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Things you can't do when you're stoned

Legless Pirates
10-09-2004, 23:36
1) typing
2) holding your balance
3) squashing flies
4) listening to complex music
5) playing difficult beer games
...
Camdean
10-09-2004, 23:38
1) typing
2) holding your balance
3) squashing flies
4) listening to complex music
5) playing difficult beer games
...

LOL i know what ya mean complex songs last week i kept having a to replay a song i wanted to hear the lyrics on after some cool bud ;)
Brittanic States
10-09-2004, 23:38
1) typing
2) holding your balance
3) squashing flies
4) listening to complex music
5) playing difficult beer games
...
6) drive a bus , trust me on that one
Sumamba Buwhan
10-09-2004, 23:39
yeah but have you ever tried not being stoned... on WEEEEEED?
Legless Pirates
10-09-2004, 23:41
yeah but have you ever tried not being stoned... on WEEEEEED?
I meant get stoned to death [/sarcasm]

On what else do you get stoned? Heroin?
Cannot think of a name
10-09-2004, 23:42
1)Dude, I can type on shrooms...stoned no problem (apparently sober is a challenge....if this sentence is anything to go by...had difficulties...)

2) I have done some amazing manuvers to retreive or pass the bong that would make waiters aplaud...

3) I can't do that anyway...Live and let live, man.....

4) I have gotten people into Thelonious Monk, progressive (post bop) jazz, free jazz and 20th Century classical music by getting them high first. My tolerance level for trite goes way down. Reggae suddenly sounds great, though....

5) Who needs them. Your stoned!!!
Dirtyfrank
10-09-2004, 23:43
im a chronic weed abuser and have had no problems doin any of the aforementioned things.....and yes...I've driven a bus stoned....well...not a bus....but a fire engine when i was training to be a firefighter in high school
Dacowookies
10-09-2004, 23:48
i have problems even leaving the house when stoned, maybe i should smoke something a little weaker :)
Legless Pirates
10-09-2004, 23:49
i have problems even leaving the house when stoned, maybe i should smoke something a little weaker :)
Or smoke outside of your house!!
Sumamba Buwhan
10-09-2004, 23:54
I meant get stoned to death [/sarcasm]

On what else do you get stoned? Heroin?

I was taking a line from that weed movie with Dave Chappelle and changing it a little bit... I forget the name of the type of smoker he was makign fun of though
Legless Pirates
10-09-2004, 23:56
I was taking a line from that weed movie with Dave Chappelle and changing it a little bit... I forget the name of the type of smoker he was makign fun of though
Don't know it sorry

7) remember movie titles
8) swinging to Stray Cats
Narco
10-09-2004, 23:58
Well, how about sex? I've never managed to have decent sex when stoned. Listening to complex music goes even better after smoking some tea leaves.
NeLi II
11-09-2004, 00:00
How does it feel to be stoned?
Sumamba Buwhan
11-09-2004, 00:03
Don't know it sorry

7) remember movie titles
8) swinging to Stray Cats

uh Half Baked I think is the name
Camdean
11-09-2004, 00:04
im a chronic weed abuser and have had no problems doin any of the aforementioned things.....and yes...I've driven a bus stoned....well...not a bus....but a fire engine when i was training to be a firefighter in high school


Yay a man of my own heart :)
Kryozerkia
11-09-2004, 00:05
Well, how about sex? I've never managed to have decent sex when stoned. Listening to complex music goes even better after smoking some tea leaves.
HAhahaha... you can get laid after getting stoned! :D I can still get it...
I can type while stoned ...and playing boring games suddenly becomes interesting....
Legless Pirates
11-09-2004, 00:05
How does it feel to be stoned?
Try it. I can't describe it really.
NeLi II
11-09-2004, 00:06
Try it. I can't describe it really.

Is it a soothing experience?

Thrilling?

A mix?
Legless Pirates
11-09-2004, 00:08
Is it a soothing experience?

