inapropriet. (sometimes I'm ashamed to be a girl)

Terminalia, just for his posts on this thread.

lol you can join Hillary :) ;)

lol you can join Hillary :) ;)

Earlier you offered to give your address. What is it, tough guy? ;)

I'd punch the guy who invented high heels. Maybe I'd punch the guy who is supposed to be in charge of the weather, too, while I was at it.

Howard Stern--oh, wait!

he probably INVENTED punching people in the face. (i highly doubt that there are any fellow Opie & Anthony fans on here, but they'll get that reference)

ecch...Stern just pisses me off.

Earlier you offered to give your address. What is it, tough guy? ;)

Tasmania, I'll buy the ticket for you. :)

Homer Simpson, just for the heck of it

terminalia. i think that mysoginist needs to be beaten up by a girl.

Seconded.

But I'd rather wait until someone else knocks him down, and then "kick 'im inna fork"*.

Cut short any possibility of spawn.


*Nobby Nobs, anyone?

Tasmania, I'll buy the ticket for you. :)

That would be splendid.

And if you do not live in Tasmania, which I think is a great deal more likely, then you're a weak ass for acting tough and offering your address and then wimping out.

I think I would enjoy punching Therese Heinz-Kerry...just to hear her cuss me out in bad french...

The whole Bush family. One by one. Yes even those butt ugly twins.

I would really like 2 pnch a guy that no 1 here knows... he's the only person in the world that i hate cos he has no respect 4 ne 1 n he's usin 3yr old kid whole life n world as blackmail... :mad:

Shatner. I'd fight Shatner.

No Lincoln, he's got the reach...

Damn, someone stole my Fight Club quote and stuck me with the crappy one... ;)

[QUOTE=Shaed]Seconded.
But I'd rather wait until someone else knocks him down, and then "kick 'im inna fork"*.

lol after I recover I'll gladly return the favour, with steel cap boots on, and I

wont stop after one either.

Cut short any possibility of spawn.

If only your parents had thought this out. :)

So... tough guy... you never gave me your address...

That would be splendid.
And if you do not live in Tasmania, which I think is a great deal more likely, then you're a weak ass for acting tough and offering your address and then wimping out.

Whos acting tough? :rolleyes:


Yeah Im playing with you fool, I live in Sydney, would you like to know more?

So... tough guy... you never gave me your address...

You really want it?

Whos acting tough? :rolleyes:


Yeah Im playing with you fool, I live in Sydney, would you like to know more?

Sure. I'm just taking you up on your offer, you're the one who brazenly offered to tell his address.

You really want it?

Sure, why not.

Sure. I'm just taking you up on your offer, you're the one who brazenly offered to tell his address.

Your a fool, give me your email then, and I'll send it to you, hope you know

how to fight, because I do.

Your a fool, give me your email then, and I'll send it to you, hope you know

how to fight, because I do.

Heh, you're sure funny.

My email isn't working right now, so I suppose you'll have to TG me. Or give it to me through IM, my IM being BassistSartori

Heh, you're sure funny.
My email isn't working right now, so I suppose you'll have to TG me. Or give it to me through IM, my IM being BassistSartori

whatever :rolleyes:

Just meet me at the end of Bourke Street, Taylor square, Darlinghurst

Sydney, theres the place you name the time.

Put up or shut up.

lol after I recover I'll gladly return the favour, with steel cap boots on, and I

wont stop after one either.

If only your parents had thought this out. :)

I'm a girl. You'd be better off going for the ribs. Or possibly the head.

And tsktsk, why exactly do you assume I'd stand around like a fool waiting for you to 'recover'? That would be rather stupid. Not to mention the assumption I myself would not be using steel cap boots. AND the assumption that I would stop after one... honestly, you think you have the monopoly on knowing how to cause bodily harm to others effectively?

Although, I must admit nice sharp stiletto heels might be more appropriate considering the whole aim, and all. It'd be amusing if I could get shoes with both steel caps and stiletto heels. Useful, too.