Thrilling?

A mix?
It's different for everybody. I experience it as being a mix of being very sentient, tired without being sleepy, losing my balance.
NeLi II
11-09-2004, 00:10
It's different for everybody. I experience it as being a mix of being very sentient, tired without being sleepy, losing my balance.

Sounds more negative than anything else.
Legless Pirates
11-09-2004, 00:12
Sounds more negative than anything else.
I do not find it negative. It's a feeling you've never had before. That's why I had to projected on known feelings.
Try it. If you don't like it, don't do it.
NeLi II
11-09-2004, 00:13
It's nowhere to be found
Legless Pirates
11-09-2004, 00:17
It's nowhere to be found
I'll e-mail you some
Miratha
11-09-2004, 00:21
Out of curiosity, why the hell do people smoke weed? Understood, you get to see funny colours, but, uh, ya know, there's all those, uh... Drawbacks, I believe.
Sumamba Buwhan
11-09-2004, 00:22
just as I hit reply I looked at my clock and it's 4:20 :p

anywayzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I know people who have cried for no reason after smokign it but I myself get the giggles and cant stop laughing over nothing at all (well that was in the beginning). Now I I traverse my mindscapes and often get keen insights about things.
NeLi II
11-09-2004, 00:22
Out of curiosity, why the hell do people smoke weed? Understood, you get to see funny colours, but, uh, ya know, there's all those, uh... Drawbacks, I believe.

Some say there's more drawbacks when smoking normal cigarettes though, yet they still do it...
Legless Pirates
11-09-2004, 00:24
Some say there's more drawbacks when smoking normal cigarettes though, yet they still do it...
Smoking weed is actually the worst (physical) thing you can do with weed.
Sumamba Buwhan
11-09-2004, 00:26
Out of curiosity, why the hell do people smoke weed? Understood, you get to see funny colours, but, uh, ya know, there's all those, uh... Drawbacks, I believe.

There are no funny colors to be seen from smoking weed.

People smoke weed for reasons similar to why they drink alcohol I believe. To get innebriated. It's a lot of fun to laugh till it hurts over nothign at all.

What drawbacks are there to smoking weed? There are tons more drawbacks to drinking alcohol or smoking cigarettes. I used to smoke cigarettes and never could explain why I did it. I quit after 9 years though and am glad cuz I feel so much better. And I hardly ever drink alcohol.
Spoffin
11-09-2004, 00:27
Out of curiosity, why the hell do people smoke weed? Understood, you get to see funny colours, but, uh, ya know, there's all those, uh... Drawbacks, I believe.
Colours? Drawbacks?

anyway:Things you can't do when stoned number 10) Spell "marijuana".

I believe it is a scientifically proven fact that you can't spell the name of whatever drug you're high on, the only exception being LSD.
Sumamba Buwhan
11-09-2004, 00:28
Some say there's more drawbacks when smoking normal cigarettes though, yet they still do it...

Care to source that? Who are "They" exactly?

Noone with any knowlege backed by scientific study says that
Miratha
11-09-2004, 00:30
There are no funny colors to be seen from smoking weed.
I'm making this up as I go along. I know of no funny colours, but I don't know of anything else. I'd assume weed might make you see funny colours... It is a hallucinogen, so I believe those have the power to tamper with your senses.

Here's a big drawback. Not being able to do all the things you'd normally be able to do (IE the list above).
NeLi II
11-09-2004, 00:32
Care to source that? Who are "They" exactly?

Noone with any knowlege backed by scientific study says that


No, I can't, but I'm sure there's some monkeys out there who can. I heard and read somewhere that the general cigarette user would get more crap into their system because of the high consumption and ...well...as I said, I don't have the source so I should just shut up.
Spoffin
11-09-2004, 00:32
Sounds more negative than anything else.
I feel almost orgasmic when I'm high.

Negatives: you laugh too much, can't concentrate, and can feel sick if you do too much / too fast. But most of that wears off quickly enough. The worst effect is the fucking taste in your mouth though, its disgusting.
Doorn Batask
11-09-2004, 00:35
Noone with any knowlege backed by scientific study says that
Yeah, and 'noone' equates to Middle English 'noon'. It's 'no one', man.

11.) Sing. If you can manage it at all, it'll be a monotone.
Sumamba Buwhan
11-09-2004, 00:36
I'm making this up as I go along. I know of no funny colours, but I don't know of anything else. I'd assume weed might make you see funny colours... It is a hallucinogen, so I believe those have the power to tamper with your senses.

Here's a big drawback. Not being able to do all the things you'd normally be able to do (IE the list above).

I've never hallucinated in the many years that I have been smoking it.

The drawback of not being able to do all your normal everyday things as well is the same drawback you get from taking alcohol. So there fore it's best to do it when yer not tryign to be productive or work heavy machinery.
Sumamba Buwhan
11-09-2004, 00:37
Yeah, and 'noone' equates to Middle English 'noon'. It's 'no one', man.

11.) Sing. If you can manage it at all, it'll be a monotone.

get over it you grammar nazi... i forgot a freakin space
The White Hats
11-09-2004, 00:43
Things you can't do when stoned:

12. A higher maths exam, or an assignment (well, not if you want to hand it in rather than just gain some utterly spurious, though really cool, insights into mutli-dimensional thinking).
(Thing you can do while stoned: a theology exam. :cool: )

13. Deal on any meaningful level with children. (Hence I haven't smoked for far too long. :( )
Jhenova
11-09-2004, 00:46
H-h-heyyy maannnn wannaa goo smoke some marry j?

lets dribble the drizzle, go get Highhhhhh


wwwwwwwoooooooeeeeehhhhhhhhhoooooooaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

aliens!

spiders!

everywhere!

hands......all........over.........my........BODDYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARarGHHH!!!!

to be honest, i dont like drug addicts. What they do, i dont like. That and, well, if it isnt routine for someone then it doesnt really matter.

The people its routine for, are such messes...to watch someone over the years, well its funny if you dont like them

like, you could make someone leap off of something high if their really stoned or drink something
Cannot think of a name
11-09-2004, 00:53
H-h-heyyy maannnn wannaa goo smoke some marry j?

lets dribble the drizzle, go get Highhhhhh


wwwwwwwoooooooeeeeehhhhhhhhhoooooooaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

aliens!

spiders!

everywhere!

hands......all........over.........my........BODDYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARarGHHH!!!!

to be honest, i dont like drug addicts. What they do, i dont like. That and, well, if it isnt routine for someone then it doesnt really matter.

The people its routine for, are such messes...to watch someone over the years, well its funny if you dont like them

like, you could make someone leap off of something high if their really stoned or drink something
really quick

weed<----------------------------->acid<-------------------------------------->pcp

Make sure you know the difference, because there is one. The problem with this argument is that as soon as someone smokes weed and there is an absense of spiders and aliens, any anti-drug claims loose value, and the thing is, they are not all hysteria. But once one bit if hysteria is dismissed, everything is dismissed. How do you think the gateway thing (which is also hysteria) works?
Doorn Batask
11-09-2004, 01:34
get over it you grammar nazi... i forgot a freakin space
I'd have a field trip on that one if I weren't so happy about having just prophecised the end of the world by the hand of Steve.

EDIT: Whoops. I mean "Xaithtulganaiao".
Cannot think of a name
11-09-2004, 01:39
You can find this site (http://www.multi.fi/~pleppo/SA/SAG.htm) hilarious....