And if only indeed.

whatever :rolleyes:

Just meet me at the end of Bourke Street, Taylor square, Darlinghurst

Sydney, theres the place you name the time.

Put up or shut up.


Address. You offered your address. I am holding you to your offer. If you weren't prepared to give your actual address, then maybe you shouldn't have offered.

You said "address" so tell me your address.

It's late and I have to get up early in the morning. I'll be expecting that address from you, Terminalia. ;)

[QUOTE=Shaed]I'm a girl. You'd be better off going for the ribs. Or possibly the head.

No Ill give you one right where you gave me one, and if you dont think being

kicked down there wont hurt because your a girl, then you have a bit to learn.

On a side note, this is getting ugly, I would never willingly kick anyone in their

genitals unless it was a desperate situation, you wanting to for no real

reason besides hatred shows your immaturity.





And tsktsk, why exactly do you assume I'd stand around like a fool waiting for you to 'recover'?

Well you were dumb enough to kick me down there in this 'situation', sooo...


That would be rather stupid. Not to mention the assumption I myself would not be using steel cap boots. AND the assumption that I would stop after one...

Im just going on your original fantasy, now your just adding on to it.

honestly, you think you have the monopoly on knowing how to cause bodily harm to others effectively?

No, do you?


Although, I must admit nice sharp stiletto heels might be more appropriate considering the whole aim, and all. It'd be amusing if I could get shoes with both steel caps and stiletto heels. Useful, too.

Look I have no problem with you kicking some guy in the nuts if hes

assaulting or harrassing you, but to want to kick me in the goolys just out of

sheer spite, is just nasty.

And high heeled shoes with steel caps would look weird sorry.


And if only indeed.

So you wish your parents hadnt concieved you?

Please I hate angst.

Are we seriously talking about kicking each other in the junk with steel-toe boots?

Address. You offered your address. I am holding you to your offer. If you weren't prepared to give your actual address, then maybe you shouldn't have offered.
You said "address" so tell me your address.

238 Bourke St.
Darlinghurst
NSW
Australia.

Are we seriously talking about kicking each other in the junk with steel-toe boots?

Yeah, and mine arent junk.

Yeah, and mine arent junk.

They will be after all these kicks.

Jerry Falwell, in response to the original question.

[QUOTE]

No Ill give you one right where you gave me one, and if you dont think being

kicked down there wont hurt because your a girl, then you have a bit to learn.

On a side note, this is getting ugly, I would never willingly kick anyone in their

genitals unless it was a desperate situation, you wanting to for no real

reason besides hatred shows your immaturity.

Well you were dumb enough to kick me down there in this 'situation', sooo...

Im just going on your original fantasy, now your just adding on to it.

No, do you?

Look I have no problem with you kicking some guy in the nuts if hes

assaulting or harrassing you, but to want to kick me in the goolys just out of

sheer spite, is just nasty.

And high heeled shoes with steel caps would look weird sorry.

So you wish your parents hadnt concieved you?

Please I hate angst.

Well, to be honest, I wouldn't randomly assault anyone. This just presented a unique oppertunity to discuss a random event.

And I'm aware that being kicked down south would still hurt for a girl, but I maintain that if you're going for revenge, it'd make more sense to aim for the ribs and/or head... maybe that's just me though.

High heel shoes with steel caps would indeed look weird... they'd also lose a whole heap of functionality (since plain boots are more sturdy, and provide more stability). Plus, I'm not used to high-heels, so I'd just end up falling on my arse if I tried to do anything in them except totter foward slowly.

And I don't *wish* my parents hadn't concieved me... I just think it's a really lame insult. If I hadn't been concieved, I would not be here to give a damn, and you wouldn't feel any better off, since you'd never have known me. Since I have been, the issue of whether or not it'd have been better if I wasn't is pointless... rather reminescent of the whole 'aren't all you pro-choicers lucky your parents were anti-abortion' bollocks...