I'm not stoned right now, but I wish I was.....bookmarked for when I am....
Cannot think of a name
11-09-2004, 01:40
Oh, and you can't think of a name for a nation......





apparently....
Feanturis
11-09-2004, 01:42
what about pool? i know its hard drunk, but...hmmm, ive got to remember to get high next time i go to a pool hall. ah hell im just going to go smoke a bowl right now!
Mdn
11-09-2004, 01:44
ah what was the question again.....wow gotta alyoff the bud
Spoffin
11-09-2004, 01:49
H-h-heyyy maannnn wannaa goo smoke some marry j?

lets dribble the drizzle, go get Highhhhhh


wwwwwwwoooooooeeeeehhhhhhhhhoooooooaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

aliens!

spiders!

everywhere!

hands......all........over.........my........BODDYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARarGHHH!!!!

to be honest, i dont like drug addicts. What they do, i dont like. That and, well, if it isnt routine for someone then it doesnt really matter.

The people its routine for, are such messes...to watch someone over the years, well its funny if you dont like them

like, you could make someone leap off of something high if their really stoned or drink somethingDrug users =/= drug addicts.
Camdean
11-09-2004, 01:52
I'm making this up as I go along. I know of no funny colours, but I don't know of anything else. I'd assume weed might make you see funny colours... It is a hallucinogen, so I believe those have the power to tamper with your senses.

Here's a big drawback. Not being able to do all the things you'd normally be able to do (IE the list above).


LoL what ?
Rawrz
11-09-2004, 01:56
I feel sorry for those who abuse drugs.

I also find it quite hilarious that weed panders so easily to US citizens' needs.

=/
Mdn
11-09-2004, 02:05
lets see......things you can't do when stoned...#1 converse with non stoned individuals. #2 converse with non stoned individuals ahh i said that all ready....bummer dude gotta lay off the alcohol..... :D
Druthulhu
11-09-2004, 02:29
Out of curiosity, why the hell do people smoke weed? Understood, you get to see funny colours, but, uh, ya know, there's all those, uh... Drawbacks, I believe.

Heck, you might as well ask why people drink.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-09-2004, 02:32
One important thing you CAN do when stoned:

Be Mayor of Washington D.C. :D
Doorn Batask
11-09-2004, 02:35
lets see......things you can't do when stoned...#1 converse with non stoned individuals. #2 converse with non stoned individuals ahh i said that all ready....bummer dude gotta lay off the alcohol..... :D
I think that's something that relies on who the individual(s) is. I for instance am fairly well spoken on the net, but when having an oral conversation with anyone about anything, I constantly stutter and pause to think of how to phrase something. (No, I don't ever pause to think of how to phrase things whilst typing)

When stoned, however, I'm just as well spoken no matter what the circumstance. I don't consider things to say; I simply speak, and it's not something like, "Whoa dude... I... Cool." ;)
Druthulhu
11-09-2004, 02:38
I am excellent at math and can do most simple (2-3 digit) arithmatic in my head. When I am high I can barely do it on paper. My best friend sucked at math until he started doing his homework high. Only thing is he had to be high again to do it so well on the test.

T.H.C. collects in between the brain cells, forcing the synapses to reroute and thus opening new potentials, but at the same time interfering with concentration and short-term memory.

But you're not gonna see spiders, unless your joint has been dosed with something else, or maybe if it's your first time or so and it's VERY powerful stuff. What you will get is relaxed, which can be very therapeutic.
Mdn
11-09-2004, 19:25
wow thats what i've been saying all along ..... just not in so many words... i guess that was something i thought about and forgot to say
BackwoodsSquatches
12-09-2004, 03:23
I feel sorry for those who abuse drugs.

I also find it quite hilarious that weed panders so easily to US citizens' needs.

=/


Im humping your leg.
Deltaepsilon
12-09-2004, 03:40
It's different for everybody. I experience it as being a mix of being very sentient, tired without being sleepy, losing my balance.
That's all completely accurate in my experience, which hasn't been a lot. The first time I got stoned, I tried to walk a straight line, failed, then sat for 3 hours with my eyes closed. I was completely awake and cognitive the whole time. You kinda just have to try it yourself.
Snowboarding Maniacs
12-09-2004, 03:53
weed is fun to do once in a while, it's great to just sit in front of my computer for like 2 hours doing nothin but listening to music, and getting absolutely MOVED by the music almost to the point of tears sometimes :)

of course, that's not all i do while stoned, there's plenty you can do, but i only get stoned when i dont have anything to important to do for a while (weekends at parties, etc) i actually kinda feel like gettin stoned right now....but i don't have anything. but seriously, if you've never tried it, what you can expect from gettin high (at least from my experiences):
1. The Munchies - you're not really hungry, but you just kinda automatically keep shoving any food that's nearby into your mouth, which can be quite funny, which brings me to my next point:
2. Everything is hilarious. You can absolutely crack up laughing at the most trivial of things. Probably the best, or almost the best effect of weed.
3. Cotton Mouth - I get this way when I'm hung over sometimes too, but it's generally worse while high. For those who do not know, cotton mouth is basically when your mouth is totally dry and you cannot get it wet again, even by drinking water or something. If you get this while sober (or hung over), it REALLY sucks, but if getting it because you're high, it tend to not bother you quite as much, because you're too busy noticing things about your living room that you've never noticed before, like the fact that those 3 posters over there make a perfect equilateral triangle......
4. Relaxation - you feel totally relaxed, and can just hang out with other high people and just talk about anything and everything, with no worries.

If you smoke too much:
1. PARANOIA - you think everyone's talkin about you behind your back and stuff.
2. Racing heart - if you smoke way too much. Can be scary, especially if you're also paranoid. Your hand can start shaking a little too.

I have found that if i smoke too much and start getting paranoid, or racing heart, the best thing for me to do is sit down and listen to some relaxing music. It's a good idea to have a playlist made up ahead of time on your computer, cause you don't always feel like changing the music when you're that stoned, and sometimes songs, if their beat is too fast or something, can make you feel worse.

Again, as someone mentioned before, it's different for everyone, this is just what I have experienced. And no, although I probably have the longest post here on the subject, I actually don't smoke often at all, generally maybe once or twice a month, but currently I haven't smoked in about 3 or 4 months. I guess I'll stop babbling now. :D
Roachsylvania
12-09-2004, 04:31
I actually don't usually get the munchies. The one time I did (wasn't my first time either, and I smoked the same shit a couple times, and this only happened once), I wasn't really hungry, but I kept eating, lots of Swedish Fish, gummy worms, most of a box of Cheez-its, some summer sausage, and some cherry slices. I was about to pop long before I stopped eating, and I was feeling sick the next day. And I don't think I've ever tried to do anything stoned, but I actually can type just as well drunk as sober. Apparently I can't walk downstairs after half a dozen really strong screwdrivers, but I maintain that that is just an evil lie to tarnish my reputation. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
Miratha
12-09-2004, 04:38
Why I am bad news bears-
1. The Munchies - you're not really hungry, but you just kinda automatically keep shoving any food that's nearby into your mouth, which can be quite funny, which brings me to my next point:
I'm rarely hungry; but I eat a lot. Food is an euphoric party in my mouth, and I have no actual reason to eat so much... 'Cept it's soooooo delicious.
2. Everything is hilarious. You can absolutely crack up laughing at the most trivial of things. Probably the best, or almost the best effect of weed.
I have trouble taking most things seriously. I'd list a few examples, but I think I might offend someone.
3. Cotton Mouth - I get this way when I'm hung over sometimes too, but it's generally worse while high. For those who do not know, cotton mouth is basically when your mouth is totally dry and you cannot get it wet again, even by drinking water or something. If you get this while sober (or hung over), it REALLY sucks, but if getting it because you're high, it tend to not bother you quite as much, because you're too busy noticing things about your living room that you've never noticed before, like the fact that those 3 posters over there make a perfect equilateral triangle......
Okay, my mouth is rarely dry. However, I've been fascinated by such things as dictionaries and pens that function the same way as the Tommygun. Seriously, click, they go, click, they don't go. Amazing.
4. Relaxation - you feel totally relaxed, and can just hang out with other high people and just talk about anything and everything, with no worries.
Well, I'm rarely relaxed. Ah well.
If you smoke too much:
1. PARANOIA - you think everyone's talkin about you behind your back and stuff.
2. Racing heart - if you smoke way too much. Can be scary, especially if you're also paranoid. Your hand can start shaking a little too.
I'm paranoid. I can't look at a smiling person without thinking they're laughing at me now. If I'm going for a walk, which I routinely do, if I notice people walking behind me, I get nervous. And my heart does race pretty frequently, though that's mostly from my out-of-shapeness.