But that's rather offtopic. Anyway, the point is, don't assume I sit around hating you. Because, seriously, that would be beyond even my levels of lame. And I'm not big on random assault, either.

To be honest, if this was a real situation, I'd be going after Bush, not some random guy in Sydney. :p

Who to choose?? Bush? Ashcroft? Cheney? Kerry? O'Reily? Limbaugh? Coulter? Jones? Gingrich? Carrot top? Wolfowitz? Carrot top?....Carrot top??
Not Carrot top :eek:

Truman

They will be after all these kicks.

As if.

I know how to block kicks with my knees and feet anyway.

That goddamn Enzyte bastard, in response to the original question.

As if.

I know how to block kicks with my knees and feet anyway.

Oh, stop acting so goddamn tough and take a joke for crying out loud. You're not impressing anyone.

I'M A KUNG-FOO MASTER, LOOK AT ME!!!!11

[QUOTE=Shaed]Well, to be honest, I wouldn't randomly assault anyone. This just presented a unique oppertunity to discuss a random event.

Ok, I thought you had it in for my balls, my mistake.


And I'm aware that being kicked down south would still hurt for a girl, but I maintain that if you're going for revenge, it'd make more sense to aim for the ribs and/or head... maybe that's just me though.

That would be my revenge, the last girl to do that to me was when I was 15,

and after I recovered I chased her down the road, cornered her in front of a

telepole and then kicked her as hard as I could in the fanny, she went down

in a screaming heap.

Yes looking back I should havent of done that, but what the hey, it sure felt

good at the time.

And no I dont hate women, and me and her were friends for a while a few

years later.

High heel shoes with steel caps would indeed look weird...

Agreed.



And I don't *wish* my parents hadn't concieved me... I just think it's a really lame insult. If I hadn't been concieved, I would not be here to give a damn, and you wouldn't feel any better off, since you'd never have known me. Since I have been, the issue of whether or not it'd have been better if I wasn't is pointless... rather reminescent of the whole 'aren't all you pro-choicers lucky your parents were anti-abortion' bollocks...

Well its true, you have life so why shouldnt others.


But that's rather offtopic. Anyway, the point is, don't assume I sit around hating you. Because, seriously, that would be beyond even my levels of lame. And I'm not big on random assault, either.

I dont hate you either.

To be honest, if this was a real situation, I'd be going after Bush, not some random guy in Sydney. :p

Bushys alright, you people are way too hard on him.

Oh, stop acting so goddamn tough and take a joke for crying out loud. You're not impressing anyone.

Acting?

Im just telling you what I would do in this situation, sheez what the hell is so

tough about using a simple blocking technigue anyway?

Take your pill and chill.

If your not intelligent

enough to even know how to defend yourself in the most rudimentary

fashion, then your not impressing me much either.

Anyway, why are you getting so steamed up, its just a joke remember isnt it?

I'M A KUNG-FOO MASTER, LOOK AT ME!!!!11

Oh yeah blocking a kick to my nuts makes me a kung fu master :rolleyes:

Acting?

Im just telling you what I would do in this situation, sheez what the hell is so

tough about using a simple blocking technigue anyway?

Take your pill and chill.

If your not intelligent

enough to even know how to defend yourself in the most rudimentary

fashion, then your not impressing me much either.

Anyway, why are you getting so steamed up, its just a joke remember isnt it?

Defend myself? From what? You are just acting like your somehow more man than everyone else. A kick to the junk is a kick to the junk. You can try to block it with whatever, but you don't know you're going to.

[QUOTE=Sdaeriji]Defend myself? From what?

Kick in the nuts... this is a pretty basic manouver invoving raising one of your

legs to block then kick back, simple stuff really.


You are just acting like your somehow more man than everyone else.

By defending myself?

Every person regardless of their sex has that right, me having a greater

ability than the average person in using this right, doesnt make me more of a

man than you, just a more sensible one.

A kick to the junk is a kick to the junk. You can try to block it with whatever, but you don't know you're going to.

I do actually, I block it.

Its not that hard.