I think I'm going insane.

EDIT: On a side note, I don't actually smoke pot. Or drink much.
Squi
12-09-2004, 04:55
While there are many things I have no desire to ever so again stoned, I have yet to see one thing mentioned which I cannot do / have not done while stoned, except possibly higher maths which I have difficulty with while non-stoned, so no biggie. Since someone mentioned it earlier, each person's experience is somewhat different, and in fact there are different types of being stoned (from THC) that the same person can experience from time to time. I tend to experince time dialation, where everything seems to take abot three times as long as normal - not bad for functioning but it can turn a boring Legal Ethics class into an interminable nightmare ( 1 hour and 50 minutes of boredom converted into 6 hours of pain, not a good thing). If you are experiencing difficulty with physical tasks, I suggest you change the marijuana you are smoking as it probably contains a higher ratio of the lower cannabinoids or change your smoking method so less heat is applied to the marijuana (the higher cannabinoids, delta-9-tetrahydrocanibinol particularily is desireable, are rather sensitive to heat and break down to the lower cannabinoids easily), experience will show you that flame need not be directly applied to marijuanna to ignite it for example.

Or so I believe from what I've read. I do not now nor have I ever used illegal drugs, nor does anyone I know to my knowledge use or has used in the past illegal drugs.
The Sadistic Skinhead
12-09-2004, 15:28
Usually when i get stoned i twitch. I cannot control it at all. All i can do is what for it to wear off. Also this has only happened once, i smoked a joint and laid down on my bed and started watching Rockstar and i saw a giant white spider crawling across my wall it was the size of my TV. That was the only time i've hallucinated on weed. On the topic of munchies the weirdest thing i've ever ate was an ice cream sandwich i got 2 pieces of bread, spread nutella on it and got some vanilla ice cream in the middle of it. It was great but i'd never eat that while i'm straight.
The White Hats
12-09-2004, 16:27
.... I do not now nor have I ever used illegal drugs, nor does anyone I know to my knowledge use or has used in the past illegal drugs.

In fact, illegal drugs do not exist. And anyone who says they do has clearly been smoking too much.
Dakini
12-09-2004, 16:38
well, i've never seen funny colours while stoned. i think it has to be laced with something for that... i think it was lsd that causes that effect from smoking. and to my knowledge, i've only had pot laced with coke... i didn't know it was laced with coke at the time, but it didn't do anything different to me, i was just a little stoned.

but yeah, when i'm stoned, i can pay attention to things if i really try, and the effects from when i'm high are different everytime. sometimes i'm really hyper and i go play on the swiingsets in playgrounds (it's amazing to swing looking upside down while stoned and watch the horizon go up and down...) sometimes i'll just stare at a wall and giggle... once i recall staring at a wall of glass in a club while it was raining and just watching the rain trickle down it and i found it fascinating. then there was the time when i ended up with an entire joint to myself and i thought my feet were leaving the ground on a couple occasions and that i would just take off and fly... it was really, really fun.

i don't really get the munchies, if there is food around, i'll eat it though, i just won't go hunt for it/buy it. i actually feel like eating more after a night of drinking than after smoking..

it's been some time since i've been stoned though. it's not that i've been purposely avoiding it, i'm just a social smoker and i haven't hung out with people who do so much.
Dakini
12-09-2004, 16:41
Things you can't do when stoned:

12. A higher maths exam, or an assignment (well, not if you want to hand it in rather than just gain some utterly spurious, though really cool, insights into mutli-dimensional thinking).
(Thing you can do while stoned: a theology exam. :cool: )


are you kidding me? i know someone who wrote a calc exam stoned and got the highest mark in the class.

i also know a girl who can only write essays while stoned. she even won a competition for an essay she wrote while stoned of her ass.
The White Hats
12-09-2004, 16:50
are you kidding me? i know someone who wrote a calc exam stoned and got the highest mark in the class.

i also know a girl who can only write essays while stoned. she even won a competition for an essay she wrote while stoned of her ass.

Just my personal experience - I failed the maths exam and passed the theology exam (95% - go me!). I never could do the more abstract maths while stoned - just couldn't make the imaginative leaps with any accuracy.

Incidentally, the first question on the theology exam was, "describe the action of the Guru in Sikhism". Not only my favourite religion, but to turn the paper over and see that question when high - :D - it was like the flame leaped right off the paper into my brain and down through my pen. The only problem was stopping in time to answer the other questions.
Dakini
12-09-2004, 16:57
Just my personal experience - I failed the maths exam and passed the theology exam (95% - go me!). I never could do the more abstract maths while stoned - just couldn't make the imaginative leaps with any accuracy.

Incidentally, the first question on the theology exam was, "describe the action of the Guru in Sikhism". Not only my favourite religion, but to turn the paper over and see that question when high - :D - it was like the flame leaped right off the paper into my brain and down through my pen. The only problem was stopping in time to answer the other questions.

i can see where that could be an issue...

psh and people claim that stoned pople have no attention span.
The White Hats
12-09-2004, 18:29
Indeed ... uh .... I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
Mdn
13-09-2004, 04:48
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Tiborita
13-09-2004, 05:13
Things you can't do when you're stoned...

Pass a drug test?
Mdn
13-09-2004, 05:19
Things you can't do when you're stoned...

Pass a drug test?
very true but then again we let the govt and insurance companies do this to us... what i or any other person does on thier own time is mine and thier biz.
The Pagan Folk
13-09-2004, 06:04
Well I don't drive, but that goes for drinking...which I don't do. I also don't feel as sick when I'm stoned. It's amazing how you can go from dry heaving to the munchies in about half an hour. I went from 100 lbs and unable to keep food down to a healthy weight.
In the last 7 -8 years I've been smoking I've never had a paranoid problem or seen colours BUT I do worry about my lungs.
The Pagan Folk
13-09-2004, 06:07
Has anyone heard about the Pot "Joint" in Vancouver, BC Canada that was busted last week for selling pot? None of the employees were charged and they were open and back in business the next day.
Has anyone heard about this outside of BC?
BackwoodsSquatches
13-09-2004, 06:11
Has anyone heard about the Pot "Joint" in Vancouver, BC Canada that was busted last week for selling pot? None of the employees were charged and they were open and back in business the next day.
Any comments on that?


God Bless our neighbors to the North.
The Pagan Folk
13-09-2004, 06:18
Personally I think we should just legalize and then the goverment can charge taxes on it to pay for my free medical care...cough cough..
Squi
13-09-2004, 06:41
BUT I do worry about my lungs.One word, brownies. THC has the usefull property of being highly soluable in oils/fats. A fine use for all the extraneous leaf (plant parts which contain too little THC to be worth smoking) is to soak it in a cooking oil - put 1/2 gallon of oil (peanut and canola oil work) into a large pot, add leaf until pot is well filled, heat at a low temperature for about 20 minutes, remove leaf allowing oil to drip off, add more leaf and repeat, at the end of the process strain the oil well and enjoy some home made baking oil. 1/2 gallon of oil to 10 gallons of loose leaf produces about 3 quarts of reasonably strong baking oil, use to replace half of the oil in a brownie mix reciepe and you should have a fairly effective means of getting high. You may have to alter the ammounts depending on the quality of the leaf you have access to, I had access to high quality homegrown, skunk you would need more and really good stuff less, and the extraneous leaf is easy to get if you know a grower.

****warnings: 1. The smell from this process can be quite strong, i.e once a comment was "I could smell pot 4 blocks away, but it permeated the entire area and I had no idea it was coming from here".
2. Unlike normal pot bownies these are indistingushable from mudane brownies, this can cause problems. Like a roommate eating one, getting the munchies, eating half a batch and staying in their room for the entire weekend with the giggles, coming out monday afternoon and asking you if there was something in the brownies.
3. As always, when eating THC the effects tend to last longer and take longer to come on. Unless you are certain of the stregnth of a particular batch, it is wise to wait half an hour between test tastings, otherwise you might find "The plane landed half an hour before I did".


Or so I believe from what I've read. I do not now nor have I ever used illegal drugs, nor does anyone I know to my knowledge use or has used in the past illegal drugs.



****a friend of mine once mentioned that THC is supposed to alcohol soluable too, and a similar process could be used with a high proof alcohol and factionally distilling it to produce a fairly pure form of THC which could likewise be used for baking goods. I have no knowledge of whether or not this process works in actuality, but it might be an interesting experiment if you have a supply of extraneous leaf.
The Pagan Folk
13-09-2004, 06:55
Thanks, I wish I'd had the receipe a couple of years ago when it could have helped ease my Mum's passing from Cancer. Never thought to look it up at the time.
Mullendom
13-09-2004, 07:04
I'd just like to clear up something here for the idiots that think pot is a hallucinagen... it's not, it's a stimulant.... just like alcohol is a depressant... and no, that doesn't mean it makes you depressed, it just means it makes your body slow down....

also... mixing pot and alcohol baaaaaddd... or from my one experience... didn't ever want to do it again, although I hear that other people love to do it
Comandante
13-09-2004, 07:13
Out of curiosity, why the hell do people smoke weed? Understood, you get to see funny colours, but, uh, ya know, there's all those, uh... Drawbacks, I believe.


Umm, weed actually isn't a hallucinogen. For me, weed makes me manic (as in so happy I could scalp somebody) My consversation reaction time slows waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, and I come up with cool poetry.

The drawbacks of weed are caused by the genetic engineering that the CIA did to it. Don't say this is BS, it's not. Look into it. Superweed is engineered in labs, operated under the authority of the CIA.
Comandante
13-09-2004, 07:15
I'd just like to clear up something here for the idiots that think pot is a hallucinagen... it's not, it's a stimulant.... just like alcohol is a depressant... and no, that doesn't mean it makes you depressed, it just means it makes your body slow down....

also... mixing pot and alcohol baaaaaddd... or from my one experience... didn't ever want to do it again, although I hear that other people love to do it


I dunno, being Crunked is a good feeling for me (high while drunk) and I think weed is actually a euphoric. It puts you in a state of euphoria.
Miratha
13-09-2004, 20:42
Umm, weed actually isn't a hallucinogen. For me, weed makes me manic (as in so happy I could scalp somebody) My consversation reaction time slows waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, and I come up with cool poetry.

The drawbacks of weed are caused by the genetic engineering that the CIA did to it. Don't say this is BS, it's not. Look into it. Superweed is engineered in labs, operated under the authority of the CIA.
Depressant. I honestly thought it was a depressant and hallucinogen. But that would mean it would be impossible to hallucinate from it and people have... Or so I think. I dunno, one guy here said he saw a huge spider crawling over his TV.

Now, how about the legalities of Marijuana? I honestly thought it was illegal and to write something like that on a message board would be pretty retarded. I know, in Canada, it's legal to smoke and carry cannabis, but not to sell it. Same in US or is it just that no one cares?... Or something.